i will eat your babies bitch

the best goddamn bird lawyer in the world

[lissar-deactivated20220127]

so many mitski songs have the same feeling of weight and momentousness you get after finishing a novel… it’s truly a shame the culture has this idea she’s a sad singer to cry to and put in cottagecore playlists… actually she is a genius of her time and anyone who calls her cringe because of her fans should rethink that— it’s an undeserved insult when she is one of the highest calibre musicians currently releasing music

[paddingtontwo]

same as it ever was

[jewfrogs]

the jews didnt kill jesus but if we did that wouldve been fine. like literally not a big deal just grow up

[powerburial]

"guys" is beyond gender. beyond humanity. if i see three birds together, im like "what are those guys up to". a group of 3-4 objects is guys. 2 apples and a banana in a fruit basket. thats guys.

[thelovedoesntquenchtherage]

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

when writing the romantic subplot of futurama they had no idea how important the himbo X girlboss dichotomy would be to the youth in the 2020’s

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

blue print

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[kitsnicket]

Punnett squares had no business being that fun

[kitsnicket]

I draw my silly little boxes and put my silly little letters in

[ip2lb]

[meowmaids]

a wrath fueled by chobani & couscous, 

[kayforpay]

[iasipscreenshots]

[calvinandhobbes]

[alicenthightower]

Nathan for You S04E04 - The Anecdote

[whitepeopletwitter]

[eggpuffs]

still kills me

[valtsv]

anyway this is a radar the bat stan account now

[valtsv]

anyone who says there’s no such thing as “unproblematic fave”, just look at this lil guy and try to tell me you could honestly bring yourself to cancel him

[valtsv]

:’) king of being the first beanie baby whose name is a palindrome… we stan a talented icon

[quellcrist]

Go find some other chicken coop, cunt.

Jeremy Strong as Kendall Roy in SUCCESSION: SEASON TWO