[raisinchallah]

when creative partnerships are more intimate than a marriage and the break up is worse than a divorce

[midheavendyke]

i need more sex scenes to be awkward !! they're both shy ! they're both overcome with desire ! it's quick and fumbling ! they are making embarrassing noises ! absolutely no one is being called daddy ! it's kinda weird and gross ! bc it's literally an exchange of bodily fluid ! someone comes too fast ! no one comes at all ! it's actually kind of bad ! but they are having the best time !!!

[hollowboobtheory]

surprisingly difficult pill to swallow: most people are not playing 8 dimensional mind chess and can be taken at face value

[godkissedme]

[charl0ttan]

its crazy how pretty much every single thing you can possibly do eithetr feels bad at first and then good or good at first but then bad

[forestgreenlesbian]

[vintage-tigre]

[pigeoncrumbsz]

A whole wheelbarrow full!!

[20thcenturywomen2016]

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature

[aknosde]

best part of writing fic actually is making up fucked up stories from characters’ childhoods

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

have you seen my berry its about 1 inch tall and 1 inch wide and 1 inch long

[euphorial-docx]

men don’t wear long sleeve shirts under graphic tees anymore and i think that’s why the economy is in shambles

[pisshandkerchief]

never kill yourself. discovering music is literally endless. you know songs? they're always making new ones

[crazysodomite]

No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someones car is.

[honeypleasejustkillme]

therapists saying you're surprisingly self aware is like being called a pleasure to have in class for adults

[cosmonautroger]

[quill-of-thoth]

This bird experiences a world that we can barely interperet

[twoheadedfawnn]

you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

[choysum]