Let's turn a bird into a horse

she/her

[fangshazzard]

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

[louisegluckpdf]

"i get a little bit genghis khan" was such a strange and delightful thing to say in a pop song

[wackywest]

real

[princessrhcenyra]

#betty’s ICONIC faces in the riverdale pilot

[elbiotipo]

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

[elbiotipo]

Branson Reese, whoever you are, I keep your words in my heart all the time.

[kaijuerotica]

"branson reese, whoever you are" put some respect on the smooth sharks one fear man's name

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[funstyle]

teenage girls in fiction: hes so cute i wanna slow dance with him at prom :3 hehe

real teenage girls: imagine if he got injured and i had to tend to his wounds and i could watch him seize up a bit as i disinfect them and in the haze of fever he sees me as an angel

[austimpowerz]

MOODBOARD FOR WHEN SHIT IS FUCK

[laqueus]

[fairycosmos]

what’s the big deal about being avoidant. like ohhhh im dodging the bullet quick everyone lets mock the bullet dodger

[vonlipvig]

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

[zipsunz]

i trust you two more than anything

[not-lupus]

logging onto tumblr when a mutual is in the midst of lifeblogging

[officialpenisenvy]

think you the shiv bitch you not even the tom

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the hot chocolate enjoyer when you ask where all the milk is going so fast:

[faraway-ant]

i’ve seen this user post this photo as a sort of reaction image a couple times now and it makes me laugh every time. because this is the incredibly elusive marbled cat and they really do just have a tendency to look so pitiful, guilty, and empty in the head. so here’s some more photos of them looking like there’s just one marble bouncing around their skull:

[koiagain]

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

[weirdness-is-good]

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

the one band member thinking to himself that he's so glad lestat killed one of the tech guys and lestat going "dude I just fired him like a normal person" was an underrated moment tbh