Here Be Narwhals

I've got mostly reblogs here. Title is somewhat misleading. There are few narwhals. ———— 2022 update: This blog is old as shit and I only come here occasionally now. Catch you on the flip.

[patricia-taxxon]

i love explaining the etymology of the word "rickroll" because the story starts with "ok, so at one point 4chan applied a filter to everyone's posts that changed the word egg to duck"

[maple-cloak]

[wrenanigans]

[croaksac]

grandfather....

[ravioliet]

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

[flickrhorses]

november 11, 2013

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[devpalmer]

the text scammers are resorting to victorian letter type tactics

[nyaa]

[seccorottario-deactivated201609]

my fav Junji Ito story is the one with the /fit/ neighbor guy who lifts gravestones for the ulimate gainz+attention combo and who gets kicked out by everyone because he won’t fucking stop lifting their ancestors graves every goddamn night in his underwear

[seccorottario-deactivated201609]

[thathomestar]

do the ghosts admire his sick-ass muscles

[touga-party-deactivated20161223]

hell yea they do

[pulmonary-poultry]

Spoilers but yeah that’s literally the final twist. The night after the dude is kicked out and everyone’s like “Thank god that creep is gone,” all the ghosts come out and go “Where the fuck is our himbo?”

[darkenedyeastextract]

Junji Ito is the funniest motherfucker alive

[retroactivebakeries]

[segamascott]

[herebenarwhals]

It's my 15 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Wheeeee

[herebenarwhals]

It's my 14 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Super late posting this but oh well 🤷‍♀️ still alive lol

[catsofyore]

My Cat by Keiko Hiratsuka Moore. ❤️ Source.

[geminisee]

x

[389]

Curses, Inc. and Other Stories Vivian Vande Velde

[amygdalae]

I gotta stay off tumblr while I'm crossfaded some of the images you people show me could drive a man to madness

[brucebocchi]

[itsloriel]

kitten in a tree | Fang Chuxiong