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knock knock | henry & audrey

Henry was kind of sort of lost.

Which wasn’t so much a problem or an inconvenience so much as it was just a simple fact of life at this point. He was supposed to be looking for his manager’s boyfriend’s apartment (long story short they were going to play skeeball at a bar), but considering he had never been to his manager’s boyfriend’s apartment before and didn’t even really know him all that well to begin with…

Well, him wandering down the halls was starting to turn into more of an adventure than anything. He’d already did a loop around the building; an old lady in the building’s foyer had offered him a chocolate chip cookie both times he’d passed (and both times he’d accepted), he’d stopped to pet a little boy’s dog, he’d had an awkward conversation with a weird hippie about the stains in the carpet on the elevator, and had somehow ended up with an invitation to a wine party before he’d started to wear himself out.

The number to the guy’s place had either been 240 or 402 or maybe 204 (he would have remembered it if it was 420) so, with a defeated sigh, Henry took his chances with the closest room number he was nearest to at the time and found himself in front of room 402, knocking expectantly at the door.

He knew he had majorly fucked up when a leggy blonde supermodel opened the door instead of a short ginger with a love for polos and hair gel. no offense to his manager’s boyfriend, of course. Too shell shocked to speak, however, Henry simply grinned at her, waiting for her to shut the door in his face. “Hi. I’m Henry.”

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