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[henryhenrietta]

Transformers One had no right to be so good.

I haven't enjoyed an animated movie to this degree since Spiderman: Into the Spidervers.

[wordfather]

collecting these

[wordfather]

HOW could i forget this classic

[cheese24k]

[forest-kiss-deactivated20160407]

I remember when I first watched this show, I played this part at least 5 times

[peopleareaproblem]

Narrator: “Water. Unlike other cats, long-haired Persians need regular baths to keep their luxurious coats healthy and fluffy. Reginald doesn’t care if he has a prize-winning coat. He just wants the ordeal to be over.”

Reginald: *meows in distress*

Narrator: Unfortunately for Reggie, there’s one last step. He’s about to learn that getting wet is nothing – compared to getting dry.”

♫ TRIUMPHANT FANTASY MUSIC ♪

@captioned-vines​

[thedman0310]

[foldingfittedsheets]

I think it was about a month into dating my betrothed that I first turned to them and said, “You smell hungry, want to get some lunch?”

“I what? I smell hungry?”

“Yeah, like, the empty smell. Aren’t you hungry?”

They were, but it was hard for them to accept smelling a state of being. After a few weeks of me pointing it out right before they realized it themself though they asked, “What does hunger smell like?”

“Bad.”

“That’s not helpful.”

“It’s like… an emptiness that goes past the mouth? Bad breath is more upfront but hunger is like you’re smelling stomach acid, it’s all the way from an empty belly.”

They started smelling my mouth in exaggerated silly fashion but eventually they did start to recognize it.

They’re now very smug when they get to use the skill back at me and inform me that I’m hungry.

[foldingfittedsheets]

What does that mean!!!

[eclipticasolaris]

Sheets, I mean this in the NICEST way possible:

Your writing style perfectly encapsulates the Tumblr vernacular and style about just posting about a thing where context may or may not reveal itself as you read the post. Your posts do that, and then as you get about the halfway point, it turns ever so slightly left into the uncanny valley, so that by the end, the reader is simultaneously confident that they just read a piece of surrealist fiction, and yet intrigued by it.

I myself finished reading this, and was at the same time going ‘that’s not a thing’ and ‘I wonder if I get really close to my partner, if I could smell his hunger’. And then in classic tumblr fashion, I scroll back up to see OP, and once again, it’s @foldingfittedsheets.

There’s another tumblr user I follow who’s similar, but slightly different, called @seat-safety-switch . The surrealist vibe definitely makes you wonder if these posts crossed over from social media in another universe where things are juuust slightly to the left. In this case, a universe where hunger has a scent.

[foldingfittedsheets]

It’s real, I live your world, I walk under the same yellow sun and breathe the same air.

But also you should look at the notes to see what else people can smell because the list is like: ants, blood sugar, pregnancy, and getting sick. It makes me look like less of an odd little creature if you see other people do it too!

[schmaniel]

they were testing if this woman could actually detect parkinson's by smell... the one person she got wrong, was diagnosed shortly after the experiment

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2020/03/23/820274501/her-incredible-sense-of-smell-is-helping-scientists-find-new-ways-to-diagnose-di

[glimmerbulb]

Could be ketones, Idk

Anyway I totally believe this, noses are crazy powerful

[henryhenrietta]

It's quite easy to smell hunger, though. Ever been near someone who hasn't been eating for a longer period of time? They don't smell all that good, but once they eat the bad smell disappears.

[selfindulgentdebauchery]

[knightofleo]

Iris Van Herpen Couture Fall/Winter 2026, "Sympoiesis" model Naomi Apajok

[uncannycookie]

somebody said ed feat. tony-hawk-syndrome and I very much agree

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[wizardarchetypes]

I keep watching this (4kbmedia)

[darkmatters-world]

[rocktheholygrail]

Michael + paper clips

[rocktheholygrail]

An important day!

[arsuf]

The Arkham Knight is like a dark reflection of Batman. He seems to know everything about him: tactics, gadgets and weaknesses. He has used this knowledge to create an identity that mocks the Dark Knight and creates a striking image on the battlefield that inspires his army and terrifies the enemies.

[l0stvegas]

I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]

[randomslayerphoenix]

ITS NOT A PHOTO????????

[phantomkinoc13]

[tofublock]

finding solace 🌼

[curlicuecal]

glad google ai is on top of this

[brawltogethernow]

Renfield.

[toooldfortumbling]

This assumes a single fly weighs 8g, which is the weight of a 1-2 week old mouse (!). If you are unfamiliar with metrics: 100g is a bit less a quarter of a pound.

[curlicuecal]

Btw, Wikipedia says a single house fly weighs in the range of 0.2 grams, so Google has discovered a world where flies are about 40x bigger

[curlicuecal]

I was going to tell you that horseflies still absolutely do not weigh 8 grams

but I found a funnier answer

[cipheramnesia]

Oh that old lady is fucked.

[stuckinapril]

“she’s aging so well!!” and the woman they’re referring to is like 27. touch grass

[henryhenrietta]

While looking through the tags I see many people mentioning a very specific university experience: 19-21 year old students saying that 27-30 year old students don't look that old, thinking that it's a genuine compliment.

It's only flattering before you realise that they consider your age to be near jurrasic.

Now I may not go as far as to be proud of my age, but I certainly will not be ashamed of it.

Which is essentially what they're trying to do, some consciously, most unconsciously: Make you ashamed of your age.