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The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
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@vegetarianwater
Canât risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
i know that this may be hard to believe, but:
you are not a burden
you deserve happiness
you deserve to be listened to
you are so strong
you are kind
you are amazing
your situation right now is not your forever
itâs going to get better
your best is good enough
you are good enough
you are beautiful
you deserve to live your best life
youâre working so hard
youâve gotten through everything that has been thrown at you so far; you can get through this too
you are worth so much
you are wonderful
you can choose positivityÂ
your past does not define you
your mistakes do not define you
your grades and achievements do not define you
your mental health does not define you
your struggles do not define you
itâs never too late to try again
itâs never too late to start
you are cared for
you are valued
you are so important
i am so proud of you
youâre going to be okay
Straight people: tumblr lgbt snowflakes are so easily offended lmao get over it babies
One Trans Kid: Link is trans and Iâm proud of him
Every straight within a 50 mile radius:
Everybody here preaches eauality but there is a disgusting amount of hate towards cisgender & heterosexual people. Its gross, stop it.
Stop murdering us for existing and Iâll consider it
Teachers should let kids eat and drink in class, I have no idea why high school teachers act like tiny dictators of their pathetic kingdoms. Like, let them go to the bathroom, if they are hungry let them eat, if they are thirsty let them drink.
It shouldnât really be so difficult.
I get that they donât like that people are eating, but drinking and going to the toilet? Please let them
If someone is hungry there is a reason, they should eat. If Iâm hungry at home, school or workâŠI eat. School shouldnât teach you not to listen to your body.
Eat, donât disrupt the class and we all good.
As an actual high school science teacher, I would love to let my students eat, drink, and go to the bathroom without issue. However, the students leave food and drink mess on the desk, floors, and for some reason the classroom sinks. When they go to the bathroom, they are gone for excessive amounts of time, usually to hang out with their friends in the halls. Itâs not me trying to be a dictator, itâs me struggling to teach kids when they abuse my kindness and suffer no consequences for it. It is incredibly difficult to do labs or any kind of engaging activity with kids eating and drinking, making a mess, and carrying on as if they are at home in their bedrooms. They *do* disrupt the class. They donât learn. They donât allow me to teach. Idk what asshole teacher yâall have dealt with, but a of us arenât like this and we get nowhere for being so. We arenât left with much choice but to deny students basic things because they abuse it when we allow them :(
I meanâŠyouâre instituting blanket bans on things because of individuals? There are solutions to all of these problems and banning them can be detrimental to their health so like? ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ
Iâve been in full 1000 seat lecture halls in first year university classes where the majority of people are somewhere around 18. Fresh out of high school. Food and drink? Allowed. Bathroom breaks? Allowed without even having to ask. If itâs too disruptive in a small classroom setting, how do colleges and universities function?
Same goes for smaller first year classes. The ones that many fewer people take and are around more like 60ish students by the time people have finished re-working classes and schedules. Food and drink? Allowed. Bathroom breaks? Donât ask, just go.
Labs? As in biology and chemistry labs at a university level with chemicals that are actually dangerous if accidentally ingested? Food and water must be left outside/somewhere contained and just not consumed in the room. Need food or water? Go get it, leave the room, consume it and come back. Need the bathroom? Also just go.
Like. Sure. Most of my experiences in university werenât with classes full of mostly 18 year olds, but my first year classes sure were. If professors can keep control of classes at least twice the size of most high school classes and at most 1000+ of teens AND masters students who are TAs on the side can keep control of roughly 30 eighteen year olds without stripping them of agency over their basic needs and marking their needs *as* needs and not things they do to inconvenience you as the adult in charge, why are there teachers still not letting their students use a goddamn bathroom or take a fucking drink from a water bottle in class?
Sure, if you have like. Kindergarten students, then itâs reasonable to require they be supervised for those things because theyâre little humans who are inexperienced, have very little control of their fine motor skills, and arenât mature enough to take care of their needs on their own or understand complex consequences that arenât predominantly or exclusively directed at them.
But if you teach high school, whatâs your excuse for treating your students as sub-humans who exist to only inconvenience you and should only be allowed to take care of their basic needs when you give them that privilege, which if they use even slightly incorrectly you frame as them as taking advantage of your kindness to let them care for their needs. These are human fucking people for godâs sake.
When I was in high school I sometimes would ask to go to the bathroom and stay there all class. Want to know why? And hereâs a hint, it wasnât because I was taking advantage of my teachers in order to talk to friends or drink alcohol or do drugs or skip school.
It was because I had undiagnosed chronic conditions, illnesses, and disabilities that I was struggling to manage because I didnât even know I was managing anything abnormal.
Are there kids who do take advantage of being let out of class? Sure. But there are also students who legitimately need time out of class, for reasons like my own, or maybe because they just really need to pee and donât want to do it in their pants in your classroom in front of their peers.
We canât be stripping students of the right to take care of their basic needs because someone might take advantage of the freedom. And honestly, I think if teachers started treating their teenaged students like people and not as robotic demons who exist only to take advantage of them, they would also start respecting their teachers more because theyâre not being treated worse than a captive animal.
PLEASE REBLOG
Iâm considering coming out to my family as non-binary, and so today I brought up the subject of non-binary gendering/transgendering with my Dad as a casual conversational topic. Heâs told me that if somebody is born a boy then they âshould stay a fucking boyâ and not trans to a girl or be a boy some days/girl other days/genderless other days.
I told him that I think gender identity should be something one can choose for themselves, and he says that nobody thinks like that and anybody who is trans/non-binary will just be shunned by every member of society they meet. He doesnât think that people support n-b/t communities, because he doesnât. He says to me that not staying oneâs natural gender is wrong and against the point of being born a boy/girl.
Every person who reblogs this will have their URL written in a full-size writing book and when it is full I will show it to my father to illustrate to him the amount of people who believe that being non-binary is a valid gender identity.
letâs say this calmly, WHEN YOU WRITE EVERYONE ON THE NOTE, SLAP HIM WITH IT.
SLAP HIM WITH IT
SLAP HIM REAL HARD
SLAP HIM AS HARD AS YOU CAN
See this? âđ» itâs my slapping hoes hand
SLAP THAT MAN HE NEEDS TO BE MORE OPENED MINDED
This is why Iâm still closeted to my parents (unless they decide to stalk me on Facebook and see the part on my about section that says gender. Then Iâm screwed.)
Reblog this shit
SLAP ALL THE PARENTS WHO DONâT LOVE AND SUPPORT THEIR KIDS
slap that bitch
SLAP THAT HOE BAG
ADDING MY SLAP, AS A PARENT
ADD ANOTHER SLAP FROM THIS MOMMA BEAR!
Ah, the long lived tradition of Slaps-giving lives on. Sending one from Australia đŠđș
SLAP THAT ASSHOLE
SLAP HIM
SđLđAđP HđIđMđ
Imma slap this bitch
Slap him real hard
Iâm non binary
Can you Bitch Slap him in the face for me pls?!?!?
PLEASE SLAP HIM WITH IT I GOT MY HAND READY đâđ€
@canadian-crofters
I offer my most handy slap ever
Hey OP? Give him a slap from your non binary parent please.
S L A P
S L A P
âđ»
SLAP
âđ»
MOTHER
âđ»
FUCKER
âđ»
SLAP HIS ASS TO THE EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!
Slippity slap, send his prejudice to heck
Slap that hoooooe off op, trans boy here
Smack that bitch
The book was probably filled at this point butâŠ
SLAP THAT FUCKER
SLAPPY SLAPPY
SLAP HIM LIKE THANOâS FINGER SNAP!
SLAPPITY SLAP
HERE COMES THE SLAP
hit him so fucking hard with that book oml
Give him one of these too
Slap him
SLAP HIM
(just in case you have adhd and this was fucking you up like me)
What the fuck am I looking at here?
How is this so visually unintelligible?
Because a friend on fb shared this and someone explained it. Itâs not really supposed to look like anything but god it makes my head hurt
dug up this explanation from the notes because it was driving me insane
The one time the answer to âam I having a fucking strokeâ was âyeah kindaâ
@punk-idiot
HOLY SHIT
Patton: Does Roman think in English or Spanish?
Virgil: Bold of you to assume Roman thinks.
Please reblog if you think that âthey/them/theirsâ is a valid set of pronouns.
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Everyone who reblogs this by April 21, 2019, 10:00 EST, will get a moodboard based off of their blog!
You can specify anything you really want in their in your reblog/dm me!
Please make sure your submissions are open! You will receive a moodboard by April 27!
Fucking hell, now Iâm not so sure. Itâs either angst/killer sides/or some random fluff Iâve probably written somewhere
Fang au part 12 (dedicated specifically to @dailyvirgildoodle)
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Itsback
btw go and chibify yourself, itâs so cute
azasona
actual aza
did not find the right eye color but here~
it me
hewwo
A simple goth.
This is actually really cute and I might make it my icon on some form of social media
Unfortunately there are no shorter hair options
They actually have smth resembling my hairstyle :0
Logan knew that look. Heâs seen it his whole life time. The thirty years heâs been on earth, heâs seen it countless times. He stood there, not showing any emotions as he asks.
âWho is dead?â
âVirgil. Itâs Virgil.â
All Logan can do is blink and nod, leaving the room.
tw: death, alcohol, alcoholism mention, drug addition mention, cursing (Iâll tag them later), ask to tag
I didnât know how to finish it so here you go
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Logan kept to himself during the funeral, leaving after the service. He didnât talk to anyone, didnât shed a tear when he was lowered. He didnât comfort Virgilâs husband, he didnât talk to his nieces and nephews, didnât go towards his crying mother. He couldnât.
Now he found himself in a bar, a glass of scotch in front of him. He tapped the glass, which was still full and not having drank anything. Logan knows he shouldnât drink from it, he wasnât allowed to. He was a recovering alcoholic, five years clean. Virgil had been so proud of him, throwing a small celebration once he got his five year chip.
Virgil always tried to protect him. After the death of their father, after having witnessed his fatherâs bleeding body thanks to a robber, Virgil did his best to protect him. Even when he got addicted to drugs, addicted to alcohol, lost his fiancĂ©, lost the trust of those around him, Virgil was there.
Now this one time Virgil needed protection, Logan couldnât be there. He wasnât there. All he could do was attend his funeral, and not cry.
âPromise me that if I die, you wonât cry.â
Logan looks at him and scoffs, rolling his eyes, âYouâre talking crazy.â
âPromise me,â Virgil says desperately, looking at his brother.
Logan frowns, now worried but nods, âI promise.â
âThank you. And also, donât drink or do drugs anymore. Stay clean. Please Logan.â
âVirgil, are you feeling well?â Logan asks worriedly.
âDammit Logan, just promise me!â
âI promise!â Logan holds his hands up in defense, âI promise dude.â
âThank you.â
âFuck you, Virgil,â Logan grits out, tears stinging his eyes, âTo put fucking conditions on me such as crying. Fuck. You.â
He left his payment, not having taken a drink. He left the bar, walking back home in the bitter cold. He wipes his tears and sniffles, cursing out his brother and himself.
Hey!!!! Who gave u the right!!!!! To destroy my heart!!!!
Virgil, holding a cauliflower: What is this?
Logan: A cauliflower?
Virgil, to Roman: Now tell him what you think this is.
Roman, crossing his arms, pouting: Ghost broccoli
An Incomplete List of the Animals my Grandpa brought home over the course of his 67-year marriage to Gandma:
Annabell, a solid white and completely deaf pit bull that used to let mom draw on her belly
The Worldâs Ugliest Tom Cat, who turned out to be the cuddiest teddy bear of an animal
Cocker spaniel named âCaptainâ
Stupid, the Cat
Litter of baby raccoons
Three more cats
A completely bald and extremely anxious canary that sang beautifully, but only at 4 AM
Baby Squirrel that grew up in the house and then refused to move out
A Genuine Thoroughbred Racehorse who was a spectacular athelete but had a habit of running races in the wrong direction. Benny turned out to be a terrific trail horse instead.
Turtle
Snapping Turtle
A bucket full of 43 goldfish left over from the fair. Mom counted once they were all in the bathtub in the backyard with the snapping turtle.
Another cocker spaniel named âMajorâ, who had the tremendous talent of eating green beans silently
Red-tailed hawk he found on the highway, and sucessfully nursed back to health and released.
Dummy, Son of Stupid
Strange, the dog that lived under the porch and only came into the house at night.
An âabandonedâ baby deer.
Spooky, an alleged dog. Â
Joey the parakeet whose tricks were 1. drinking tea out of a tiny cup 2. threatening to peck out peopleâs eyes 3. wearing hats
A Really Big Toad he found behind the factory, because the other auto workers were discussing using it for target practice. Mr. Grumpity was guardian of the rosebed for several years and grannyâs (his mother) favorite animal he ever brought home.
Gretchen, a St. Bernard that had to be shaved from her prior ownerâs neglect, and spent a week hiding from sight with such success in the house that they thought sheâd run away.
Arson, Burglary and Murder, three frankly adorable little kittens. They did not change the names, much to the regret of the cop who lived three doors down.
Yet another Cocker Spaniel, named âColonelâ
Cardinal (bird)
Canada Goose (Demon)
Once in the nursing home, he had a âpetâ 12-point whitetail buck that would come to his window to be fed corn and get headskritches, inexplicably named âFlorenceâ
The marriage only ended because thier time on earth did. He never kept an animal Grandma wouldnât allow and if anything she was worse about it. She was the one who brought home a tarantula.
@vegetarianwater
Iâm stupid the cat
i dont know about yâall but i am in deep need of a Big Time Rush AU
i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaneyâs âhorse loose in the hospitalâ bit
there is a CHILD ALCHEMIST LOOSE IN THE STATE MILITARY!
NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE CHILD IS GOING TO DO, LEAST OF ALL THE CHILD!
HEâS NEVER BEEN IN THE MILITARY BEFORE!
They interviewed a man who once saw a baby in a restaurant.
WEâVE ALL SEEN A BABY IN A RESTAURANT!!!
THIS IS A CHILD. LOOSE IN THE MILITARY.
@dalethesjtoddler
And then, for a second, it seemed like maybe we could survive the child, and then, 5 miles under the capital city, an evil homunculus was like, âI have a huge transmutation circle and Iâm going to kill everyone to become god!â And before we could say anything, the child was like, âIf you even fucking look at Amestris, I will punch you to death with my fists. I dare you to do it. I want you to do it. I want you to do it so I can take my unresolved daddy issues out on you, Iâm so fucking crazy.â
This post was written by Roy Mustang