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the earth says hello! | 24 | he

[herbejardine]

all men in 2020 know how to do is watch film analysis videos, avoid their essays, be bisexual, charge they phone, eat french fry and lay down

[pavelow]

The bar I hang out at just raised the price on their happy hour deal on mixed pints from $4 to $7 and to be completely honest it was because of me, I’m the only guy there that gets rum and cokes during happy hour

[pavelow]

Like the bartender basically told me it was my fault

[pavelow]

But here’s the kicker: I just saw online that they have a $15 Groupon that covers $30 worth of a meal/drinks, so as long as I get like a half order of wings which is like $3, I could hypothetically get four rum and cokes for a dollar less than what I was paying before

[amperilysm]

Local man singlehandedly drives bar into the ground

[rslashrats]

how do i make it so i can see this tweet every friday

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another fat fuck friday is upon us

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another fat fuck friday is upon us

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another fat fuck friday is upon us

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another fat fuck friday is upon us

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another fat fuck friday is upon us

[wtnvwiki]

jane prentiss and her worms outside of martin’s house looking through his window and watching him sob into a can of peaches as he has a panic attack on the floor:

[weaver-z]

Hazbin Hotel is Family Guy for Tumblr users who used to ship Dipper Pines with a humanized white twink version of Bill Cipher

[famicom]

sentences to explain to a 14th century monk

[maxknightley]

hazbin hotel is the canterbury tales for jesters and vagabonds who write romantic sonnets as tho penned by Lucifer, Prince of Lies, towards Saint Augustine of Hippo, but like when he was still a kid

[weaver-z]

Hey I want you to know that I finally know what it was like for other people to read my original post. This terrifies me to the very marrow of my bones

[6sobs-deactivated20200701]

sorry for being mentally ill can we still kiss

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

how come i have followers i’m not woerihjlawfji 1039 1013 lkj;;lkj;lj;ljl;l;j;lj;lkjkl;j

[unclefather]

So sad. Turned into a rat mid-post.

[scorpioetry]

he’s free

[queerpong-blog]

i wonder what war soulja boy fought in

[swimming-in-shattered-stars]

[rivie-art]

mum says it’s my turn with the carbon

[legalizevore]

my dad guillermo laying it out

[terror-billie]

His table is piled high with food he will never touch but he will kill you for taking the smallest morsel, even if you are starving

shit how did I completely miss the point of this part

[martunamajor]

Also, his eyes aren’t in his head. They’re in his hands. He only sees what he reaches for, what he desires, what he wants.

[time-reclaimer-deactivated20210]

and he’s ugly as fuck!

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[specialmemefresh-deactivated202]

[memes-that-get-reported]

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

[thefifthemerald]

All y’all sleeping on Kipo make me so mad.

I see so many people out here stanning for Steven Universe, or hell the Dragon Prince and Voltron.

But Kipo?? The show with two Black girl leads, one of them who’s mixed race with Asian?? With a flat out, out and out gay Black character?? Kipo the show that has a musical number throughout every show???

I ain’t seen zip about it on my dash. Maybe I’m following the wrong blogs, but damn, where is the ran art? Where is the fanfic?? Where is the Discourse around Kipo????

C’mon y’all, engage with this like you would do with any show that had non-Black characters.

[everentropy]

It’s been out for ten days and doesn’t have well-known showrunners (like the examples you listed) so that’s probably partially why… but yeah, I hadn’t heard of it at all before this. It makes me suspicious that Netflix was secretly burying it, like they do other shows that feature non-white and gay characters and AREN’T run by creators who are guaranteed to bring in the viewers in HUGE amounts. Here’s the trailer:

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

u kno we all have our fingers poised on the trigger of this post when prince philip dies

[goblincore-aesthetic]

Mona Lisa and her possum.

[laughconfetti]

This isn't real. You can't just put fake stuff on the internet. I am so upset, because I want this to be real so bad

[pretentiouslimericks]

It can be real if you believe and/or help me break into the louvre

[tallwife]