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27!!! all about the hockey rn | spam sideacc for mistypalmsinn (not a club penguin-centric blog)

[k-wame]

you miss 100% of the shots you dont take😭

[snowtamale]

Kenzie Lalonde: "Megan Keller, you use your size to your advantage every single night, how have you learned to use that to your advantage in big games?" Megan Keller: "Yeah, I think it's been a big part of my game for a while so I was happy coming into this league when checking became legal. Uh yeah, obviously one of the bigger players in the league, try to use it to my advantage, um don't want it to take away from, you know, just my quiet defensive game or the offense that I can bring but if I can impose my will and let people know that I'm out there I like to do that. "

[sunscratched]

if you're an nhl fan and not a pwhl fan you don't have to post about the pwhl. it's literally fine. i would be much happier if many of you just let pwhl fans talk and didn't make posts in our tags about how awesumm you think it is that women can play hockey now 🥺🥺 and goshh all these women are so pretty LOL all the nhl players are ugly and these women are so ethereal and nice to look at :)) they're just so pretty lalalala :)) you wish the nhl was queer like the pwhl lol lesbians play sports lol these women are so pretty beautiful etc yes i have every fourth liner on my teams' stats memorised no i could not tell you what position that female player whose appearance i've posted about seven times in a row plays, i wish i could get into woho but this but that but the other it's okay. it's actually okay. you don't have to perform your guilt for us. you can just not watch women's hockey but stop posting about not watching women's hockey in the women's hockey tags. thank you

[sunscratched]

THANK YOU prev for your tags. the two most kudosed woho rpf fics on ao3 are heated rivalry fics with real life pwhl players sort of existing in the background. every day i see bullshit about how shane hollander would loveee the pwhl & ilya would be so supportive of women's hockey & aww imagine them meeting the players and donating to girl's hockey and watching pwhl games and it's all about them and and i feel like i'm stuck in a torture chamber run by benevolent misogynists

[chirpingfromthebox]

Tia Chan

[unoqlo]

2026 PWHL Draft: Leah Stecker (Penn State), 27th overall to the Boston Fleet

(for @aerinfrankellove)

[emma-dennehy-on-ice]

Royale sent me a 3 pack of Tiger Towels in response to my email! XD Woefully we could not sway them, but the Tiger will live on through all of us

[despazito]

[etheltempest]

lily shannon you absolute icon

[innerchildabortionclinic]

tch, stupid webp image. you will be a png when daddy puts you through the webp to png file converter

[mack-will]

pwhl san jose: Laila Edwards is making her mark on the Bay ✍️

[speakingtrms]

TIA CHAN TO SAN JOSE AT 28OA! 2026 NCAA Goaltender of the Year and an Olympian with China in 2022!

[the-wavesinger]

boston fleet pizza order: none offense left defense

[kunosoura]

I think it’s normal for people to be mad at each other sometimes even if they’re close friends or family or intimate with each other. Like I think that’s a normal and healthy part of relationships that can happen sometimes

[kunosoura]

“Why were you on Mad At Me island” because at the time I was mad at you and yet our friendship has weathered that without trouble

[tiredragedemon]

I went to Mad At You island because my feelings are my problem. I needed to stomp down the beach until I could sit and watch the sunrise. I built a sandcastle and did some thinking. Then I boarded the good ship You Matter To Me and sailed it all the way to meet you on the Let’s Talk Shore of I Love You Island.

[blandlava]

boston is just gearing up for a couple of goalie goals let em cook

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[ladyoftheharbour]

can we please please please learn to differentiate between things that are good but devalued because of their association with women (caring for children, being compassionate), things that are neutral but seen negatively because of their association with women (the colour pink, having long hair), and things that are bad but associated with women because of misogyny (being materialistic, being stupid) because otherwise we’re gonna keep getting takes like “being gender nonconforming is anti feminist” and “not studying for your classes is feminist”

[wordproblemapoligist]

tom nook is NOT a landlord!!! he is a construction worker! he SELLS you a WHOLE HOUSE! He is not CHARGING YOU however many bells a month to live there! You PURCHASE a HOME that he BUILDS FOR YOU and then you PAY HIM FOR HIS SERVICE. He charges no interest he sets no time limit it is a relationship built on trust. the only penalty you get for not paying off your home is that he won't build more home until you pay him for the first one. A guy that builds you a house wherever you want him to and then charges you for the cost of construction is not a landlord you own the fucking home

[brennacedria]

He is, however, in the mafia