~"My Laziness Is A Landmark"~

Ashton/Ash - He/Him - Trans - Artist - Cosplayer - Rat Man

[theprojectatedensgate]

“Defying the atonement? Is that what baby Rye would want... Do you want me to explain... what could happen to your daughter...?”

[far-cry-all-the-time]

John Seed every time the Deputy escapes :

[far-crying-out-loud-deactivated]

I love how Joseph was like, “Be nice to the Deputy and welcome love into your heart.”

And John Immediately went from drowning you to being literally in love like, Johnny boy, I don’t think that’s what Joe meant but alright.

[wrath-of-eden]

John: *drowning the deputy*

Joseph: “You have to love them, John.”

John: *pulls a diamond engagement ring out of his pocket*

Joseph: “JOHN.”

[buttercup--bee-deactivated20240]

*after Eli’s death*

Jacob: It’s a white flag and you may as well start waving it now, pup!

Deputy: The only thing I’ll be waving is your decapiated head on a stick in front of your weeping brothers!

John:

Joseph:

Whitetails:

Everyone:

Jacob: Good lord.

[far-cry-all-the-time]

Jacob Seed doing his little PowerPoint presentation to the Deputy :

[smallmerci]

Joseph: John, please don’t staple pieces of skin to the dinner table. People find that upsetting.

John: but did you see? they say gluttony! get it?? it’s art joseph, 

[theprojectatedensgate]

John is the misunderstood artist

[clawedandtoothless]

If you play D&D

Tag your race and class! I’m real curious to see who everyone here plays

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[cate-geo]

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

[dvonmc]

Friggin, yis

[wildishmazz]

Always reblog.

[the-last-teabender]

IT HAS EVOLVED

[evilblackcat13]

The legend marches on…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

[bittythemagpiedragon-blog]

JDNXHSBSBF

[hotshotriot]

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

[teeble-spoon]

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

[fandombandomrandom42]

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

[i-srsly-need-to-stop-deactivate]

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

[ofcosmicflux-deactivated2019013]

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

[saucy-majora-deactivated2021062]

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

[knowledgemimic]

Should…… should I…….

[breathingcolorsblog]

DO IT!

[knowledgemimic]

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

[kknamed-deactivated20180506]

Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD

[racheldrawsthis]

CASH MONEY

[cant-reed]

ITS BACK

[madhattey-deactivated20211019]

CAN THIS POST GET ANY BETTER??????????????????

[victorsea]

IT’S BACK

[beau-rebloga-coisas]

@littlepuffy4ever @coxinhadoce47 @tinygayotter @hershellaytonlovespuzzles @doctorfab @glumbird @lezly-odair @isashi-nigami @orionebula @isacreeper87 

[blepbleppal]

IT GOT BETTER

[aromantic-pride]

IT’S BACK!!!!!!

[rakishlyregalrat]

An old Tumblr meme?

I wonder if it actually works

Here goes nothing…

You know I’ve been an awful good g-

NO

ITS TOO EARLY

[riptidejunkie]

Heheheh…

Let me just…

WOAH!!!

I AM NEVER TAKING THIS OFF!!!!!!

[vegetarianwater]

Im honored to have been the person you reblogged this from i feel like in some small way im blessed just for providing you with the post to make this addition thank you

[m1uw]

i have cocklaphobia

[helpiminahole-blog]

This is legendary oh my god

[featheredcritter]

when the humans actually think that you’re a normal dog and let you in the outpost without suspecting a thing

[bathysphere]

id like to apologize to the ddadds creators

i WOULD apologize to ubisoft but im waiting on a god damn dating sim for the seeds :/

[yanderehopecounty]

I’m glad I’m not the only person that made this connection 👀

[kokomiin]

[lirimaerspiritualgatherings]

[barberwitch]

Witch Tip Wednesday 3.7.18

Salt Your Sigils, Walk With Chalk

There are few things we consistently have with us when we leave the house: keys, wallet/phone and clothes. Of those clothes you wear, they change daily, but your shoes may not.

There’s tons of folklore about shoes and steps and turns of phrase, so why not use them as a tool?

There’s the helm of awe on the heels, moons and star on the inside heel, and an all seeing eye.

Why not draw the sigils you need on the soles of your shoes? Use some chalk and hop to it! Protection, travel, speed, discretion, do some hex work by writing the name of someone on the soles and spend the day trampling them.

Alternatively, you can draw on brick, walls, the ground and possibly shoes (haven’t tried) with salt.

You can get salt rocks online for a few bucks and they’ll last a loooong time. Treat them like chalk, when scraped against rough surfaces they leave a white trail and it’s an easy and less mess way of carrying salt with you for Witching on the go.

Draw a circle wherever you feel the need to do a working, sigils, staves, symbols, gliphs, anything you would trace or draw can have extra oomph behind it by physically drawing it with something of the earth.

🦇Cheers, Barberwitch

Shoe photo source unknown

[mintelly]

hey all you male, trans, and non binary witches out there

y'all are safe and valid here

[black-raven200]

This account supports male witches 💖

[anenglishwitch]

please reblog if you think a man can be a witch too