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sturniolc

jonah marais being the dad of the group for 2 minutes straight

{ creds to lightsupmarais on twitter }

blueeyedbesson

He’s just like...

*disappointed head shake* “these dumbasses couldn’t be stupider, but I’m oddly proud of them, for some strange reason.”

it's currently 10:29pm.

which means that in ten and a half hours I will start work at 9am.

which means in ten hours I will leave the house to go to work.

which means in nine and a half hours I will be getting ready for work.

which means in nine hours I will have to get out of bed.

I have at least one more hour to procrastinate sleeping before it becomes an issue.

it's christmas eve tomorrow.

I work in a food court in a busy shopping centre.

I hate my job.

srsfunny

avenuequed

HOLY SHIT SIGNAL BOOST

elle-pop

SIGNAL BOOST THIS

cupcakeforger-blog

REDDIT FOR GOOD!

drownmydisbelief-deactivated201

This is actually true and could make a difference

ask-jax-and-alex-deactivated201

Holy shit.

heyheyitsanothergay

let's get men and women peeing on sticks for AWARENESS

ollielephant

cumonthevoid

none pizza with left beef

the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

babymarkers

ive missed you

montparnah-deactivated

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

ineffable-raccoon

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

tonyswirl

3th time i’ve reblogged this

microdeers-moved-blog

3th

victoriaringsinyourears

tumblr people love this. reddit people love this. 4chan scum loves this. there is just something intrinsically hilarious about none pizza with left beef. bless

pixie-mage

I hope this never dies. I hope None Pizza with Left Beef will go down in Internet history alongside such legends as the Rickroll and He-Man’s rendition of “What’s Going On”.

banana-bread-bastard-deactivate

YES NONE PIZZA WITH THE LEFT BEEF

eryn-n-g

NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF

woodle-dee-doodle-deactivated20

NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF

koipondsoup3

None Pizza with Left Beef.

sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes

NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF

heyheyitsanothergay

NONE FUCKING PIZZA WITH LEFT FUCKING BEEF

pukicho

hey don’t forget to sleep early, I won’t but you will

heyheyitsanothergay

Hey Op? Make me

speaklavenderthoughts-deactivat

I’m declaring it now. 2020 is going to be the year where we all unironically, whole-heartedly throw ourselves into our passions.

You like Hazbin Hotel? That’s awesome! Make your Alastor theories and ship every couple under the sun. Make fan art, write fic, speculate for the rest of the season. Don’t let tumblr’s cancel culture make you lose your interest.

You’re still superwholock? That’s banging. So much of us are struggling with disconnecting and distancing ourself from the things we used to love, bc of an unfortunate combination of peer pressure and mental illness. The fact that you’re still creating and consuming content is amazing. Keep at it.

You like “cliche” or “overrated” musicals? Of course you do! Shows like Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Heathers, Be More Chill, Beetlejuice, and Anastasia are popular for a reason, and you clearly understand the craze. In 2020 may you continue to discover new musicals (I recommend Next to Normal and In the Heights, personally) but never lose your love for the musicals that made you love Broadway.

Cringe culture is dead. I’m killing it now. Life is too damn short to be ashamed of the things you like, or to let other people make you feel bad for liking it. The world needs more radiance and positivity.

In 2020, write the fic. Draw the art. Listen to kpop and Taylor Swift and dance around your room. Engage (kindly) with your favorite creators, spread love, and make fandom a fun experience again.

badjokesbyjeff

Judge: I order you to pay $10,000

Mario: why?

Judge: it’s a fine

Mario: [sadly] no itsa not

the-writer-is-always-write

In other news, reading the reviews for Cats has become my new favorite pastime:

sonicrainbooms

hey guys if it really turns out to be 47˚C tomorrow, that means that Australia would have broken the national hottest day ever record three times in the same week

sonicrainbooms

the tags seem to be shocked so. observe.

It’s 6:40pm and 43˚C. That is 109.4˚ Fahrenheit. This only in melbourne. (dont trust the predicted temps lmao). Wanna know what i did today?

I had to constantly monitor my dog, cat, and hens to make sure they were breathing ok and not overheating. I had to walk outside 4 times to refill some tubs of water I left outside for random animals (birds, other peoples pets, foxes, maybe some bats if it’s a hot night) on TOP of looking after my own animals. My grandpa passed out from heatstroke on Wednesday (2 days ago) (hes fine dw). At the time he did, it was 40˚C. The average country-wide temperature that day was 41.9˚C. And this is far, FAR from over.

Temperatures as high as 46˚C were calculated on the 18/12/19

Roads in South Australia were melting in 49.9˚C heat on the 20/12/19

And again, if it really is 47˚C in Sydney tomorrow, the hottest national temperature will be broken for the third day in a row.

This is a crisis and our pig of a prime minister who shoves coal up his dickhole isn’t treating it as one. He secretly fucked off to Hawaii and New York for a family holiday, while we’re sweating and burning, while our wildlife and precious flora are becoming extinct, while two firefighters were killed and three more injured, and while he’s trying to pass a religious discrimination bill. You probably haven’t heard about that bill though. Here is a summary. I am disgusted and ashamed, but above all, angry. That is on TOP of him stating that the VOLUNTEER FIREFIGHTERS “WANTED TO BE THERE” and donating 110K TO HIS OWN CHURCH when he was a player the decision that got the firefighting budget cut passed.

Fuck him.

Here is my linktree with links to donating to the NSW and QLD fire departments (the SA site is down right now so I can’t add it), a link to donate to help koalas being rescued from the fires, and a link to sign the petition against the Religious Discrimination Bill.

If you can’t donate spread the word. If our bumfuck of a PM won’t do his job, then I’ll do it my fucking self.

prismatic-bell

Desert-dweller here to offer what help I can.

Aussies:

—wear natural fibers like cotton. Synthetics do not breathe and will not wick away sweat.

—hop in a cool shower with your clothes on. Towel dry so you’re not dripping, but make no effort to actually get DRY. Let evaporation cool you.

—make sure you’re eating salt with your water, or drinking a cup of juice for every cup of water. Even a little soda pop isn’t a bad idea. The idea here is to keep your electrolytes balanced. Hydration won’t help you if your salt intake is fucked.

—if you have long hair, wet it, bun it, and stick a couple ice cubes in it.

—plan mealtimes so your big meals are after sunset, in the coolest part of the day.

—if you have standing fans, fill tubs or buckets with ice water and put them in front of the fans. Tilt the fans to roughly a 25-30 degree angle so they’re pointing gently in the direction of your ceiling. Replace ice as needed. In Arizona we call this a swamp cooler and it can lower the temperature of a room by 8-10 degrees Fahrenheit (p sure that’s 4-6 degrees Celsius).

Good luck, guys. I wish I could do more.

ruffboi-mags

Also note that if any of y'all aussies live in a very humid place, the swamp cooler (or any other plan that relies too heavily on evaporation) will not work so keep that in mind.

I lived for a while in a house that regularly got over 100F during the day because the AC didn’t work, my trick to surviving, aside from lots of water/gatorade/soda was to get a bandanna, roll it up with some ice cubes in it, and then tie it around my head so the ice cubes were at the base of my neck and the little knot was on top. Yes, water will drip down your shirt and make it all damp. This is ideal, even if it’s humid if a little bit of breeze hits it it’s a lot cooler than if you’re dry, and if it’s not too humid the evaporation helps too. Plus the ice melts and the meltwater is cold (at least initially) and the base of my skull right there has been the best place I’ve found for putting cold things that help cool me down.

Be safe guys, I really really hope you get through this and manage to boot the pig :(

chewbacca

Tangled (2010), dir. Nathan Greno & Byron Howard

heyheyitsanothergay

No one can convince me that this isn't the most romantic scene in Disney history

van-dyne

You guys are family, tell us your roles in your family

jynandjuuice-deactivated2024071

I love them.

in conclusion, life hurts

impalasquiptyseven

Caterpillars or butterflies?

I love both! I love how beautiful butterflies are, and the feeling when they land in me. I also love how furry caterpillars are, and how they wriggle...

I'm going with caterpillars