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29 year old they/them who needs a nap. I'm tired, can the world calm down for a couple minutes? (Icon by Arythusa/Sage Cotugno and their comic The Glass Scientists)

[mythicreature]

IMPORTANT!!!

that is all

[enki2]

[transcyberism]

ok but this unironically works. talk about how the working class is exploited and you can basically sell full-on marxism to your average republican if you do it right. all you have to do is avoid the words "Marx," "capitalism," "socialism," "communism," "means of production," etc - just use synonyms. say "big business" or "corporate shareholder interests" instead of "capitalists." say "a government that prioritizes the needs of the working people" instead of "socialism." it WORKS. I've DONE it. the hardest sell are usually things like social and racial equity, welfare, things like that, because people have been primed with the racist/classist idea that those things are somehow unfair - but you can get your foot in the door to getting them to buy into those too if you start with class issues. read up on your theory, make sure you REALLY understand your own ideology, because that will enable you to reword it and successfully sell it.

[a-ginger-in-black]

In my experience, you can often help sell 'welfare' stuff by appealing to self-interest with a touch of Aren't We Great.

Disability benefits: "I mean, sure, there are probably some sad sacks who are gaming the system, there always are, but hell, with the amount of taxes we pay, the government can afford a few freeloaders, right? I'd rather pay for a couple people who don't really need it than not have the system at all for if I need it, or my kids do, or whatever. I mean shit happens. What if some asshole drunk driver puts me in the hospital and it takes me a year to get back on my feet? Or Heaven forbid something permanent happens. I'll sure be glad that I can get disability then, won't I?"

UBI: "I dunno, the kind of guy who'll just sit on the couch playing Call of Duty all day if he doesn't have to work, I kinda don't want him on my job site anyway. That type is just taking up a place that you could fill with someone who'll actually get the job done, you know? You end up short-handed even though you technically have enough people because everyone else has to pick up his slack. And it'd mean that if your boss is a dick you can tell him to shove it and not worry your kids are gonna go hungry while you find a better place. We can sure as hell afford it."

Racial equity: "I've got a lot more in common with a Black guy who's just trying to get the job done than I do with some rich white asshole who thinks the sun shines out of his ass because of how much money mommy and daddy have."

[herra-ratatoskr]

Today my “witchy” sibling offered me a coffee scented candle. Not being a candle person I politely declined, and asked if that sort of thing was used for candle magik, to which they said “yes”.

“Huh,” I added, “would another term for candle magik be… candelabra-cadabra?”

They closed their eyes, groaned, and then softly beat their head against the closet door for a solid 20 seconds.

I love being an older brother.

[technicolorgrayscale]

I am going to bite you.

[animentality]

[herra-ratatoskr]

I wrote a 10 page paper without chatgpt, or sleep, or research in 12 hours in college (started at midnight). And I still got an A-.

Skill issue, bitch

[technicolorgrayscale]

Was this before, after, or during your laptop shitting itself?

[herra-ratatoskr]

After. This was 100% procrastination based crunch time

[technicolorgrayscale]

Dingbat. At least I had an excuse for when I had to write a paper in a night.

(Ignore that it was because I accidentally deleted it and couldn't get it back...)

[animentality]

[herra-ratatoskr]

I wrote a 10 page paper without chatgpt, or sleep, or research in 12 hours in college (started at midnight). And I still got an A-.

Skill issue, bitch

[technicolorgrayscale]

Was this before, after, or during your laptop shitting itself?

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

[tnystrk-exe]

[entropychronicles]

[thehumblesmokedetector]

*BEEP!!!*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we gotta get back into revolving bookcases i'm begging

truly we allow the pinnacles of human achievement to wither and collapse into ashes in the wind

[herra-ratatoskr]

It’s sad that the only place I see these are the cheap wire versions holding cheapo paperbacks in the dollar store. Truly a sad end for a noble lineage

[technicolorgrayscale]

GIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMME

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[silverslipstream]

Reblogging Madame Zeroni because I would hate for my great-great grandson to get hit in the head by running shoes

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[switchingtogeico]

[herra-ratatoskr]

Did you know that sculptors who make busts of our first president typically get paid much less than sculptors of other presidents? I guess it only makes sense that a George Washington Carver makes peanuts

…did I do good, @dad-jokes-offical ?

[technicolorgrayscale]

NO. BAD. BAD JOKE. DUMB JOKE IS DUMB.

(I live with this man, I get this type of joke daily.)

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

The art of mindless embroidery.

by @ toolbburs (no pronouns in bio).

[airedelalmena]

This made embroidery seem approachable to me like nothing else has. Thank you.

[fellshish]

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

[romanitas]

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

[anime-snacks]

shout-out to anyone who's just having a hard time right now. i hope that spring and summer bring you some kind of comfort or happiness.

[nonagalleryart]

In the Year of the Horse, let us all truly appreciate what this mythical creature has done for surrealist memes. I don’t think there is another animal that has inspired such unhinged internet images. We should all be both eternally grateful and forever afraid.

[artofmaquenda]

Devotion

Saw this news and I had to make a rough sketch about it. 🥹 We humans always underestimate the empathy and care of other animals..

[claypigeonpottery]

sold

cardinal inspired velociraptor cave art

[gremlinservant]

Knight with physical disability please. Knight with bad hearing after so many battles. Knight who sprained an ankle once and it never healed right. Knight with colorblindness (can't tell the difference between surcoats). Knight who lost an arm but fights anyway.

Knight who has a homoerotic relationship with the healer who has to patch it up. Knight forced to retire because it can't sit without pain