Popcorn Lady in Bootyshorts

[hessonite8gu]

How have I been?

I really don’t know. Apparently, my memories got reset and I did something like cut off communication for weeks. Luckily my pearl was able to help me get some memories back though, yet I’m starting to feel like all of this is pointless. Especially with my diamond changing her mind about a few things so quickly. 

[hessonite8gu]

After the reset

*the gem just reforms looking confused* 

Where am I...ooo what’s this *grabs destabilizer about to eat it*

(was she always built different? maybe @demantoid4bx )

[hessonite8gu]

When rejuvenation attempts fail

~at the solar station~

?: Hah....that was way too easy I can’t believe I actually reset this infamous rebel hunter. But what should I do with her now? Take her in and tell some lies? Hmmm. It is not like anyone can stop me now anyways. 

[hessonite8gu]

8GU: *accidentally injures herself when fighting against another hessonite*

8GU’s Pearl: *menacing turn, does a creepy stare and smile at the other hessonite*

[hessonite8gu]

I might have injured myself when training today, some of those other hessonites are just so swift and straight to the point that I sometimes end up slicing myself with my own sword sometimes, but oh well it will heal soon! 

[hessonite8gu]

Funfact: sleeping hessos look adorable and goofy like this

[hessonite8gu]

Hesso’s bird mom: *threatening the whole building*

The hesso meanwhile: *definitely didn’t fall asleep during a performance* 

[hessonite8gu]

/when you get a pearl you either get a servant or bird mom no in between loyalists lol maybe sometimes a kid

[hessonite8gu]

This hesso: *elite rebel hunter*

Also this hesso: why is everyone acting so funny all they did was drink something..*blink*

[hessonite8gu]

Taking a break

I really don’t like doing this, but Pearl here suggested I needed one just because I was about to dropkick a disobedient peridot. I don’t see how I was in the wrong here, I was doing what I was supposed to, and she was not, anyways though I’m in that club now since I never had the chance to go until now. I do hope it’s as entertaining as other gems say it is. 

[hessonite8gu]

🧇My Hessonite? Are you alright? You hit your head... 🧇 *pats her head gently*

*wakes up slowly, tries putting a destabilizer in her mouth ohh no now the damage is even worse-*

[hessonite8gu]

Reasons this hessonite needs mind surgery

-She has moments of getting violent when she hasn’t acted like that prior to the hessonite training incident

-She just isn’t able to think right

-Common sense is almost nonexistent to her 

-She is more reckless and less organized with her missions and it is risking her work, reputation and such 

-sOmEtHiNg Is ClEaRlY wRoNg with her mind 

[hessonite8gu]

🟢So um...🟢

🟢We might have a problem...our hessonite hit her head on something again...What no of course I didn’t slam her head into something why would I possibly do that!? *sweating*🟢

(let’s see if homeworld pearls are naturally bird moms lol @demantoid4bx )

[hessonite8gu]

💫So the emotions are gone so I basically saved him for nothing!? Know what fine try lasting a day with those emotions you freakish parasite you won’t. They are hell you aren’t used to.💫

[hessonite8gu]

💫I think I killed that freak..but wait I HAVE TWO!? I THOUGHT I ONLY HAD ONE! THAT DOES EXPLAIN WHY I FELT UNBEARABLY ANGRY AND SUCH BUT STILL!💫

[hessonite8gu]

/What menaces to their host and diamonds with sapphires fear the most: aggressive warm colored gems with future altering abilities due to one single decision lol

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💫I can’t believe I’m doing this..💫

💫I still don’t want anything to do with this stubborn gem, but I read about some rare circumstances called parasites yesterday...and let me just say..some things just started making sense from there. I’ll save this idiot’s a** and then I’ll go back.💫 *she just secretly followed the purple gems out*