Hexane Caulfield

I’ve got zirconium pants!

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[aoiraincoat]

Dorian and Lord Henry interacting after receiving the news of Sibyl's death

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[thundergrace]

I hate to gag over a moderate but every goddamn day this lady, much like Zohran, is proving that they (elected officials) really can actually just do things and it isn't that complicated, turns out

[timidrainycat]

Dreamt that they made a Gladstone Gander movie and modmad animated it

(I know they don't post about duckverse anymore but yeah, modmad if you see this, just wanted to say thank you for making beautiful duckverse content back in the day 💙)

[panic-at-the-dispo]

romeo and juliet but one of them is from allston and the other is from brookline

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[jigokukei]

⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺ SONG OF THE DAY 02! .⋆♱

It's already going around, round and round Going around, round and round With that supple razor blade I continue slashing without hesitation! I'm breathing, I'm breathing Why is it getting hard to breathe? Round and round, shedding blood Round and round, discharging a song...

[decladams]

lesbian heated rivalry wouldn’t be in hockey because there are already many out queer women in hockey due to the fact that hockey is viewed as a men’s sport. the whole reason hockey is captivating for mlm is because it is a toxically masculine sport and the idea of having out queer men in that sport is surprising (requiring them to stay closeted/have situationships/etc), whereas it is not nearly as surprising for queer women. therefore, lesbian heated rivalry would actually occur in a setting like ballet, gymnastics, or some other stereotypically feminine sport (that has toxic feminine standards) where queer women are not as visible. in this essay i will

[grimemutt-deactivated20260223]

looking to partake in some fag shit this summer

[the-queen-of-kaumidy]

Time to bag a fag this summer.

[hexanecaulfield]

numbers

When i was in kindergarten i used to have to write numbers from 1-100 every day as a practice and i remember not understanding the concept of numbers being infinite. I thought there were people who were dedicated to inventing new numbers and that numbers were infinite because these people kept inventing new ones. I also remember dreaming about becoming one of these people.

[ego94]

the main problem i have with driving in the morning is that every single human being in this godforsaken state is trying to get to boston and they don’t care who they have to kill to get there

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[massachusetts-official]

first state to legalize gay marriage (in 2004) 💐💐💐💐💐 MA you will ALWAYS be famous!

One of the many great things we have done.

I do feel we have stagnated a bit on the progressive policy in recent years. Gotta work on that.

[britain-offical]

I regret to inform you that, sadly, sometimes people are straight.

(including the girl I like but whatever)

[britain-offical]

I want to dress in a way that makes people feel the need to ask my pronouns, I'm not non-binary, I just like to be threatening.

[jeasuswithaknife]

idk what specifically im doing thats having this effect, but as a cis man, there have been many times where ive walked out of a mens bathroom and someone going in looked at me and felt the need to double check they were going into the right one. also people used to call me "the lady" to their kids when i worked in a shop. im not trans or non binary or anything, but i love when shitblike that happens, its so funny

[britain-offical]

a cis man?!?!? on Tumblr??? you are an endangered species my good sir

are you straight as well? that would be CRAZY