England: I’m bisexual
England: but also I hate everyone
England: so it’s more like
England: Byesexual
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England: I’m bisexual
England: but also I hate everyone
England: so it’s more like
England: Byesexual
America: On our side we have reason and friendship. All that Germany has is fear-mongering and lies.
America:
America: Oh my God, he’s gonna win.
Philippines: My friend really hates it when I shorten her name to Dick.
Indonesia: Mostly because her name is Vietnam...
America: “Excuse me, Germany, but who made you the boss of us?”
England: “You did.”
Japan: “You said Germany should be the boss.’”
France: “You took a vote, and it was unanimous.”
China: “Then you made him a little plaque that said 'Boss of Us’ and put little sparkles on it.”
America: “…valid points.”
America: "I SAID WHERE ARE MY SHOES?!"
Japan: "YOU ARE WEARING THEM!"
France: *crying* "SHUT UP I'M WATCHING A ROMANCE MOVIE!"
Germany: "STOP SCREAMING!"
England: "YOU'RE SCREAMING TOO!"
Italy: *takes a deep breath*
Italy: *in a dolphin screech* "AAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Norway: "I really think my friendship with Denmark is improving. Yesterday, he said: 'Did you know a wiener dog is neither a wiener nor a dog?' And instead of saying, 'Shut up, Den,' I said, 'Okay.'"
Finland, tearing up: "I'm proud of you."
Canada, stopping the car in front of a restaurant: "Go see if you can get us a table."
America: "Oh, okay."
{Ten Minutes Later}
America, sprinting out of the restaurant carrying a table: "START THE CAR-".
England: *reading recipe* Beat three bird eggs…
England: At what? Hand-to-hand combat?
America: Must be.
France: Get away from the cooking pot, you two!
Germany: So, England, on a scale of 1 to 10, how lonely are you?
England: It stops at 10?!
America, writing a letter to England: You know, Iggy, I'm an adult. I do grown up things and I have independence.
{LATER}
America, writing to France: France, what are taxes?
Russia: I have invited you here because I wanted to play the most deadliest game-
America: Knife Monopoly?
Russia: I was going to say that I would hunt you down for sport but now I am intrigued.
America: Are you taken?
England: Yeah, for granted.
Austria: I heard Prussia is in jail, is that true?
Hungary: Yeah, for something he didn’t do.
Austria: What didn’t he do?
Hungary: Run fast enough.
Norway: Den? Why did you break the lamp?
Denmark:
Norway:
Denmark:
Norway: Den...
Denmark: Nothing shines brighter than me.
Canada: How about we play Twister?
France and England: ok
Canada: Okay... Right hand green, left foot red
France: punches England in the face
England: kicks France in the shin
America: HOLY SHI-
What Its Like When Nordics Play Among Us
Denmark: "How did you know I was going to propose?"
Norway: "Tino hasn't been able to look at me without crying for a month."