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Janet from The Good Place is one of the best character on any tv show ever
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twilight but bella is accidentally super stoned every time edward does something weird and supernatural so she never actually notices or figures it out by herself, but she points it out every time and scares the hell out of him
the cullens have had several code reds, all because edwardâs new lab partner keeps brushing up against him unintentionally and going âwoah, dude. youâre like, super coldâ
eventually, after months of them hanging out and her repeatedly missing key things he gradually makes more and more obvious
he is literally sitting underneath the sun and sparkling, and she just squints at him, gives him a silly thumbs up, and then a high five shortly after
he just gives up and tells her
edward being so fed up with keeping the secret from bella so theyâre lounging in the sun, with edward just waiting for it to click, for her to realise that heâs not human.
bella spends so long looking at him with edward completely frozen in place, waiting to see what her reaction will be. heâs prepared for fear in her eyes, for her to scream, to distance herself from him or possibly run away. what he is not prepared for is her lazily trailing her finger down the length of his forearm and breathing out a single word. âpretty.â
she then falls back on the grass with her eyes closed enjoying the sun but edward is so outraged that he springs to his feet, not even bothering to move at a human pace and throws her words back in her face as if they were an affront. âpretty?? bella, this is the skin of a killer.â
bella just snorts, barely opening her eyes to look at him âokay, edgelord,â thereâs a lazy smile on her face but she doesnât even bother to sit up before she continues, âedward, seriously, thatâs the skin of every teenage girl in the 90s and i admire your bravery in attempting to bring back body glitter but donât oversell it.â
twilight but bella is accidentally super stoned every time edward does something weird and supernatural so she never actually notices or figures it out by herself, but she points it out every time and scares the hell out of him
the cullens have had several code reds, all because edwardâs new lab partner keeps brushing up against him unintentionally and going âwoah, dude. youâre like, super coldâ
eventually, after months of them hanging out and her repeatedly missing key things he gradually makes more and more obvious
he is literally sitting underneath the sun and sparkling, and she just squints at him, gives him a silly thumbs up, and then a high five shortly after
he just gives up and tells her
edward being so fed up with keeping the secret from bella so theyâre lounging in the sun, with edward just waiting for it to click, for her to realise that heâs not human.
bella spends so long looking at him with edward completely frozen in place, waiting to see what her reaction will be. heâs prepared for fear in her eyes, for her to scream, to distance herself from him or possibly run away. what he is not prepared for is her lazily trailing her finger down the length of his forearm and breathing out a single word. âpretty.â
she then falls back on the grass with her eyes closed enjoying the sun but edward is so outraged that he springs to his feet, not even bothering to move at a human pace and throws her words back in her face as if they were an affront. âpretty?? bella, this is the skin of a killer.â
bella just snorts, barely opening her eyes to look at him âokay, edgelord,â thereâs a lazy smile on her face but she doesnât even bother to sit up before she continues, âedward, seriously, thatâs the skin of every teenage girl in the 90s and i admire your bravery in attempting to bring back body glitter but donât oversell it.â
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Janet from The Good Place is one of the best character on any tv show ever
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Thatâs like believing that you rescued someone because you set them free after kidnapping them, or believing that you saved someoneâs life because you pointed a gun at them but didnât pull the trigger.
Who escaped slavery and told their stories to get those white dudes to give enough of a shit to end slavery?
Who spent years picketing, pressuring politicians, rallying, and soap-boxing for their rights even if their husbands would abuse them for it when they got home?
What Pete here doesnât want to admit (or is too stupid to understand) is that without the struggles of black people and women guys like himself wouldnât have done any of the things heâs demanding a âthank youâ for.
What itâs like to be slut-shamed when buying birth control
Even when pharmacists do let people access contraception, whether emergency contraception or condoms or prescription birth control pills, the process isnât always free of judgment. In a series of recent online discussions, people across the country have begun to share stories of the stigma theyâve experienced. As many have pointed out, this can be especially damaging to teens.
DO YOU SEE THIS? PHARMACY EMPLOYEES IN THE U.S. ARE NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO DO THIS. THAT GOES FOR THE PEOPLE AT THE FRONT AS WELL AS PEOPLE IN WHITE COATS BEHIND THE CAGE.
If an employee in a pharmacy makes a snide comment - Front store workers, pharmacists, or Pharmacy Techs give you shit? Gently (Or not so gently) remind them that the waiver they signed upon being hired legally binds them from commenting on your purchase, as it is a violation of privacy laws. Doing so is grounds for INSTANT termination and hefty fines.
Pharmacy workers (white coats) are legally obligated to ASK if you need an explanation of how medication works and any side effects, any medication conflicts etc. If you decline, THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED AT ALL TO MAKE SNIDE REMARKS OR FARTHER COMMENT ON YOUR PURCHASE. FRONT STORE EMPLOYEES CAN NOT AT ALL COMMENT IN ANY WAY, IN ANY STORE WITH A PHARMACY IN IT.
Know your rights. If this shit happens? Call them the fuck out and ask to speak to a manager. Get worked up. Cause a scene. Threaten a Lawsuit. If you see this happening to someone else, and they seem to be struggling, speak up for them.Â
As a Pharmacy worker, you bet your ass Iâll protect you and your privacy. ITâS MY JOB.
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The exact words you want to use to put the fear of God into a pharmacist whoâs judging you openly and loudly are âHIPPA violationâ because at that point they are sharing identifiable personal health information with the general public and the punishments for that start at a firing and massive fine and go up to permanent loss of license right quick
I live in the UK and had to get Plan B. The lady was stiff but incredibly helpful. She took me to the consultancy room and ran through a list of questions, asking if the sex was consensual and if i felt safe to leave the room ( since the guy came with me and was waiting in the lobby). Overall she was super un-judgey and just wanted to be sure i was safe. America is weird
hot take: âchivalryâ is fine as long as itâs adapted to 21st century values. if you are a male, you SHOULD be aware that your female friends face certain issues that you as a male dont. acting on that awareness in a way that keeps your female friends safe, isnât a bad thing.
like⌠opening doors isnât rly chivalrous when itâs just a thing you ought to do for everyone. but real 21st century chivalry might be, like, standing between your female friend and the guy thatâs trying to get her drunk, or offering to walk her home when itâs late.
if the âchivalryâ inconveniences everyone involved and youâre just doing it for your over-inflated male ego â ie, âno youâre the girl here, you HAVE to let me hold this door for you and do all these things for you even when you can do it yourself and im just slowing you downâ â then itâs just outdated misogyny.
Chivalry was literally designed to make nobles aware of their power and influence so they donât unintentionally harm people when trying to do their job of leading and protecting people. Modern chivalry should carry on that sentiment of men and white people becoming aware of their own power of privilege and influence to help and protect the lives of their peers.
*Not to inflate their egos, but because itâs the good thing to do and makes the world a better place to be.
Chivalry, at its core, involves being helpful to people who donât have your advantages.Â
It involved generosity and protecting those weaker than oneself: including opening doors when doors were made of badly fit heavy wood and often got stuck,and women, especially undernourished exhausted-from-childcare women, had a harder time opening them. It involved not lying, and following through on your promises. (A guy who is consistently late with the accounting reports, which delays the whole team, is not dedicated to chivalry, no matter how polite he is on a date.)Â
Chivalry is a code of ethics that involves dedicating oneâs strength and skills in service to others; itâs not based on gender roles.Â
Chivalry is a code of ethics that involves dedicating oneâs strength and skills in service to others; itâs not based on gender roles.
As Susan B. Anthonyâs name trends on Twitter â and as people blanket her Rochester, New York, grave in âI Votedâ stickers â itâs worth remembering that Anthonyâs legacy is a paragon of white feminism. Anthonyâs pursuit of womenâs rights came with a hefty dose of racism. On its website, the National Womenâs History Museum is careful to emphasize that Anthonyâs problem wasnât with black men voting, per se.
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the moral of frankenstein is if youre going to build a monster out of dead body parts dont make him like 8 feet tall and super strong
or just love your super strong 8 feet tall son
Like, donât abandon him because you are scared of him. Like you met him a second ago. He just wants a family
The moral of the story is that you need to be prepared for the realities of parenthood before you commit. Sometimes you get what you expected, sometimes you get an eight foot tall super strong patchwork zombie child, sometimes you get neither of those things. No take-backs.
One of the funniest things about this is that the creation is supposed to be âhideousâ, but heâs described as looking like some kind of huge goth prince and⌠really doesnât sound so bad.
Thatâs not whatâs meant by âhideousâ in the text. The creation is not âhideousâ as in âaesthetically uglyâ, itâs âhideousâ as in ghastly, terrifying, shocking, unnatural, wrong, uncanny. Aesthetically the creature is described as âbeautifulâ, the way Victor painstakingly designed him. Thatâs why heâs described as sounding like a tall goth prince, and if you interpreted âhideousâ to mean âugly lookingâ, I can see why it would be confusing.Â
Moral of Frankenstein: love your giant goth son
real moral: if you donât love your children youâre the real abomination
Everyone is offended by words.
Everyone would refuse to hang out with people who talk shit about them.
People with power even feel entitled to punishing those who offend them, and this is considered completely normal. For example, parents hit their children for âbacktalkâ. Employees who disrespect their bosses would most likely be fired.
Many people would hit someone for insulting them. Thatâs how a lot of fights start.
Very few people would actually tolerate someone disrespecting them.
But when marginalized people want the same respect that everyone else already takes for granted, suddenly itâs considered âpolitical correctnessâ. Marginalized people are expected to have impenetrable skin.
And on top of that, when marginalized people talk about their experiences, theyâre expected to walk in eggshells to prevent offending their oppressors.
A reminder that itâs illegal in the USA to collect or sell the feathers of wild birds (and their eggs, bodies, and nests) even if you find them lying on the ground, unless you have a permit to do so. As in, actually illegal, not âoutdated law everyone has forgotten about and is no longer enforcedâ. Eagle parts are extra illegal.
How about bones?? Not like bird specifically just animal bones in general. Also why is it illegal?? There so many birds ergo so many feathers no ones gonna miss em
The specifics depend on your state, the situation, and whether the species is a game animal, but usually, itâs illegal unless you are licensed (ex for educational purposes).
There really arenât âso many birdsâ. The populations of many species are rapidly declining due to habitat loss and pollution. Iâve seen birds of prey autopsied and their insides are often coated in plastics. Pesticides and rodenticides wipe out truly horrifying numbers of larger birds - please only ever use mechanical traps for mice and rats, not poisons.
The Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918 was passed four years after the last passenger pigeon died. It discourages the personal and commercial collection of bird parts for very good reason.
Oh, Ship! Tag me in on this one, Iâm ready!
So, the history of Wildlife law in the United States goes way back, actually, to the history of wildlife law in Great Britain.
See, in Ye Olden Days, the King was in charge of deciding who was and wasnât legally allowed to hunt. This was a Big Deal, because many people needed to hunt to feed and clothe themselves and their families. If the King said âyou canât hunt anywhere near where you live because those are My Deer,â you were, well, fucked.
Eventually, this power of wildlife ownership was technically redelegated to parliment, but hunting often remained super inaccessible to anyone but the wealthy, privileged few.
So when people started coming here from there, it was a total free-for-all. You could hunt anywhere, anything! There were things to shoot in the US that had been extinct in the British aisles for centuries, even!
So not only were people hunting for food, clothing, to drive out unwanted animals (see: wolves), but also for the hell of it because they were allowed!
For a while though, hunting was still very much an âI need to eatâ business. Canât fault âem for eating, ya know?
But once Europeans became really established here, with cities and leisure time and fashion, things got way out of hand.
There were pretty much No laws dictating how many animals a person could take, or when and from where they could take them.
Whatâs more is, suddenly, it wasnât just for food, it was for MASS PRODUCTION! You know what women REALLY wanted? Hats With Feathers. Lots Of Feathers.
People were already killing Many Birds, but not Enough. âWe need to kill WAY MORE BIRDS and FASTER,â they said. So they made These Big Guns.
They were made for mounting on boats, and who gave a damn about ammo? ANYTHING that could presumably maim a duck was a go. They loaded them with pieces of tin, metal, shards of broken glass, ya know. The usual.
Then, at night, during Mating season, theyâd go out onto the water, shine a light so that all the ducks raised their heads to investigate, fire the gun, and instantly decapitate hundreds of ducks a shot. It was wild.
So this was happening
And the REASON this was happening was there was a demand for these ducks, feathers, mainly. Meat second.
The demand is whatâs imperative here. It didnât matter if you had the means to kill 100 or 1000 birds in a night. If you shot âem, someone would pay for âem.
You can see where this started going wrong, however. Eventually, there were like, uh, no birds left to shoot.
So now everyoneâs starting to say, âwell, what the hellâŚit seems that shooting All Of The Birds At Once has somehow wiped them out. Maybe we should do something about this.â
NOW, that was NOT a popular move. People were really loving the whole âI can kill anything any time I wantâ thing going on. They argued that limiting their take would violate their rights and freedoms (never mind the hypocrisy of claiming any rights to the wildlife of this land that had been taken from the indigenous peoples theyâd killed and driven out).
But responsible hunters knew that wildlife and hunting laws were imperative to the continued existence of wildlife.
This wasnât a new concept, mind you. Responsible Wildlife laws are even in the damn Old Testament:
âIf you come across a birdâs nest in any tree or on the ground, with young ones or eggs and the mother sitting on the young or on the eggs, you shall not take the mother with the young.â Deuteronomy 22:6
Makes sense, right? Eat the eggs but make sure the mother remains to lay more.Â
And more than a century before, John Quincey Adams is quoted in reference to the issue:
âI went with my gun down upon the marshes, but had no sport. Game laws are said to be directly opposed to the liberties of the subject; I am well persuaded that they may be carried to far, and that they really are in most parts of Europe. But it is equally certain that where there are none, there is never any game; so that the difference between the country where laws of this kind exist and âŚwhere they are unknown must be that in the former very few individuals will enjoy the privilege of hunting and eating venison, and in the latter this privilege will be enjoyed by nobody.â
ANYWAY. Point was, people were realizing that if things didnât change fast, thereâd be nothing left to hunt, to eat, or to use for Fancy Hats.
So we got the Lacey Act of 1900, the first federal wildlife law.
âI have always been a lover of birds, and I always been a hunter as well, for today there is no friend that the birds have like a sportsman-the man who enjoys legitimate sport. He protects them out of season; he kills them with moderation in season.â Â John Lacey.
It limited market-hunting and commercial wildlife trafficking. People with Super Duck Guns were especially unhappy about this. However, if ducks understood federal laws, they wouldâve been thrilled.
The problem was, there was still a HUGE demand for feathers, for meat, and absurdly, for specimen for peopleâs private collections. âI donât CARE if thatâs the last known living Auk. I want it.â
So they had it.
What we needed to do was to destroy the demand for bird products. And to destroy the demand, we had to stop products from being made. If no one is walking down the street wearing a Fancy Bird Hat, no one else is going to say âoh! I want one too,â and no one is going to pay a Fancy Hat Maker to pay a Big Duck Gun owner to shoot 1,000 birds.
So we got the Migratory Bird Treat of 1918, which made it almost totally across the board illegal to own Any bird parts (excluding legal game birds, but laws about when and how many you could hunt were forming to protect them).
 There is a misnomer that taking something off the legal market will increase demand because people love what they canât have. Thatâs proven untrue in this case. Very few people are actually willing to break Actual Federal Law in order to own a hat they canât wear in public. The issue was larger society and for the most part law-abiding citizens who wore this stuff while it was legal but moved on once it wasnât.
The reason it still exists is to keep the demand for bird parts non-existent, and itâs WHY you canât legally collect feathers even when they fall off a bird naturally.
Because hey, YOU may live in an area with a healthy golden eagle population. Or a Blue Jay population. Or Red headed woodpeckers. YOU find their feathers all the time! They just fall off, no harm done.
So you pick them up, make them into cool jewelry and art, and post them on your etsy and pinterest.
Theyâre super popular! People love them!
Now I want in on that business!
But there arenât many golden eagles, blue jays, or woodpeckers around me, so I donât find their feathers often. But you know whatâs way easier than looking for one, fallen feather? Shooting a bird and getting a lot at once.
And thus an innocent market has once again created an unsustainable demand that will threaten bird populations.
And thatâs why itâs just flat out against Federal US law to own, collect, or sell almost any wild bird parts!
And MAKE NO MISTAKE! This law is Very Enforced. Wildlife officers Do pay attention to people talking about collected bird parts, and they Will throw the book at you. The fines are wild. Donât risk it.
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This.
Itâs genuinely worrying to me how often white supremacist misogynist dudes have a weird Viking obsession. The Vikings did not agree with you. Stop dragging the Vikings into this.
Right-wingers: We should treat the Muslims like the Vikings did! Me: You mean travel thousands of miles to strike up profitable trade deals with them in their own countries and establish mutually beneficial business arrangements? Right-wingers: Wot?
Move to a predominantly Muslim country, convert to Islam, and become famous makers of cheese.
Apple: Literally design their phones to become an expensive toxic brick within a few years
Gas Companies: Actively work to prevent anything being done to develop, promote or in any way make green energy sources widely known of available or affordable to anyone because slowly murdering the planet makes them millions of dollars
Big Companies: Literally dump toxic crap where it will cause serious harm to the earth and the species on it
Governments: Clearly what we need to do to save the earth is make people pay money to use carrier bags so they can actually carry their shopping home
AND BAN DRINKING STRAWS
This, my friends, is called Individualization of Responsibility, aka holding the citizens accountable for the destruction caused by corporations :/
Just like some people are more concerned with being called a racist than the racist things they do and/or perpetuate.
First, they say that helping the poor should be voluntary.
Then, they âcrack downâ on poor people asking for voluntary donations.
They just hate poor people.
âThe people who live, work, and visit the city also have rights.â
UmmâŚ. what rights are panhandlers violating? Take your time, I can wait.
This is response to a woman who was murdered by two people pretending to be panhandlers. Actual panhandlers have seen their donations plummet from this, especially after Oprah tweeted about how she wonât give money to beggars anymore.
These people need more help now more than ever, not to be collectively punished by the actions of two.
âI donât care if youâre gay or brown or a woman, but Iâll gladly walk over your corpse to get my cut.â
i used to say i was financially conservative. then i found out it didnât mean pouring money into proven investments like education, infrastructure, job education, and preventative medicine.Â
You just thought they meant conserving money (sensible and reasonable, also what the words mean and what a decent person would assume), not conserving power structures, the status quo, and systemic oppression (evil in a bucket). Thereâs no shame in it.