This is a Trashcan

The name's Hermes, I’m an adult and I’m tired. NB tranny who literally has no time for your discourse, I live in the USA. I do sorcery, and will curse your ass if you ask for something fundamentally stupid, but you can ask for sortilege or spells. Run outta fun since the orange cancer metastasized, but maybe you’ll see my cosplay or gameplay sometime.

[segamascott]

i see trees of green... red roses too...

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[lakevida]

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

[lakevida]

everyone tits out with a parasol is such a beautiful world to imagine that the fact it doesnt currently exist fills me with equal parts fire and misery

[vilkalizer]

Well shit, i did not know that!!!

[vilkalizer]

It's happening!!

[slipping-into-madness]

[c-bassmeow]

This is the funniest tweet of the entire year

[mimsymars]

Do you hear it? Do you hear it? Can you hear it?

[official-dnd-posts]

official dnd post

[wearesorcerer]

@we-are-spore-druid

[were--ralph]

This really says everything

[slipping-into-madness]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Children are born into a state of implicit debt.

Good parents forgive this debt. Bad parents expect it to be repaid, one way or another. The accepted currencies are varied and cryptic and might be mostly innocuous or they might be horrifically criminal.

Many families don’t realize that there is a debt until the child defaults on it somehow. That could be for any reason—the child simply fails to deliver on the parental investment by not adequately being the child they paid for.

“Inspiration porn” is a disability term, but I’m using it here because it’s appropriately provocative, and because the state of being a child is functionally a disability. A child who fails to be life-affirming and inspirational and to perform heartwarming innocence is breaking a contract, and adults are no longer obligated to uphold their own end and nurture the child. A child is a resource from which inspiration porn can be mined, or it is a kind of brood parasite.

[2peachy]

[loveridden1999]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[lydiabrbpooping]

[lydiabrbpooping]

this reply made me laugh harder than any reply I think I've ever gotten

[blogfeind]

[were--ralph]

me at the uncut orc village

[rimonoroni2]

the christian veneration of the lamb has always been terrifying to me in ways i can’t explain

[rimonoroni2]

here’s this figure that is vulnerable and easily abused and what’s admirable about it is that it doesn’t fight back and it doesn’t try to defend itself and it’s suffering is noble because it just sits there and takes it. pain is beautiful when you surrender to pain, suffering is godly when you don’t question or try to protect yourself and survival is ugly… like it is just me or is anybody else’s fucking skin crawling rn!!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

irritating as fuck when people get mad at Black people existing in premodern historical fiction/fantasy media. like first of all, you're racist. and second of all, you are acting as though Black people didn't exist in premodern Europe which is simply false. especially when we're talking about the Mediterranean, like what the fuck do you people think is along the southern half of the Mediterranean Ocean?? everyone's on boats, there are GOING to be interactions with Black people in Northern Africa, and there are GOING to be Black people in Mediterranean Europe. stop being stupid. your imagined homogeneous white European past is not historical reality, get over it you massive losers

[enki2]