HermitCraft: Described

Hermitcraft content made accessible for the blind and low vision

[hermitcraft-described]

This side blog is run by a singular mod and hermitcraft fan. I am blind myself, so if I make a mistake in describing something please let me know. The purpose is to make these fun moments more accessible to the blind and vision impaired community.

Posts are formatted to be accessible to screenreaders first, sight second; hence punctuation and paragraphing. If reporting an accessibility issue, please include if and what text-to-speech program you are using.

About the Mod:

Thyme (he/him).

Main: @herbal--fuckery .

Art: @thymelessx .

Legally Blind; SVI.

Medically complex & full-time wheelchair user.

Hermitcraft fan since Season 6.

I personally use Tumblr with VoiceOver exclusively. I also have experience with Narrator, ChromeVox, NVDA, and TalkBack.

Post Formatting:

Clip.

Basic video description or context.

Caption (if any).

Cut/View more.

Transcript with video description.

Tags.

Tag System:

#hermit clips; clips of hermitcraft member.

#not clips; non clip post.

#hermitcraft; clip takes place on the hermitcraft server.

#streams; clip is from a Twitch or YouTube stream.

#videos; clip is from a YouTube video.

#traffic life; clip is from or related to the life series.

Each hermit has their own tag as well if they are in a clip.

Cubfan135: #Cubfan.

GrianMC: #Grian.

Mumbo Jumbo; #Mumbo.

GoodTimeWithScar; #GTWScar.

RenTheDog; #RenDog.

SkizzleMan; #Skizz.

ImpulseSV; #Impulse.

TangoTek; #TangoTek.

Zedaph; #Zed.

XisumaVoid; #Xisuma.

SmallishBeans; #JoelBeans.

ZombieCleo; #ZombieCleo.

JoeHillsTSD; #JoeHills.

Keralis; #Keralis.

BdoubleO100; #Bdubs.

VintageBeef; #VintageBeef.

GeminiTay; #GeminiTay.

XBCrafted; #xB.

iJevin; #iJevin.

Welsknight; #Wels.

DocM77; #DocM.

FalseSymmetry; #FalseSymmetry.

PearlescentMoon; #PearlescentMoon.

Ethoslab; #Etho.

Hypnotized; #Hypno.

[hermitcraft-described]

Transcript & Description.

[Scars Minecraft stands still looking at Gem. In his facecam he adjusts himself in his chair.]

Scar: Yeah I’m gonna definitely have to do the other one… cuz… because-

Gem: Don’t hurt-! Don’t pull muscles in both of your legs!

[Scar leans closer to the camera and holds out his hands to the side questioningly.]

Scar: Gem… I don’t use em-

Gem: I know you don’t walk with them, but that still hurts!

[Scar leans back and pulls his leg into his lap as they both giggle]

Scar: (stammering) I- augh, I mean…

END OF TRANSCRIPTION AND DESCRIPTION.

[hermitcraft-described]

Transcript & Description:

[Scar hops across a field of shulkers on the ground toward Cub]

Scar: -my god. Hello Cub! Yes?

Cub: Can I light- [he looks up and punches toward the sky] -the inaugural candle; like the first one?

Scar: Ah, you can..! [Cub bounces with excitement] …For some string…

[In his facecam, Scar smirks]

END OF TRANSCRIPT AND DESCRIPTION.

[moththyme]

yeah

[hermitcraft-described]

ID: Minecraft in game chat screenshot. Zombiecleo says “Are you okay?” and Ren responds with a colon D smiling face. END ID

[orangeocelotmartyn]

Picture-ception!

[mcc-updates]

MCC tweeted!

These look familiar… 🔍

[hermitcraft-described]

ID: an MCC Hermit Takeover graphic showing 7 blurred Hermitcraft inspired builds for Bingo, Railroad Rush, Survival Games, Gridrunners, Ace Race, BuildMart, and To Get to the Otherside. The Gamers Outreach logo is displayed at the bottom above the donation link, mcc.live/donate. END ID.

*this description was provided by someone with low vision and may contain faults

[l0uis-s1r]

watching cleos stream

[hermitcraft-described]

VD: Cleo stands underwater in the river talking to Scar and Etho. Her vtuber model in the bottom right hides Etho from view. END VD.

[pickastitch]

thats my humble youtuber who has a whole castle (AND SHEEP FARM) sleeping on a sofa

[hermitcraft-described]

ID: the first two images show Gem’s POV looking at her couch made of a red bed surrounded by mangrove shelves.

The third image shows Gem’s POV as she lays in the bed waiting to sleep. END ID.

[islanddlost404]

uh oh not the mycelium again

[hermitcraft-described]

ID: a dark log lays on its side among the roots of Bdubs forest with a single brown mushroom resting ontop. Underneath, brown mushroom blocks and mycelium texture the ground and blend into the grass. END ID.

[lyrai]

Imagine not watching a Pearl stream

[hermitcraft-described]

ID: The first image shows Tango in a composter on top of a flying machine, traveling over the nether roof. Grian observes in the background.

The second image shows Grian and Pearl posed on each side of Tango on the flying machine as they travel the nether roof. END ID.

[hermit-sound-compendium]

Zed might have just made the funniest gag I’ve ever seen in a hermitcraft video in his latest episode. I CANNOT get over this

Zed: Before we can even get on with this zedvancement more, we need an elytra. So I think it’s time that we go End raiding.

(Cut to Zed in an End ship)

Zed: Finally I’ve found some! Ough, thank goodness for that. Come here you.

(He turns around to reveal Tango standing in the overworld; the ship was just a facade)

Zed: Cheers for the wings, Tango.

Tango: Yeah

[valeriapryanikova]

[hermitcraft-described]

ID: a digital painting of Grian. The bright light reflects off his skin as streaks blur his hair and jumper into the background. A piercing black eye with purple pupil melts down past his absent mouth. END ID.

[questionable-scar-clips]

Clip. 5: Fun

Transcript under read more.

SCAR: I think one of my favorite things from the charity event was when Jimmy pushed me in a battle and we killed... I mean, "killed" but y'know, took out four people with the nerf guns. That was... that was fun. See Etho, you can have that level of fun.

ETHO: ...Yup. Yup.

SCAR: I remember when Grian helped me push. He was like "I don't know, do you just grab on? Just start pushing? I don't know what the etiquette is." I'm like "Just grab on! Just shove me! Just go get me off this carpet!" People, don't be timid. You can grab on, throw me around, swing me around, I don't care.

[GEM makes a quiet noise of surprise]

[hermitcraft-described]

VD: Scar talks to Gem and Etho while standing on a bush in the Season 10 nether hub. His face cam is visible in the top left END VD.

[dead-in-a-damn-ditch]

in case anyone else was looking for the part of grian's MCC Spellbound stream where he said he refused to work on the minecraft world theme park unless scar was involved; i hunted it down, screen recorded it, subtitled it, and uploaded it to youtube for the masses

and also the raw video in case the youtube embed doesnt work :P

transcript:

Grian: Um, I can tell you what they are working on is really really fun... And- So what happened was- Yeah, let me tell my story. So, what happened was they got a few of us in, and then we did that visit, and I was like, "Okay, I'm really on board now."

Um, but before that, I said, "There's no way I'm doing this if you don't include Scar." I just straight-up diva-ed it and said "not a chance" 'cause it- 'cause we're like- It's a UK resort. It's a UK- They had UK creators and I was like, this is Scar's absolute dream to get involved with a, um, theme park, and it's not my wheelhouse, okay? I am not experienced with that.

And I was like, "You need to get this man involved." Like- there's n- and everyone was like, "You should get Scar involved. This would be his thing." And I was like, there is not a ch- I will not do this without Scar, like, at all.

[hermitcraft-described]

VD: Grian sits talking to twitch chat while gems Minecraft skin stand in the background. His face cam is visible in the top right. END VD.

[stargazostli]

Still thinking about this

[hermitcraft-described]

ID: A Twitter screenshot from Pearl reading: “Anyone like my little birch cabin” followed by a picture of said solid birch cabin. Raya responds “It’s the prettiest bitch cabin I’ve ever seen.” Pearl replies “The prettiest what.” END ID.

[enkays-den]

Cleo: [My cat] is a multitude of wonders. [Cat continues to intrude on Cleo's crafting space and the camera] She's also annoying as hell.

Cleo: But hey, we're used to that; I'm friends with Joe.

Joe: I know, right? And you're doing great at it. Thank you for being a friend, Cleo.

Cleo: I don't have a choice at this point.

Joe: I mean, you really could just throw me over. Like, I don't think anybody likes me more with you, and I'm fine with that, I'm 100% fine with that.

Cleo: [starts to lose their shit]

Joe: You shouldn't have any sense of obligation to me. You've really made your own way at this point, and I [would understand]

Cleo: [fights off the laughter demons] JESUS, JOE!

Joe: Whaaat? It's fine~

Cleo: [reading chat] 'I hope BADGER likes Joe more than cleo'

Joe: I mean, I'm [unintelligible] wife. (I think hes saying cleo couldn't beat badger but thats a given) I DON'T think you are stuck with ME, is my point. I was thinking about this, I'm like: "I GUESS Cleo likes being here, I should try and make this stream pleasant".

Cleo: UHHHHH..... Jesus, that's a statement, guys [continues to try and recover from what Joe said] Double ouch for Joe!

Cleo: Hey, let it never be said that Joe doesn't have a sense of humility. Jesus. [dies a little again]

Joe: I think I am really humble, I also think I'm more capable than I actually am.

Source: November 5 craft stream

[scartekked]

cub folds under zero pressure and gives them high-value gifts for shenanigans. Cub s10e4

[hermitcraft-described]

Video Description: Cubfan plays on hermitcraft season 10 with Scar and Tango. He stands on Beefs porch after placing a field of poppies out front. The trio goofs off among the poppies. Later, they are seen together again in an open area with Tango riding his horse. Scar prompts Cub for a gift. He searches his inventory briefly before passing each a singular empty shulker box. END VIDEO DESCRIPTION.

Image Description: A Minecraft chat screenshot from before the clip. Tango asks, “Is there anything fun happening?” Scar replies in all caps with, “YES”, which Cub follows by telling Tango, “Come to Beef’s.” END IMAGE DESCRIPTION