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@hermit-mood
when you imagine the months of the year, how do you visualize them?
in a line and they're going left to right
in a line and they're going right to left
in a circle and they're going clockwise
in a circle and they're going counterclockwise
I imagine some other configuration
I don't visualize them at all
Where's the option for whatever this is
Okokok so yes it looks like there's talks of Joker 2 being a musical and before we all get too weirded out by the idea holy SHIT that actually can be so good
I mean, if the music is moreso integrated with his mindset rather than actually being a part of the world.
Joker is the only one who hears music and he's singing along and maybe even others join in and it gets super theatrical and campy but it's all just in his head you know? In reality no one is singing along with him and it's this fucked up scene with him murdering to the beat. And he probably is aware of that but sings along anyways, dances with a corpse or something. I mean come on don't tell me you wouldn't be into that?
Also, LADY GAGA???? as HARLEY???? I'm torn between punching the wall that it's not Margo Robbie and screaming in joy. The extra element of Gaga being there is just making me even MORE hopeful that this is going to be so campy and weird.
Joker 2: the Musical ft Lady Gaga is such fucking fever dream news that I'm half expecting it to be a prank. It can't be real... But I want it to be.
As a hero of Gotham
I won't eat cat cookie
But I'm fucking the Joker
Call that insane clown pussy
Listen I don't have a huge problem with those sexy lady figurines and statues like the DC bombshells or whatever. In fact, I think they look great. What really bothers me is that the male characters don't get the same treatment.
I want Joker in a Madonna dress and pumps.
Where's the Riddler posing with his ass out?
I demand Batman tied up kinky bondage style.
Let the dilfs be their slutty slutty selves. Its what we all deserve.
I got you
NOW THATS WHAT IM FUCKING TALKING ABOUT
I absolutely looove the Joker. I love the camp, the horror, the outlandishness and nothing gets me more than a villan that seems like they're having fun you know? When hes dancing around Iike a drama kid and being Extra for No Reason... I love him so much as a character.
But all of that goes out the window as soon as I think about how much I love Harley Quinn. Then I hate him so much that I want him to die.
The only way to not have this conflict is to imagine a universe where they are wlw/mlm besties. Or fun a cartoony bisexual power couple. Like Team Rocket.
Earrings made out of those at-home covid tests both showing negative results
I have knowledge of DC comic continuity being a mess of restarts, alternate worlds and non cannon stand alone runs- HOWEVER, for just a bit let me indulge in my fantasies of the evolution of the Vibe of the Batman universe being in the same timeline.
What I mean is, instead of the colorful, campy, outrageously chaotic but overall relatively harmless Joker being from a totally different universe as the gritty, edgy, obsessive serial killer that he is in modern stories- they were one and the same.
At first it was all
"Hee hee, I'm a silly little guy and I'm gonna poison the cities water supply with a chemical that will give everyone a full body rash! It'll destable the economy for months!"
And somewhere along the way he became:
"Hee hee, I'm going to rip my own face off and then I'll do the same to your family. Hee ho hee hee."
At first Batman did have a bit more of a fun back and forth with his rouges gallery. He'd make some cheesy one liners and even smile. And at the end of the day, if the Joker got away- well, that meant another day of going and playing the game with him on the streets again tomorrow.
But slowly the game became so much worse. So much harder. And winning was always just out of reach. And even when he did win the game was never over. Not really.
What happened?? What happened to the weird clown that would at most play dangerous and expensive pranks? Did it start the first time he got sent to Arkham? Was he subjected to tortures that only made him worse? Or was he always like this, even then? And only sought in every crime to be worse than the last. Because eventually Batmans attention wasn't enough. He wanted his love. His admiration. His respect.
Ugh. I just love thinking about how this piece of crap got from point A to point B
I'm new to the comic book space and I don't know shit yet about everyone but i feel very strongly that the Riddler in his free time contributes to a lot of publications. He puts together Gothams daily crossword puzzles. He ghost writes books and music for top artists. He's participates in the Gotham battle rap scene.
He makes bank off his talents in his normal life, this villainy stuff is like a side hustle passion project.
Riddler stans confirm?
Listen I don't have a huge problem with those sexy lady figurines and statues like the DC bombshells or whatever. In fact, I think they look great. What really bothers me is that the male characters don't get the same treatment.
I want Joker in a Madonna dress and pumps.
Where's the Riddler posing with his ass out?
I demand Batman tied up kinky bondage style.
Let the dilfs be their slutty slutty selves. Its what we all deserve.
There is no universe where the Joker doesn't absolutely jack it to Batman every night.
Even if you were adamant that you think he's straight or at the very least not attracted to Batman sexually (because let's face it that man is fruity)- you can't tell me that he wouldn't take the opportunity to wage sexual warfare on Batman as just another way to torment Bruce's repressed ass. He would pavlovian train himself to get absolutely randy in Batmans presence so that when they fight he gets a FULL BONER- one of the only things that would COMPLETELY throw Batman off mentally when he's in the zone.
Hee hee hoo hoo punch me again Batsy so I can finish
Batman doesn't, and Joker always gets away.
You know in your heart that I'm right.
Spiderman No Way Home felt like self indulgent fanfiction in a GOOD way.
Matrix 4 felt like self indulgent fanfiction in a BAD way.
I'll be honest. The mood tonight is a bit sexually charged, boys. The socks are coming off.
If you've got something to say, bitch, say it softly into my ear I like the tingles
To the woman in aisle 4 who is opening the cans of pumpkin pie filling and sniffing each one, please come to the front counter the police are waiting for you
And a very special goodnight to the two headed goat man who sits on my chest every night while i try to fall asleep.
Haha! Fuck you! [Transes my gender]
Note to self: remix of that Doja Cat song, Rules, except that line where she goes "do i make you horny, baby?" is replaced with a clip of Austin Powers saying that to Ivana Humpalot from the second movie. And the next line where she says "thats my ego there you strocking" the "my ego" is also replaced with a clip of Austin saying "my mojo" send tweet
