chocolate-seeking gremlin disguised as an adult

Hjax. She/her. 30s. Fandom/personal blog of an archivist, violist, bibliophile, cat enthusiast, Broadway fan, and chocolate addict. Follows from hjaxon1701. Trying to find my corner of the sky.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[lilyblisslys]

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

[warriorxena]

Moon & Earth taken by ARTEMIS II Crew | 6th April 2026

[catasters]

[dindjarism]

REST IN PEACE, BERNARD HILL (1944–2024) THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING (2003)

[sleepy-bebby]

[themoonandmyman]

to whom am I squeaking

[heredayembracesnight]

Hey friends, emerging from my hole in the ground to say Happy New Year. Hoping all is tolerable if not well. :)

[shadowgremlin]

My wife’s idea of decompressing after the busy holiday was to rearrange every piece of furniture in our home is this an ADHD thing or just a her thing

I’m not complaining the way she’s done it is much better than it was it’s just like how is this your idea of a relaxing weekend

[kaity--did]

Listen I don't get to decide when the drunk elf that is my executive actually does the functioning but when he does we have a SMALL WINDOW OF TIME before he finds the schnapps again and we're done

[honeysbunchesofoats]

[kaity--did]

yes this exactly

[luminouspica]

So to me, there are spoons (general energy cost) and carnival tickets (specific energy cost).

Spoons can be used pretty much anywhere.

Carnival tickets are only good for the carnival, and it’s only in town for a limited amount of time.

So like, if I get “kitchen cleaning” carnival tickets, I can’t use that to clean my bedroom, that’s not where the carnival is.

[lingonberry24]

phrase added to permanent vocabulary

[bittles-pie]

CHECK PLEASE 5th YEAR BEING PUBLISHED HOW WE DOING OMGCP FANDOM

[omgcheckplease]

Hi! 👋

You know, I like that Tumblr doesn't use The Algorithms, but that means that some of you still don't know that I started a webnovel!!!

JOHN RICH & THE BIG PICTURE ✏️

Rating: Mature Audiences

Category: m/m

Characters: John Rich, Tyler Hughes

Additional Tags: enemies to lovers, enemies to friends to lovers, banter, snark, quips, new york city, romantic comedy

Updates: every Friday

Words: 28,963 out of 100,000 Chapters: 7 / 22 Comments: 237 Subscribers: 1,452 Total Views: 34,831

At 28, John Rich is the youngest cover artist in the illustrious history of The New York Review. This means, every week, he draws a portrait of some notable person and this portrait becomes the cover of this very prestigious magazine. But when John is tasked with drawing the supposedly vapid (and obviously gorgeous) action movie star, Tyler Hughes, he discovers that Tyler is the one person he cannot draw.

READ IT HERE ✏️

[captainofthetidesbreath]

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[eesttm]

[vomitpartyart]

you have entered.. the scary door

[platonicsource]

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) dir. Peter Jackson

[everythingfox]

Camera hog

[daily-spooky]

[redshiftsinger]

WE ARE SUPPOSED TO HELP EACH OTHER THAT'S HOW COMMUNITY WORKS

[herssian]

ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you