im going insane thinking about this newborn alpaca fucking look at it
Newborn Alpacas be like:
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im going insane thinking about this newborn alpaca fucking look at it
Newborn Alpacas be like:
Jesus was relaxing in Heaven when he noticed a familiar looking old man
Wondering if the old man was His father Joseph, Jesus asked him, āDid you, by any chance, ever have a son?ā
āYes,ā said the old man, ābut he wasnāt my biological son. He was born by a miracle, by the intervention of a magical being from the heavens.ā
āVery interesting,ā said Jesus. āDid this boy ever have to fight temptation?ā
āOh, yes, many times,ā answered the old man. āBut he eventually won. Unfortunately, he heroically died at one point, but he came back to life shortly afterwards.ā
Jesus couldnāt believe it. Could this actually be His father?
āOne last question,ā He said. āWere you a carpenter?ā
āWhy yes,ā replied the old man. āYes I was.ā
Jesus rubbed His eyes and said, āDad?ā
The old man rubbed his eyes and said, āPinocchio?ā
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dude remember when USA tumblr used to go absolutely apeshit on the 4th of july and when people said "but america is terrible" we said "we know but let us just have this one day" but like ever since trump got elected it's just been so bleak and chaotic that we can't even pretend to be Ultra Patriotic For The Memes anymore. we're just tired and angry.
POKEMON ASTROLOGY SIGNS.
Vulpix - You are very energetic, courageous and quick witted! You love attention. However, you might find yourself being impulsive and impatient, and possibly be a little bit selfish.
Growlithe - You are patient, reliable, loyal and very detirmined to achieve your goals. Be careful of becoming possessive, self-indulgent or greedy, though.Ā
Eevee - Youāre very adaptive of any environment you happen to find yourself in. Youāre also very intellectual and witty. However, a cunning person like you might find themselves being nervous, tense and afraid of imperfection.
Mew - Youāre a sympathetic person, so you may find that other peopleās joys and sorrows become your own. Youāre also cautious, and can be very protective of those close to you. You may have a habit of being overemotional or moody, and you probably find it hard to let go of things you love.
Wigglytuff - Youāre probably the most generous and warmhearted person you know. Your enthusiasm causes people to like being around you. Youāre faithful, and very loving. However, you might find yourself becoming bossy and patronizing without noticing.
Dragonair - You are a pretty modest person, right? And shy, as well. Youāre a very good listener, and very diligent, too! Youāre incredibly intelligent and analytical. On the downside, you might find yourself worrying about many things, including not being perfect. You also may come across as harsh sometimes, intentional or not.
Persian - You have a lot of charm. Youāre a very easy going person, and youāre very sociable. You might even be called a flirt! Youāre also quite changeable, or easily influenced, so be careful who you hang out with. Try your best to make your own decisions.
Pikachu - When you know what you want, youāre detirmined to get it and can be very forceful about it. Youāre very passionate about many things. People are drawn to you because of your exciting, electric personality. You may have a habit of becoming jealous or resentful, though, and you can also be very secretive.
Clefairy - You are definitely an optimist. You enjoy the feeling of being free, and donāt let heavy emotions weigh you down. Youāre a very honest and straightforward person. Sometimes, though, your optimism blinds you from the truth, and causes you to be careless and irresponsible.
Haunter - Youāre a very practical person, and also very disciplined. People may look up to you for that. Youāre also very humorous- on purpose or simply by accident! However, you may tend to be very pessimistic and judgemental. Lighten up!Ā
Bulbasaur - You are very friendly, honest and loyal. Youāre very good at using your imagination, and have many original thoughts. Youāre also very good at being independent- you probably prefer to be alone in a lot of your free time. Youāre not very emotional, though, and you tend to be unpredictable. Donāt be afraid to show your emotions.
Lapras - Youāre very sensitive to the world around you. You try your best to be kind to others, and help out as much as you possibly can. You rarely worry about your own needs- youāre happy as long as the ones you care about are. However, youāre very idealistic, and feel let down when things donāt go as planned. You may also be easily led.
I swear I saw someone talk about Stephen as the goose from the Untitled Goose Game. I canāt find their post but I just had to-
My dumb cat is cute as hell
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I DONāT THINK CUTE EVEN COVERS IT THAT IS FLIPPING ADORABLE
His name is Pistachio, and he curls up next to my head every night and purrs as he falls asleep. He was a stray, and he definitely appreciates a forever home.
Inktober day 3
Hey guys! So honestly I have no idea if Iām gonna be able to post todayās piece... Iām currently travelling all day in a car to Alabama and the service is pretty spotty.
If I can post it then it will be later this afternoon, otherwise expect a double post tomorrow! Thatās all!
Happy Friday everyone!!
#TSinktober day 3!!
So I decided to stick strictly to Thomas Sandersā version!
Today I decided to draw my creepy rendition of the girl with a pearl earring by Johannes Vermeer. I left the drawing kinda messy because it adds more āmoodā... idk honestly.
Happy Thursday my dudes!!
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Please reblog this for my cat
We just got back from the vet. Itās kind of bad news.
We thought the biggest thing would beĀ āoh heās too fat, weāll need to put him on a diet!ā While he is one fat little jerk, all 15lbs of him, thatās not the primary concern.
Peetie has an autoimmune disease that is causing his body to reject his back teeth. His gums are like, the same color as my avatar, bright red. He needs surgery. All his molars (13 in total) need to be removed. Heās in terrible pain, so says the vet, although it doesnāt affect his eating.Ā
The surgery will cost around $1,200
Since the surgery is around my birthday, Iāll have to give up some things I had planned to celebrate. Itās no big deal. I love this little shit with all my heart. Iād do anything for him.
Please only donate if you can, otherwise reblog. Thank you.
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Nobodyās donated yet. I neglected to mention that we donāt need the money until October 22nd. No rush, but please, if you can, please do. Otherwise, reblog.
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Wait- how is this diet
one sip and you decide not to drink the rest