[klaipeda-witness]

Garak

[socialistexan]

[probuccalfat]

being a bitch actually saves you a lot of time

[probuccalfat]

they’ll think you’re a bitch anyway for having some reasonable boundary so you might as well just be a bitch sometimes and save yourself the trouble, the time, the energy, the money, etc

[transmechanicus]

*holds you in my mouth perfectly safe between my sharp teeth bc i love you*

[transmechanicus]

[glamygdala]

Safe in the jaws of mama

[scissorsaint]

blood magic isn’t even that big of a deal you guys are just sensitive

[raven-6-10]

-- Merrill of Clan Sabrae

[pansyfemme]

it really is crazy how there are so many influencers with millions of followers i have never heard of in my life

[pansyfemme]

every day someone is like ‘have you heard about the situation with johnny youtube?’ and i go. pardon. who the hell is that

[lowbeamm]

proud of anyone putting effort into becoming a better version of themselves

[thememedaddy]

[crazycatsiren]

I don't know who needs to hear this today, but here it is: you're not lazy.

When you're living with a disability, chronic illness, or chronic pain, everything takes energy, and on some days, it's energy that you simply don't have, because your body constantly has to work overtime for your survival.

As I'm currently smack dab in the middle of a flare-up, bronchitis, and the side effects of my new prescription pain medication, having spent this week so far on my couch watching guilty pleasure TV, I'm here to remind you: you're not lazy. You're sick, or in pain, or disabled, and none of it makes you a lazy person.

[thememedaddy]

[orsanedraws]

husband sketch

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[what-even-is-thiss]

You’d think that once you finally get long term access to a cat and your yearning to have cat access is fulfilled that you’d become slightly less obsessed with seeing people’s cats but no if anything it gets worse

[dailycatsblog]

[jevilcore]

Kids were absolutely correct abt wearing smth you like on a shirt btw. It rules. You love dinosaurs so much wear a shirt about it.

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]