Eurus

20+ || Alive out of spite || He/They

[heretospitegod]

New pinned post yay

Uhhhh hi I’m Eurus 20+ MDNI and all that. This side blog is for my random bullshit. If you stalk my blog enough you’ll find out how feral I am about mad scientists and knights. More stuff under cut or whatever.

On very rare occasions I will actually create things and content for whatever fandom has my last braincells captive. I am my own target audience, and I’ll do my best to tag things to filter out for content warnings and trigger warnings.

The usual stuff about being nice and whatever when it comes to interacting. I don’t care enough if you’re here to be mean or any other shit. I’m not paid enough for that. I am only here to be stupid.

[missmio]

💜💜💜💜

[gremlinservant]

Imagine a knight coming to you after a battle and you Think it's Your knight but its surcoat is too bloody so you clean it up but then Your knight comes home and is like "whos this guy"

[kayredu]

Finished! Just some cute lil shenanigans with a hopeless romantic Jestyn and his good buddy Wizzy. xD

[thepipiuw]

HAHAHATTHGRSWRAHTFHKIH

[kiranoc]

Circus Wisdoms #7

Or Doctor is incredibly dense and doesn’t know how to give proper compliments.

Aside from that, performing an amputation together is basically Ana’s and Doctor’s romantic bonding activity

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[jellomomo]

(WIP) i need to start posting Date Everything stuff otherwise i will explode

would you delete your 100TB self-insert fanfic for them 🥺👉👈

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[homunculus-argument]

What even is cave diving?

You find a cave that's underwater, don scuba gear, and then dive in the cave. If you get stuck, injured, lost, break your gear, run out of oxygen, encounter a gas bubble that makes you temporarily insane, the guideline to the cave opening breaks or comes loose, or anything unexpected that you didn't account for happens, you get to spend your final moments with an absolute certainty that you are going to die.

[supergrinch]

gas bubbles that make you temporarily insane don't exist, and properly trained cave divers are prepared for pretty much whatever

cave diving perfectly safe! cave diving safe and fun! cave so pretty! look at pretty cave! awaaaaaw! get in cave! wet!

[homunculus-argument]

Cave Mouth perfec t size for put monkey in to p\lay! inside very Soft and Comfort monkey play fun put monkey in Cave Mouth. Put monkey in Cave Mouth. no problems ever in ccave mouth because good Shape and Wet adventure for big monkey brain of need fun and adventure. Cave Mouth yes a place for a monkey put monkey in cave mouth can trust cave for giveing good fun for monkey. friend cave

[knightclubbing]

its a queen sized bed. of course it's supposed to fit multiple knights in it as well as the queen herself.

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

the king has abruptly fired 60% of his wizard staff, so he’s about to be abruptly surprised at who floated 100% of his formerly floating sky castle

[hyper-lynx]

I heard they're planning to maintain their levitation rites with autonomous constructs from now on, saying wizards are going to be totally obsolete within the season... so, ah, I'd invest in falling island insurance.

[scilas]

Preserving not-prev-but-someone-elses funny tags in this chain as well because I love both these additions actually,

[ospreyonthemoon]

For visual clarification, last reblog has a screenshot of tags reading:

#ironically the castle has only stayed floating because Archmage Dave was holding all the institutional knowledge from the original team #and also maintaining the Levitation Widget which is crucial to maintaining the gyroscope spells that stop the castle from flipping over #anyway Dave was axed because he wasn't 'innovating' #because instead he spent all day every day maintaining the Widget #hope His Majestoy enjoys sitting in his throne while his house does a barrel roll

[freakcircusofhorrors]

Happy Birthday Ticket Taker!

Another piece of art featuring @春醴记工作室!

Today is Ticket Taker's birthday! Thank you all for your kindness! I've seen so many amazing fanarts and works of art! Thank you so much! I'm a little delayed, but I finally managed to finish the additional artwork today, even though I still don't like how it turned out >.<

[crown-0f-antlers]

@knightclubbing accepted my offer to let me pass on the werewolf curse, but the first bite didn't go so well. So, things escalated when I couldn't get through their armor at first...

[letsknightinarmour]

[thepipiuw]

KNIGHTER'S NEW DESIGN

This will be knighter's new design for KoM's day 2. That means I will also replace knighter's scene on day 1 with his new design too (if i'm not too lazy hehe)

[loserforever]

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

[goodblunt]

(nonchalant) (rock hard) i sense that you kill a lot of people