Brainal Leakage

Stupid thoughts that bubble up from my subconscious. And terrible puns.

[pseudomantis]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[phaeton-flier]

How about you mind your own damn business

[dad-jokes-official]

offical dad jokes post

[herra-ratatoskr]

Today my “witchy” sibling offered me a coffee scented candle. Not being a candle person I politely declined, and asked if that sort of thing was used for candle magik, to which they said “yes”.

“Huh,” I added, “would another term for candle magik be… candelabra-cadabra?”

They closed their eyes, groaned, and then softly beat their head against the closet door for a solid 20 seconds.

I love being an older brother.

[depsidase]

[animentality]

[herra-ratatoskr]

I wrote a 10 page paper without chatgpt, or sleep, or research in 12 hours in college (started at midnight). And I still got an A-.

Skill issue, bitch

[technicolorgrayscale]

Was this before, after, or during your laptop shitting itself?

[herra-ratatoskr]

After. This was 100% procrastination based crunch time

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

was thinking about how the concept of god is usually characterized as male (thanks patriarchy) and i came up with a question: in christian theology,

does "God" have a penis?

surely the catholic church made some sort of ruling on this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

stop derailing with Jesus's foreskin, this post is about God's genitals ONLY

[herra-ratatoskr]

But Jesus is a part of the Godhead. I think what you’re trying to ask is “does THE FATHER have a penis?”

[animentality]

[herra-ratatoskr]

I wrote a 10 page paper without chatgpt, or sleep, or research in 12 hours in college (started at midnight). And I still got an A-.

Skill issue, bitch

[depsidase]

[herra-ratatoskr]

It still shocks me that in the 90s we didn’t have a sugary chocolate cereal called “Coco Power Rangers!” to cash in on the Mighty Morphin’ phenomenon and the easiest pun of all time.

[depsidase]

[herra-ratatoskr]

[animentality]

[dad-jokes-official]

offical dad jokes post

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

[alettertofutureme]

History is not done with us yet my friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we gotta get back into revolving bookcases i'm begging

truly we allow the pinnacles of human achievement to wither and collapse into ashes in the wind

[herra-ratatoskr]

It’s sad that the only place I see these are the cheap wire versions holding cheapo paperbacks in the dollar store. Truly a sad end for a noble lineage

[animentality]

[cosmonautroger]

Porco Rosso, 1992

[herra-ratatoskr]

Ooh, great movie!

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[herra-ratatoskr]

Did you know that sculptors who make busts of our first president typically get paid much less than sculptors of other presidents? I guess it only makes sense that a George Washington Carver makes peanuts

…did I do good, @dad-jokes-offical ?