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Hi! I'm Soumaya, a 25 year old gal drifting her way through life. Huge Niall Horan fan/Directioner. Love to laugh. Star Wars is always #1. BTS are my loves. Marvel movies are life. Lord of the Rings is epic. This is a blog of randomness! Don't hesitate to ask me anything or just chat me up! I'm a huge talker and procrastinator.

[bunjywunjy]

hm.

well. that's.

hm.

[ifelloffthebed]

[kaijuno]

[alsbullshit]

hyper specific polls :-)

are/were a black-belt in taekwondo (bonus if it gave you pre-onset arthritis)

billingual but you somehow speak less of your 2nd tongue than casual speakers

swam from a fishing dock to a neighbouring island in under 20 minutes

threatened your childhood bully with a knife - causing them to switch schools

consumed a whole chicken carcass on the kitchen floor late at night

keep your teeth in a jar/pill bottle

physically incapable of crossing your eyes

scar from the stupidest things (like papercutting your thigh on a cardboard box)

none apply

2 or more apply (please lmk)

Voting ended onApr 19, 2023

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[wineyrose]

happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance

[swordshapedleaves]

Happy 5 year anniversary to the effervescent snail post

[abalidoth]

You're telling me a french fried this

Traceback (most recent call last): File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module> TypeError: fried_rice_joke() takes exactly three arguments (2 given)

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP RSTUV XY

23/26

[hazardsoflove]

hyperspecific poll bc some of y’all aren’t doing it right

graduated high school before 18

has anisocoria

been to 3 (or more) continents

has needed a lawyer more than once

is shorter that 5’0

has a tattoo on your palm

received or is in the process of receiving a phd

has been to more than four funerals

more than one (which ones!!)

none of these apply to me

Voting ended onApr 22, 2023

some of the polls i’ve been seeing have too many common options and it made me mad enough to make my own. go crazy

[renthony]

Very important PSA for folks born in the 80s who don't want to look like a nazi:

I saw someone make a genuinely innocent mistake about this again, so please take note!

The number "88" is frequently used as neo-nazi flagging. It's a numerical code for "HH," which means "Heil Hitler." You may also see it in combination with the number 14, referencing the infamous "14 Words." If you ever see "1488" tacked onto someone's username, or posted as a comment, or in a tattoo, that person is a neo-nazi. Full stop.

If you were born in 1988, don't put "88" in your social media handle. People are going to think you are a nazi.

If you didn't know, now you know.

Source: https://www.adl.org/resources/hate-symbol/1488

[ID: a gif of Brian David Gilbert saying “And if you needed me to tell you that...well, I’m glad I told you that.” End ID]

[jung-koook]

taehyung x elle korea

[penny-anna]

Now you see, I’ve watched enough cartoons to know that this square of the carpet is on a separate animation cell from the background & therefore something funky will happen if I step on it. You won’t catch me making a rookie mistake like that no sir!

[lisaonatree]

Did you step on it?

[penny-anna]

I forgot it was there & stepped on it, plummeting through the concealed trapdoor into the cellars. Please send help.

[lisaonatree]

Help it’s on its way!

By the way, are the bricks all the same colour?

[penny-anna]

I can’t see anything! It’s pitch black down here. All that’s visible is my eyes.

[damndinarzade]

Just make sure there isn’t a second, more dangerous pair of eyes somewhere around yours

[secondmoredangerouseyes]

Hey

[penny-anna]

Uh oh!!

[raplinenthusiasts]

very boyfriend of him

[cecil-apologist-deactivated2024]

hi. i’m not american. WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT THE OFFICIAL ARBY’S SLOGAN IS “WE HAVE THE MEATS” OR WAS I SUPPOSED TO FIND THAT OUT FOR MYSELF TODAY JUST NOW

[cecil-apologist-deactivated2024]

WE HAVE THE MEATS???????????? WE HAVE THE FUCKING MEATS????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[identityarchitect]

there are like five rules to life and those rules are

1. eat 3 meals a day

2. always have a non alcoholic drink with you

3. never trust anything you think about your life after 8-9pm

4. do a little something for urself every day

5. interact with a Beast at least once a day (human, feline, canine, lizard, bird, etc)

and the secret 6th rule:

6. if you can't do all of those rules, just do the ones you can

[pointnclick]

what if i was a tiny animal and i went to bed in an empty tin of sardines. what then

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

Peace

[pointnclick]

inner peace

[firefox-official]

wolf who becomes a guy every full moon

[firefox-official]

its like fine though

[skeletonclaw]

[triviallytrue]

[lumsel]

(image by @wuggen)

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’ll reblog it for the important message but you guys are making this really fucking difficult