whatever

BR, 29yo lesbian

[twerklina]

[a-lesbianshadowinthenight]

what if your situationship asked you to be his lawyer because a rockstar trashed his tacky hotel and requested to meet him but he lied and set the meeting up himself because the rockstar is his ex that he wrote a book about insulting him page after page after page and he wanted to ragebait him into talking to him and get yelled at in french

[endiness]

[uploadinglove]

via flickr

[writing-prompt-s]

“You call us livestock, but you don’t treat us like livestock. You don’t make sure each of us has been fed, you don’t protect us from predators in the night, you don’t help deliver our young or tend to our ills. You’re not a farmer, you’re a parasite, and we will deal with you accordingly.”

[no-onemournsthelesbians]

Glinda: “Hey, are you free tonight?”

Elphaba: “No one is free under capitalism.”

[spicymochi]

matching tail squad

[spicymochi]

semiaquatic secret agent

[sevserez]

Soup incident

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

distressing yet poetic that the Door to Hell is located in a country with one of the most restrictive visa policies in the world. imagine a magic portal to a kickass demonic dimension opened, but you had to cross the world, evade the border guards, and break into a whole ass country just to access it. now THAT is a QUEST.

anyway gimme a story about a demon trying to get home to hell but she keeps getting foiled by immigration control

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh, the Door To Hell aka the Darvaza gas crater is a real place in Turkmenistan fyi. yes that really is its colloquial name. for uh, self-evident reasons:

it's a natural gas crater formed by a collapsed cavern. it's been burning for over 50 years!

[gunjobassick]

outdated art for mistynat weekend on twitter! unhealthy obsession

[maruti-bitamin]

mola abduction

watercolour on arches paper

insta/bluesky/ store/cara

[legallybrunettedotcom]

[inbabylontheywept]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

vibes

[sentientsnakeskin]

Shauna is a difficult character to hate because you can so clearly see how she went from point a to point b in her trauma so you feel bad for her intrinsically. Misty is a difficult character to hate because she’s a walking meme. How can I hate the quig bro

[greenfinchg-illustration]

'the accolade'

A new Pride art, even though Pride Month ended a while ago. I received over 100 suggestions from you—far too many to get through in just one month—but there were so many cool ideas among them. I’ll try to work through a lot more of them before next year’s Pride Month.

Someone suggested „a lady and her knight,“ and this idea immediately came to mind.

I drew the background with traditional media and then painted the figures digitally on top. For the background, I used a graphite pencil and granulating watercolors from Schmincke.

[just-another-regular-dude]

[nerdmutant]

this inspired me

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]