I think your nose is bleeding

I probably play too many games.

[erezkaan]

[elenamorelli]

[swarnpert]

[destroymylife]

[freakishly-insanecupcakez]

[davidrollyn]

[tresbongout]

[michaelbrunt-blog]

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

A Straight: I didn’t know you were gay.

Me: I didn’t know you were straight.

A Straight:

Me:

[lotterywinnersonacid-deactivate]

Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried

[mousegard]

you: big brother

me, an intellectual: enormous sibling

[love-personal]

[rapidconversation]

Cape Split | October 2017 

[celebrityho]

[specialopz]

[jamesizidor]

[qveenbpd]

I hate how addicted I get to anything that makes me feel anything

[pleasedonotfindme]

Or things that make you feel numb..

[exceptionals]

me after doing some impulsive shit that i know im gonna regret later: its called being spontaneous