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She/Her TransPride

[masquerade-of-mephistopheles]

[mioxenoblade]

🍜🍥🍜

[fablegate]

[herzerker]

😂

[anarqueeen]

It's quick, easy, and free! Fuck her throat until she cries.

[herzerker]

It is not quick or easy! My princess wand hurts damn it!

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

WHY DO PRETTY LESBAINS KEEP SENDING ME NUDES??????

Im gonna die.

[spiderqueenraisa]

I'm jealous I want pretty lesbians to send me nudes!!!

[horny-for-slime]

reblog if youll accept nudes from pretty lesbians

[estrogenizedfreak]

I'll send some back too 🤭

[herzerker]

Guess I’m RB for some pretty lesbians 😄

[himejoshi-doll]

[lilaclupin]

In today's linguistics class we talked about metaphors, and we really want two of the ones we talked about to become conventionalised.

So first of all this one girl told us about a newer metaphor in Russian, "I have paws", which is something you say when you don't really want to do something, so you say you're incapable of doing it since you have paws instead of hands. Like, "hey, finish that report" "aw but I have paws :(" and I think that's adorable. It's like "I'm just a girl" but for animals.

We also had the task to invent a novel metaphor and have the others guess what it means, and the teacher really liked my "she's such a capybara" = "everyone loves her". Capybara energy is like golden retriever energy except you're chill about it. You're just vibing and everyone digs that.

Anyway I think these deserve to become more common in English

[lilaclupin]

VERY important addition oh my gosh,,,

[kaijuno]

[evilwizard]

[doggirlpaws]

[doggirlpaws]

Shoutout to one year ago today when I started a game of We Love Katamari on what turned out to be the funniest day possible

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[ketchuplaser]

[ladyshinga]

[kushblazer666]

sorry your kid wouldnt stop naming pokemon in order so we had to flatten em into a sheet of lasagna

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Do they make these in adult sizes asking for a friend

[dogpuppy]

[herzerker]

The intentional cruelty towards people you “love” will always baffle me, but not as much as my disenchantment with You.

[dogpuppy]

[hagiomoto]

This should be a bigger news tbh

[hagiomoto]

YouTube Quietly Erased More Than 700 Videos Documenting Israeli Human Rights Violations

The tech giant deleted the accounts of three prominent Palestinian human rights groups — a capitulation to Trump sanctions.