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Janaina Medeiros
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trying on a metaphor
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Claire Keane

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blake kathryn
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Sade Olutola

if i look back, i am lost
Keni
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cherry valley forever
we're not kids anymore.
will byers stan first human second
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Hozier had time today huh
Just another day at Greenwood Modelling Agency (x)
the thing all sherlock holmes adaptations get wrong is making the guy an irredeemable asshole who treats everyone like shit . not only is it not reflective of the original stories they miss that “nice, smart, well mannered dude who snorts coke when he needs to think” is possibly the funniest character ever devised
I feel like the modern equivalent is that guy you think is super well put together until you find out exactly how much red bull he ingests on a regular basis.
Modern Sherlock is that very nice English Professor-seeming guy who you bring a problem and while walking from the door of his office to his desk he starts explaining the entire solution you need
And upon reaching his desk he’s like “Excuse me one moment.” and pulls out one of those huge Monster canisters they legally aren’t allowed to make anymore, cracks the whole thing, chugs it, takes a deep breath, and then nods at you and is like “Alright, and then what you need to do is…”
Imagine how much better the dynamic of bbc sherlock could have been if they did this.
Hell: are consorting with an Angel?
Crowley: yes? Are all you slackers not out there seducing any Angels? You got no game, is that it Hastur? You hating on me because you can’t get any Angel to feel an ounce of Temptation? Tell me, how’s it feel to be so unsexy you try and make one of my greatest demonic acts look traitorous?
Heaven: are you consorting with a Demon?
Aziraphale, combing his hair: I’m sorry, are you not filled with enough of Her love to open your heart to those who need it most? Now pass me that lip gloss
Crowley on his way to Alpha Centauri
#precious
French Bulldog argues bedtime
I AM TOO FILTHY TO WATCH SOMETHING AS PURE AS THIS
@ghostsgf
HE WENT RIGHT TO SLEEP IM UGLY CRYING
like literally when catherine earnshaw said “i wish i were a girl again, half-savage and hardy and free, and laughing at injuries, not maddening under them; why am i so changed? why does my blood rush into a hell of tumult at a few words? im sure i should be myself were i once among the heather on those hills.”
Tolkien: it’s absolutely vital to your understanding of the story that I tell you the complete linguistic history of all dialects of this language as well as every possible geographic and genaeological detail so that you can produce meticulous and accurate maps and family trees just from the text
Readers: what does the main character of the book look like. What do any of the characters look like. What’s the visible difference between Elves and Men. What power, specifically, would the ring grant Sauron and what exactly does he plan to do with said power should he retrieve it?
Tolkien: idk man use context clues lmao
Angels in the Bible: “Hey do you - stop screaming I’m sent by God - do you need help getting out of this situation?”
Christian
Forgets your birthday
Leads you on
Is emotionally unavailable
Steals other people’s thesis topics
Pelle
Gives you a handmade gift
Says what he means
Empathizes with you (maybe too much)
Too busy doodling to do anything in school, probably
Both are a bad decision, but I know which bad decision I’d rather make.
Pelle is perfectly good decision and it's a hill I'll die on
no male’s review of midsommar will ever be valid and that’s the tea
the cold opening in Midsommar had absolutely NO business being as devastating and horrifying as it was...and it just goes OFF from there. literal brilliance.
also literally every bad audience review is like “all the characters are so awful and disgusting” and “some of the weirdest scenes made me laugh” like....that was the point. that was literally the point.
Midsommar (2019)
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Ok I’m going to see it NOW it’s about my (second) home it was just midsommar here and I MUST SEE IT
Alright. My further thoughts on Midsommar.
Midsommar follows closely upon the heels of Hereditary in a thematic sense. Once again, Aster explores gender, grief, and mental illness. Much like Hereditary, framing and angles are heavily relied upon to create a sense of dissonance and to show the very realistic ways in which mental illness attacks the very foundations of our closest relationships. Lighting and music build into a perfect crescendo of horror in the final moments.
However, in many ways Midsommar far outdoes Hereditary. Aster shows his continued mastery of Chekov’s gun; the alert viewer will note that he tells us every plot point well before it happens - sometimes by a full hour or more. The horror comes in realising when, where, and against whose head Chekov’s gun will go off - and our helplessness as we watch the characters come to that realisation themselves.
Midsommar is also riddled with easter eggs that have no obvious bearing on the plot, but which enhance the overall tone and mood of the film. Some have to do with Swedish culture, others with Nordic mythology, still others with interpretations of that mythology. In one early scene, the centre of the frame is quietly occupied by a book sitting buried in a mess of papers on the coffee table as the action happens around it. The book is entitled something along the lines of “Nazi Secrets of the Futhark.” No, Nazis do not appear in the film, but those familiar with the Nazis’ occult usage of runes will have some idea of where this is all headed.
In fact, Futhark is everywhere in this film. Those passingly familiar with the runes will easily spot them. I only wish I was more closely familiar with them so that I could know exactly what each signified, as I have no doubt they were chosen with care. When the film is widely released on streaming, I intend to go through it with a fine tooth comb and a Futhark dictionary.
And how much can I possibly praise Florence Pugh? Her acting throughout is impeccable. I have rarely seen anyone so accurately portray what it’s like to experience PTSD and the disassociation and panic attacks that come from it. Her grief is overwhelming, as is the obvious burden of emotional labour which she is forced to uphold in her failing relationship. She more than proves herself as a dramatic talent, and Aster has proved himself yet again as more than capable of sensitively writing and directing a woman’s perspective.
I will add some major caveats: this film is perhaps not for you if you have issues with gore. The moments are brief, but emotionally extreme and unforgiving (think Pascal Laugier’s 2008 film Martyrs). This film also deals closely with suicide, particularly in the first fifteen minutes. As I said above, Pugh convincingly portrays what it feels like to heavily dissociate and have panic attacks due to PTSD, which may be triggering to those (such as myself) who have dealt with those problems. Finally, there is a sex scene which could very arguably be read as a rape.
I cannot recommend this film more. It has immediately jumped to my top 10 in the best horror films of all time, and it only improves - if possible - on the most impressive aspects of Hereditary. Aster yet again reminds us of the fundamental truth of the horror genre: horror is not about being afraid. Horror is about being horrified.