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DYKE!

Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

#last time I was given anything by an airline I was so fucking surprised I wouldn’t even think of showing a meme 💀#it was the tiniest piece of chocolate btw (on a flight from Amsterdam to Lisbon by TAP Air Portugal)

trans-girl-nausicaa

while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

trans-girl-nausicaa

(today i learnt that if you don’t know how a post should end, just post it unfinished anyway and someone else will come up with an ending)

nudityandnerdery

We talk about this website's hate mail game, but the "yes, and..." game is pretty solid, too.

#I keep thinking about this post

ahsokatanoss

ayeforscotland

Can Americans do something about the weird Christian nationalist death cults please

He's not opposed to the death penalty for homosexuality.

arandomshotinthedark

We're trying. The Democrats are bringing articles of impeachment against him.

The articles accuse Hegseth of abuse of power, war crimes and other serious wrongdoing.

The Official U.S. Congressional website of Congressman Shri Thanedar

pagecommando

Euro-asshole: DO SOMETHING, AMERICANS! American: "Democrats are trying, a bunch of voters and the GOP, which has the power to stop this every day are choosing to continue it" Euro-Asshole: NO NOT GOOD ENOUGH BOTH SIDES ARE THE SAME THE SYSTEM IS BAD.

Gee I wonder if they're acting in good faith

Yeah OK Guy Who Lives in Scotland.

Pro-Scottish independence accounts on X have gone dark after an internet shutdown in Iran, exposing suspected links between the regime in Te

Fuck off back to your Outlander-Braveheart Touristland and keep on getting your Scottish separatism boosted by Iranian bots IG.

ayeforscotland

Lol, having a normal one I see.

That’ll be the same Iranian bots that have made the US a laughing stock after the US and Israel bombed their schools and civilian infrastructure.

pagecommando

Not beating the Bot/Eurotrash accusations while commenting on US Politics and doing Muh Both Sides from across the pond are ye? Perfectly normal perfectly healthy rooting for a government that Babyn Yar'd its own citizens after decades of its own imperialist fuckery from the safety of Scotland. No ulterior motives there.

According to two senior officials of the country’s Ministry of Health who spoke with TIME.

ayeforscotland

Not sure why you think me discussing war crimes committed by the US and Israel is the same as expressing support for the regime in Iran.

The whole world is currently being impacted by the dogshit foreign policy of your idiot leader. And you won’t find many people sympathetic to democrats who’ve sat on their hands for the better part of year. The ‘rigorous checks and balances’ of the United States hasn’t prevented Trump from doing anything.

The ill-feeling a lot of the world feels right now towards the US is entirely justified. And yes, I’d prefer a democrat in power, but unless that democrat runs on a policy of jailing everyone in the current administration and scrapping every policy enacted by Trump then we’ll no doubt be here again in the future.

#‘we’re doing something’ lmao can’t wait for the Democratic primary to be between Kamala Harris and Gavin Newsom #that sure sounds like a winning strategy. Not maybe perhaps addressing real material issues people face and stop sucking Israel’s dick #btw as a European I find it super funny when Americans call us Eurotrash #babygirl I’m just here sipping my wine and laughing at your tantrum

the-big-mood

connie-banana

I remember reading an anecdote about an award winning architect, who was bemoaning having to show his houses to women; while his male clients would appreciate the grand vaulted ceilings and intricate light displays, women would just bombard him with practical question about how one would live in, clean and repair them.

Anyway, more women in architecture and furniture design, please.

Also, more pockets.

kata-chthonia

We especially need more representation in the architecture approval process. Planning commissions, planning departments, etc. especially for public facing builds.

Maybe THEN we can finally get bathroom designs than don’t result in unending lines of people stretching out the door on the women’s bathroom side.

#We need more women period.

brofisting

While headlines were giving the Catholic church hierarchy plaudits for symbolic gestures in support of immigrants and a papal lunch with tra

Missing hormones. Canceled surgeries. Bureaucratic denials. Late last year the Catholic Church banned all trans healthcare across its sprawl

Quick summary on why this is significant:

There are many states (including states with progressive governments) where over 1/3 of all total available hospital beds/clinics/doctor office practices are in Catholic institutions (map here from 2020).

The ban is for all transgender healthcare: HRT, surgery, adults as well as children.

It is a new ban; many of these places previously provided trans healthcare and people have lost their coverage, often the only available coverage in their area.

The ban voted on by the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops, was passed with 206 in favor and 7 against, and they specifically quoted Pope Francis saying, "I want you to fight gender ideology, which is repugnant to the Bible and our tradition," as the reason why it was necessary.

More information on the Catholic Church being a huge driver of international transphobia can be found in Judith Butler's "Who's Afraid Of Gender?", chapter 2, "Vatican Views".

#the Catholic Church only occasionally seems based because the Overton window moved so much to the right #it’s not an ally to queer people and never has been

sadhoc

there is a very real tendency of teenagers with anxiety disorders self diagnosing with considerably more stigmatized and impairing mental illnesses (e.g. schizophrenia, DID, personality disorders), but the best response to that isn't to get angry with them for "appropriating" lol. instead you show them coping resources for the problems they're actually having and deemphasize diagnostic categories in general. if an 18 year old is claiming to have alzheimer's, they're probably making an innocent mistake and are in genuine distress. be kind.

mariaalenkoshepard

Also I think this trend comes, at least in part, from how brushed aside anxiety disorders can be. If your parents and teachers dismiss you with 'oh everyone feels anxious', then inevitably you're going to start thinking that there must be something else going on with you

lightblueminecraftorchid

”You must feel very scared right now; let’s talk about how to help you personally, tailored to your symptoms” will always be more helpful than “stop faking (X) for attention”. If theyre that desperate for attention or an explanation, something is wrong.

mememuseumofhistory

thatlittleegyptologist

"Using an Oxford comma is a sign of AI"

bestie boo, let me fill you in on something: if you're going to take any part of 'good grammar' and randomly assign it to She's A Witch! AI, you might as well give up. It's over. You're cooked. Anyone who has spent the last decade or more learning to type properly, anyone who has spent any time writing articles/papers/essays that require you to use 'good grammar' is going to fall into that 'oh no it might be AI' trap.

Stop hunting like it's 1692. You're not going to find Goody Proctor at the ChatGPT sacrament. What you're going to do is exactly what happened back then: harming people who've done nothing wrong.

#Oxford commas and em dashes aren’t even the more obvious telltale sign of AI writing 😭#like. LLMs seem to have this very specific way of overexplaining things and repeating ideas #and using very specific sentence structure. Once you notice it it’s pretty obvious.#But even then you have to be careful about throwing accusations. BECAUSE LLMs ARE TRAINED ON HUMAN WRITING.#So like. Sure if you write an entire lengthy text using AI it might be noticeable #but a one-off element by itself shouldn’t necessarily be incriminating.#Like chatgpt seems to overuse sentences like ‘it’s not just X — it’s Y’. Which sure if accompanied by other AI telltales can be a sign #but that’s also a very common construction.#I understand shitty AI writing is a problem but accusations have to be substantiated #they can’t just be thrown around lightheartedly because someone knows how to use an em dash.#And even then sometimes you really can’t be sure.#I hate AI too but we have to give people the benefit of the doubt

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

the only future of the internet is the following tab of tumblr. death to "for you." Death to algorithmically generated content that exists not to spread humane values or accurate information but only to monetize your attention.

In the future the internet will be dead except for the weirdos who hang out in the post-algorithmic, cratered-out ghost towns, and then and only then will the social internet finally achieve its potential.

gemini-enthusiast

The first photos are coming in from Artemis II, and they are stunning. Photos of our home planet from humans we are sending further than anyone has gone before.

atreidespacito

christianstepmoms

The entirety of the Apollo 11 mission took up less computer storage and computation space than a single instance of Microsoft Outlook running in the background.

pizzaback

this is among the worst possible PR for microsoft. outlook is so shit that it fucked with the billion dollar space computer

datadegroove-deactivated2026042

stop deactivating

datadegroove-deactivated2026042

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

lizlemondyke

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

depsidase

mandycore420

jigsaw tape that starts with a land acknowledgement

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