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every time you;re not looking they add another skarsgard brother

this video has been the last hinge holding me together for weeks now. I need to watch it once a day or I'll start disintegrating

eeveelotions

heres the translation I found online for fellow enjoyers

ndnbutch

anyway. last night I had a dream that my local lesbian bar was hosting a “motionless dance party”. it was sort of like the inverse of a silent disco—the music is playing out loud but you’re doing all the dancing inside your own head. it was really successful like a lot of lesbians showed up to stand perfectly still in a room together and imagine what dancing would be like.

handsomeboymodelingschool

SpongeBob wouldn’t let me see my parents when I was younger

goodchild

immigrant

bitches think they know what the post about whole time i was vagueposting my grandma

monster2001

thevampirecrow

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

torgamous

FELLATIO: Have you never taken within your mouth

The tender member of your lady love?

Then be assured its texture is unmatched

Now softened as it is by womanhood

KING: Thou dares impugn the honor of thy queen?!

Were we not so close I would have thy head!

FELLATIO: Tis futile. You may have my head but once,

While I have claimed your wife's a thousandfold

thewomancallednova

i wish people in fandom spaces wouldn't couch the (alleged) crimes of creators in such vague terms. "Gaiman is controversial right now" NO, Gaiman has been accused of rape by several women. "DC probably won't reprint a lot of 90s green lantern because Gerard Jones is problematic." NO, Gerard Jones was convicted of possession of child pornography. "controversial" and "problematic" do not accurately convey what is going on remotely and if anything play down what these people have done.

character-association-game

whos the blorbo you have the most merch of? it can be handmade or official or unofficial or ANYTHING just. merch

#...jotaro kujo #whaaaaat he's cool he's cool and i have a wall scroll of him over my bed so WHAT?

dilffussy

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

dilffussy

kayla-denker

I think all of us that let the idea that it's "cringe" to hate on christians gain any traction, let alone become the mainstream, deserve more than a little blame for how conservative things have gotten over the last 10 years. Like, I'm not saying it's entirely to blame. But good god it sure helped it along.

We should have all hated on christians a lot harder. The good news is that its not too late to start.

kayla-denker

Maybe there are "good christians" out there. But I don't think I've ever met one. Because every single one of the christians that paints themselves as "the good ones" always maintains this "no true scotsman" attitude towords Christianity. Instead of accepting that their religion has been monstrously evil for 2,000 years, and is responsible for the majority of the world's most horrific crimes against humanity for that entire time, including mass forced converstion, war, torture, countless genocides, pretty much all of the world's queerphobia, and 400 years of colonization, they just dissmiss all of it as being done by people who "weren't true christians." Absolving themselves and their religion of any guilt or responsibility. Which is an even more heinous thing to beleive for those "good christians" that are fucking Anglican and Catholic!