Part time PruCan shitposter

Sav // 23 // she/her // T*urus // Ask blogs : @ask--2pdenmark & @ask-nyobaltics // I tag my art "myart" if you want to sift through the shitposts.

[nerdreamer]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

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[ammonium-water]

Whos DNA is this?

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

yours

[pumpkin-spice-fartte]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

wait how the hell

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

[vampiricyoshi]

I felt compelled

[gallusrostromegalus]

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

[aforasiandramas]

[jojosbrazzeradventures]

When did Death Note get a live action gay porno

[totalkexcessively-deactivated20]

I can’t find it on tumblr and IT CHRISMAS GOD DAMMIT.

MERR CHRISMAS.

[skylikethat]

Update: Mexicans convinced the South Korean ambassador to Mexico to come out and take a shot of tequila with them.

[enrique262]

Korean, brother, you are now mexican.

For those wondering what they’re chanting. 

[deathgripzkidzbop]

GO GRANDPA GO

[justalotofblondehair]

True diplomacy

[qochita-remade-deactivated20230]

Asuka is such a dick for this

[qochita-remade-deactivated20230]

Like we all know asuka is stronger than shinji and rei combined she’s an industry baby and puts a lot of pride into her piloting 02. Rei has half of her stitches loose and shinji spends 90% of his time rotting in his room listening to shitty new wave. but she makes this malnourished Victorian child open the door instead because #gender roles

[an-actual-dog]

[everythingfox]

Two types of dogs

(via)

[everythingfox]

(via)

[funny-tik-toks]

[ko-is-an-insomniac]

Cain and Abel

[sharkswithsocks]

The Cain Instinct

[idratherhavefreedom]

[dredsina]

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

[dredsina]

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

[dredsina]

Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

[dredsina]

Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

Oh hang on what’s this?

I’m not sure I can reach it…

[dredsina]

Oh crap!!!!

[dredsina]

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

[coughloop]

Not to act all high and mighty but if someone kept trying to trick me into taking my meds by hiding it in a spoonful of peanut butter I wouldn't really for it more than like 3 or 4 times maximum

[coughloop]

CHEESE?

*sniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsnffsniff*

CHEESE?

[enbies-and-felonies]

the feminine urge to be a lumpfish (very beautiful, very powerful)

[jaubaius]

Tactoon-cat Cartoons

[articulate-anxious-atheist-deac]

With each I was like “Surely the cat doesn’t actually look like that in the image. surely this is an exaggeration.” but then I scrolled and yes, the cats are liquid

[thesaltofcarthage]

that last one did not disappoint. 

[missbcm]

https://twitter.com/profannieoakley/status/1357768408671027202

 This thread is gold… make your own here: https://htck.github.io/bayeux/#!/

[dancing-crow]

perfection

[treskolii]

Come on founder/king of Athens, aren’t u gonna slay the Bull of Minos or not?

[raimagnolia]

Huh...

Huh...

[olderthannetfic]

“Slay”, huh.

[raimagnolia]

[wingscanspeak]

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

[nightowlsupreme]

You’re going to get a cavity

[wingscanspeak]

good

[wingscanspeak]

30 min later, not much progress. 

[wingscanspeak]

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

[casualfanboy]

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

[wingscanspeak]

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

[wingscanspeak]

i’d rather be eating anything but this

[wingscanspeak]

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

[wingscanspeak]

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

[wingscanspeak]

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

[butchercat]

‘Tis the season.

[phantomlzer]

its almost the season again

[wingscanspeak]

Hey y’all. Just an update almost 6 years later, one of my teeth broke off and had to be removed this week. The doctors weren’t sure why but I fucking know.

[wingscanspeak]

You guys won’t fucking believe what @hollymim got me for Christmas.

[vex-vexey]

Candy cane 2: electric boogaloo