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Lainey Molnar

My favorite thing about this is that the “traditional” woman isn’t always on the left. By switching it up the artist is really committing to the idea that the right way for a woman to be is however she wants.

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Just wish some of the women were plus size..

unashamedly-enthusiastic

I really love how much Lainey’s art and positivity is bringing people joy and I really hope you’re checking out her insta, it’s full of so many more

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It got better

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Okay I haven’t reblogged this addition

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 8/? Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Thorin Oakenshield/Original Female Character(s), Kíli (Tolkien)/Tauriel (Hobbit Movies) Characters: Thorin Oakenshield, Fíli (Tolkien), Kíli (Tolkien), Balin (Tolkien), Dwalin (Tolkien), Tauriel (Hobbit Movies), Thranduil (Tolkien), Bard the Bowman, Bofur (Tolkien), Gandalf | Mithrandir, Legolas Greenleaf, Bilbo Baggins Additional Tags: Modern Girl in Middle Earth, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Fix-It of Sorts, Thorin Is Not Amused, Thorin is a Softie, Bofur is a Sweetheart, Forced Marriage, Sound the Smutbells, shameless pop culture references, Awesome Balin (Tolkien), Protective Dwalin, Battle of Five Armies Fix-It, Alternate Universe - Post-Battle of Five Armies, Ok Thorin's a maelstrom of sensual intensity, Eventual Romance, Angst, Battle of Five Armies Angst, Swearing, Some Humor, Slow Burn Summary:

Liddy, a modern girl who’s going through a rough patch and is just trying to have a nice afternoon in the park, dang it, finds herself dropped smack into the middle of the Battle of the Five Armies. After some well-meant meddling, she's left to pick up the pieces—and contend with a certain sexily cranky dwarrow.

#migme #modern girl in middle earth #the hobbit

D6 fireball dice woodburned and hand painted to look like a fireball. Acrylic painted. Great for RPG wizard or any caster pyromancer! DETAILS: - Wood burned - Acrylic painted - red to yellow gradients with gold shimmer - Shiny glaze sealant DIMENSIONS: - .75 inches cube QUANTITY: - Sold in sets

Just made these the other day. So excited about them. They roll awesome!

#dice #dicerolls #fireball #wood burning #pyrography #etsyseller #etsyshop #d6 #rpg #gamerlife #gamer #handpainted #handmade

Having a blast woodburning. This and other stuff now up at Scorched Sister on Etsy.

#klimtinspired #woodburning #pyrography #original art #watercolor

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not sure what should happen next in your story?

Embarrass your protagonist. Make them seem weak and vulnerable in some way.

Shoot someone. That always takes the reader by surprise.

In relation, kidnap someone. Or, rather, make it seem to your protagonist like someone has been kidnapped.

Have one of your side characters disappear or become unavailable for some reason. This will frustrate your protagonist.

Have someone kiss the wrong girl, boy, or person, especially if you’ve been setting up a romance angle. It’s annoying.

If this story involves parents, have them argue. Push the threat of divorce, even if you know it won’t ever happen. It’ll make your readers nervous.

Have someone frame your protagonist for a crime they didn’t commit. This could range from a dispute to a minor crime to a full-blown felony.

If this is a fantasy story involving magic or witchcraft, create a terrible accident that’s a direct result of their spell-casting.

Injure your protagonist in some way, or push them into a treacherous scenario where they might not make it out alive.

Have two side characters who are both close to the protagonist get into a literal fist-fight. This creates tension for the reader, especially if these characters are well-developed, because they won’t know who to root for.

Make your protagonist get lost somewhere (at night in the middle of town, in the woods, in someone else’s house, etc.)

Involve a murder. It can be as in-depth and as important as you want it to be.

Introduce a new character that seems to prey on your protagonist’s flaws and bring them out to light.

If it’s in-character, have one of your characters get drunk or take drugs. Show the fallout of that decision through your protagonist.

Spread a rumor about your protagonist.

If your protagonist is in high-school, create drama in the school atmosphere. A death of a student, even if your protagonist didn’t know them personally, changes the vibe.

If your story involves children, have one of them do something dangerous (touch a hot stove, run out into the road, etc.) and show how the protagonist responds to this, even if the child isn’t related to them.

In a fantasy story, toss out the idea of a rebellion or war between clans or villages (or whatever units you are working with).

Add a scenario where your protagonist has to make a choice. We all have watched movies where we have screamed don’t go in there! at the top of our lungs at the main character. Make them go in there.

Have your protagonist find something, even if they don’t understand the importance of it yet. A key, a document, an old stuffed animal, etc.

Foreshadow later events in some way. (Need help? Ask me!)

Have your protagonist get involved in some sort of verbal altercation with someone else, even if they weren’t the one who started it.

Let your protagonist get sick. No, but really, this happens in real life all the time and it’s rarely ever talked about in literature, unless it’s at its extremes. It could range from a common cold to pneumonia. Maybe they end up in the hospital because of it. Maybe they are unable to do that one thing (whatever that may be) because of it.

Have someone unexpected knock on your protagonist’s door.

Introduce a character that takes immediate interest in your protagonist’s past, which might trigger a flashback.

Have your protagonist try to hide something from someone else and fail.

Formulate some sort of argument or dispute between your protagonist and their love interest to push them apart.

Have your protagonist lose something of great value in their house and show their struggle to find it. This will frustrate the reader just as much as the protagonist.

Create a situation where your protagonist needs to sneak out in the middle of the night for some reason.

Prevent your character from getting home or to an important destination in some way (a car accident, a bad storm, flat tire, running out of gas, etc.)

minervabellona69

imma need this for when I’m stuck when I start Camp Nano

jinxfmrl

I unno what meme this is, but I’m here for this.

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It’s called the Millennial Falcon

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Rebloggin’ the Millennial Falcon

breelandwalker

I will always reblog the Millennial Falcon

schmaniel

i love you millennial falcon.

herroyalmajestrix

All hail the Millennial Falcon, and may she long eat avocado toast.

Now, I Understand Her

I once thought it cruel being bound to your helix, all loving fury and raging compassion, until sentiment, the thief, stole dry tears.

Then, inside, I rioted, sisterless and clawing for sense. Outside, I spat ellipses, epithets, big words for narrow thoughts.

For this, you dragged me, roped me fierce to your purple womb, deflated and dead in tow.

You skinned knees and hide until I proved you right, young flesh scored, defiled — sincerely, your girl, rotten.

No soul could fathom our loathing for ambivalence or that we scorned honey, for burning was all we knew.

In the war dance, decades spun with flint-green eyes, shimmering in negative space, where our heart-dust had settled.

I will be gray, soon. You will set, in silver.

With tidy reluctance, we carry urn and mantle, our pace bottom-heavy, — one apple, one tree in the sand.

In poems, we’d spatter our blood, witch queens with pomegranate seeds, our hair in tumbles of salt. Instead, I whisper I’m nothing, with you and without.

We leave us in the burial dunes, snip the cassette, bludgeon the VCR, every bright between that could have been our normal.

For tomorrow is another show, a howl of our shared heart. — Colliding, as only we can.

#poetry mommyissues

I wrote a thing about HPV

Please read, and please get vaccinated. Love you all. <3

#hpv vaccine #hpv virus #stigma