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Made of Doom and Glass. Bi, she/her/them, LGBTQ+ friendly, feminist, aspiring writer, horror fan and a cat lady.

[inthemoodforblastt]

The most ordinary human, the one who seems weak, mediocre, with nothing remarkable about him, is the one Starlight refused to build a fake romantic narrative around, the one Butcher is capable of setting aside his obsession for, the one Victoria Neuman believed in and the one A-Train ultimately gave his life for. Hughie Campbell has everything Homelander has always wanted: the respect and genuine affection of others. Without being a supe, a god, or anything extraordinary. And he can’t stand it, because everything he’s tried to gain through force and fear, Hughie simply has through his humanity. Everything Homelander despises is precisely what allows Hughie to have what he most wants. And he cannot understand how all those people he believes should worship a god would instead choose a simple mortal.

[anotherneverland]

Pf bro ojalá los escritores de the boys fueron los tumbleros

[squidcrimes]

"don't go grocery shopping when hungry" doesn't work for me because Not Hungry Me cannot conceive of a universe in which food is needed so she buys like a cup of pomegranate seeds and some fancy cheese and thinks that'll get us through the week.

[twofingerswhiskey]

FUN FACT the scientist who said that made it the fuck up! he's also the same dude who said that if kids made eye contact with the character on food boxes they wanted it more. so now all the cereal mascots/kids mascots look downwards to a child height. but THEY MADE IT UP and it's allllllll bullshit and bad science to the point cornell deleted the fuckin cereal eyes study from the face of the earth and modern research is saying you SHOULD shop when ur hungry because it makes you put more value on food that would give you more nutrition and actually sharpens your ability to feed yourself well

[squidcrimes]

So I think the cereal box guy was Brian Wansink and honestly that tracks. If Wansink thinks we should be grocery shopping when full then we should definitely be doing it when hungry. Bruh is an absolute joke.

[twofingerswhiskey]

THAT'S THE BASTARD

[twofingerswhiskey]

IT'S HIM

imagine being so bad at science that your university forces you to stop

things he also came up with that are BULLSHIT:

eating around fat people makes you eat more junk food??? (wtf?)

portion sizes affecting how hungry you feel

"if you are served second portions you are more likely to take seconds"

the entire concept of mini and fun-sized portion sizes (based in fatphobia btw!)

the idea of boredom eating and stress eating being bad for you and not normal

the idea of eating in front of a screen being terrible for your digestion

that julia child's cooking was trying to make you fat (based on 18 of 4500 recipes...)

the idea of western food being unhealthy

the cereal eyes thing

the shopping while hungry thing

and much much more!

also he committed kickstarter fraud in 2018 and is a massive fatphobe who thinks fat people recruit others to become fat by just existing. fuck him lmao

[genderkoolaid]

Sliced And Diced: The Inside Story Of How An Ivy League Food Scientist Turned Shoddy Data Into Viral Studies

Brian Wansink won fame, funding, and influence for his science-backed advice on healthy eating. Now, emails show how the Cornell professor a

Food Scientist Brian Wansink Gets Another Retraction

Cornell University food behavior scientist Brian Wansink has retracted another paper — his fourth this year. “There is no empirical support

“This Seems Like A Quite Remarkable Coincidence.” Why Did So Many Of This Food Researcher’s Surveys Have Exactly 770 Responses?

Cornell University scientist Brian Wansink is facing yet another formal correction — his eighth this year, along with three full retractions

Emails Show How An Ivy League Prof Tried To Do Damage Control For His Bogus Food Science

Brian Wansink of Cornell University publishes headline-friendly studies about food psychology and oversees a $22 million federally funded pr

Here's a few articles by Stephanie M. Lee about Wansink's multiple p-hacking scandals. Initially I just found these looking for more information but now I'm also extremely amused by how much she was on this guy's ass for his shitty science.

[anotherneverland]

Bits of Rick and Morty lore I choose to ignore cuz I just dont like 'em™

Morty being the only one alive from the Prime Earth. I think it really diminishes the impact of Rick coming "to [Prime's] garage", and while it is an interesting bit for Morty's arc, I don't think that it fits that well now, specifically cuz seeing Prime's echoes in Beth and Summer would be much interesting

Rick having canonically blue hair? I thought it was just gray hair? I dunno, seeing redhead Rick would be insanely funny to me (and explain Summer, who really is "granddad's girl")

Beth's alcoholism not being addressed nearly often enough

Evil Morty's disdain for other Morties deserves MUCH more screentime. Like it would be great to see him trying to advocate for them, then slowly giving up and understaing that HE IS the one different here

BP just kinda coming back for Mr Poopybutthole? I really wouldnt mind him, just, gone from the series, as he should be gone from Rick and Morty's lives

The whole IceT episode

Speaking of which, an only Morty episode would be INCREDIBLE if it would focus on him just kinda going to school? Trying to live without Rick? And failing cuz he IS dependant and just doesnt know how to function separately from him

The whole season 5 and its weird incest implications are just, GONE from my mind

[rickinboots]

alright i know literally my last post was complaining a bit about evil morty being included in the latest episode BUT i want to clarify (not that anyone has tried to say i implied otherwise but still i want to clarify) just because i don't like HOW evil morty was included in the episode, i still think they handled him and his story perfectly as like. a separate entity

like putting aside how it felt like he was shoved in the ep just to Have Him There, the reveal of his backstory? exactly what i've always hoped it would be

there's no big secret. no "oooo his original rick is this super important guy!!!" or "ohhh he's actually OUR morty from the FUTURE" or anything else like that.

he's just a morty that got sick of rick, like evil morty himself said.

and i think my favorite part of his backstory is the fact that there wasn't some big event that caused him to snap. rick didn't kill his family or leave him for dead or anything. he just...yelled at him. snapped at morty like how c137 rick used to (and still does but he's been working on his behavior) snap at his morty. told him to grow a pair and actually commit to quiting instead of bitching about it

all the same things we've heard c137 say to our morty

and that was it. morty was done.

and i think that makes him so much more of a fascinating antagonist because it really makes you wonder what will be OUR mortys final straw? even with ricks improving behavior he still has his setbacks and regressions and maybe one day morty is just going to decide he's sick of our rick too

[anotherneverland]

I kinda wish they did a normal R&M ep, and this was the final plot twist, and we could follow Morty slowly being disillusioned with Rick, then fed up with him, then having this cold determination and rage strong enough to do all the things he did. I think that would actually be incredible

And then, when his storyline crosses with C137 Rick, it would have just the punch it needed

[anotherneverland]

Thinking about how Rick Prime erased Diane from every dimension, but not Beth, because, while erasing both would be incredibly cruel (as Rick loves Beth, even if in his own twisted way), leaving her alive is a much crueler punishment, because now she is here, she can feel the pain of abandonement, she continues Rick's bloodline, he can look at her and Summer and see Diane's eyes and hear her voice, and see the suffering he brings to her by simply existing near her

Now, when he abandones her, it is not because she is dead, but because he chose so

[myclericalromance]

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

[anotherneverland]

Things i think about in Manacled because i am brain rot abt it

¡Spoilers for the entirety of Manacled ahead¡

The orphans of Caithness were most certanely executed, probably by Draco who saved them in the first place. 

Draco finding Mad-eyed Moody and Moody knowing that Draco won´t let him go. 

Draco and/or Severus probably was the one to destroy the notes that implicated Hermione in the shady stuff the Order did, so that she wouldnt be trialed for her war crimes.

Fleur and Gabrielle being experimented on because they are veeilas. 

Fleur dying knowing that her mistake led to the death of all the hidden order members.

Draco coming back to the shack and finding Hermione gone.

Neville´s parents probably being executed once St Mungo was taken. Bellatrix would make it public in order to lure Neville out.

[papercrane]

And “Jinx is perfect” is after jinx committed no less than 10 on-screen homicides all against his explicit wishes and he had to clean things up with the cops. Anyone who says Silco’s a bad dad is insane. He’s a fantastic dad, he’s just evil.

He’ll give her a nice workshop to follow her hobbies and defend her to others and give her gentle pep talks and space to think when she’s overcoming trauma. It’s just that the hobbies are mad science and the defending is defending her for killing 6 cops with said mad science. And the pep talks will never include telling her to stop entirely, per se, with the cop-killing.

[anotherneverland]

Can we please remember why he supports her homicidal tendencies? Why he gave her that workshop? Why he sweet talked her?

Because he needed it to gain her trust and make her depend on him. Because he needed someone as careless and willing to risk as Jinx is. Because he needed her weapons. Because he himself doesnt have any problem killing people, even children.

Silco is not a good father. He is an enabler who, while loving Jinx, created her and nourished her destructive tendencies.

[stimman3000]

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[deathdaydreamm]

[vickytokio]

This is the most encouraging thing I’ve ever seen

[idblt4p2]

I had to complete it

[anotherneverland]

"Be not like me. I am alone. "

- House of Leaves.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[dickplinko]

1 is an even number

[link-the-feral-anon]

I’m gonna smack you

[insert-gay-pun-queer]

-30 and -50 have an e in them

[kurlyfryz]

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

[anachronistic-cat]

Zero isn’t a number

[kurlyfryz]

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

[toaster-120]

It can??? 0/2=0??

[kurlyfryz]

[baconaxolotl101]

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

[batsdotjpg]

OD numbers huh?

[the-kleptomancer]

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

[batsdotjpg]

YOU FORGOT 5

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

[batsdotjpg]

What about it?????

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

[batsdotjpg]

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

[frogseyy]

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

[biggest-goldiest-fish]

IM FUCKIN SOBBING HAVAGAFDHFDHHBJJ

[dannydanoninoo]

I’m honestly so confused right now

[sophfandoms53]

[youmaycallmeyourhighness]

This is the height of our stupidity, It has to be or future generations cannot exist

[bakugou-klancey-lance]

ZERO IS BOTH ODD AND EVEN 

[stardoesthings-deactivated20191]

Technically zero isn’t even a number

[claytonical]

what even is zero then

[stardoesthings-deactivated20191]

It’s similar to black and white. They aren’t official colors and neither is 0.

Black is a “shade” and white is a “tint”

[bakugou-klancey-lance]

Numbers aren’t real

[ufohshit]

Is anything really

[cornposting]

this post really makes me feel better about my math skills, thanks, tumblr

[just-shower-responses]

how did this manage to get worse

[the-players-arcade]

You know that can be said about a lot of things.

[lily-orchard]

I LAUGHED SO HARD IT FUCKING HURTS!

[unseelieprincess]

People saying the firemen from Halloween Kills were stupid for thinking a firehose would do anything don’t….

Know much about firehoses.

Firehoses are so effective at blasting people off their feet, knocking people to their knees, and stunning people + causing injury, they’ve been historically used by the state to disrupt protests, scatter activists, and torment people while technically maintaining an “oh, but it isn’t F A T A L” excuse.

That Firefighter wasn’t stupid, Michael is just massive, likely weighs close to 300 lbs (it takes around 300 lbs of weight to cave a skull as in H18…) and is VERY, very physically strong, indifferent to pain, etc….

[anotherneverland]

Honestly i would pay to see a whole ass Michael Myers getting annhiliated by a firehose, like, just imagine him flying bc of water like a little bitch

[surii]

Hey. Wanna do this? SQUID GAME (2021) dir. Hwang Dong Hyuk

[anotherneverland]

And they were roomates

[anotherneverland]

Yes, he loves you, but does he love you enough to write you letters asking to "come home and shout at me. Come home and fight me. Come home and break my heart, if you must. Just come home."?

I dont think so.

[luntfontanne]

this kid is 14 oh my god is no one teaching children to protect themselves online anymore…

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Meanwhile us olds are like: I don’t have a carrd and I’m not reading yours

[tusara]

Please don’t advertise your personal information, anyone could find that and use it however they want.

[starstruck-strife-moved]

Oh my fucking god it isn’t 1998 anymore no one cares

[cerayanay]

??? Wtf does this mean??? 80% of employers google you before hiring you, child predators use that info to groom kids, abusers use that info against victims, police/government track activists online? Do you honestly think the internet has gotten safer since 1998????

[oopsabird]

also don’t tell any rando who wanders onto your blog with unknown intentions the specifics of how they can trigger you???? no????

[autumndragons]

the fact that its not 1998 anymore is exactly WHY you should be more fucking careful. do you have any idea the tools people have now compared to then? the fact that its gotten exponentially easier to find people in real life based off online info while young people have gotten extremely comfortable sharing all their personal details is deeply concerning.

im sorry no one ever taught you internet safety but that is NOT because its not important anymore. ITS MORE IMPORTANT THAN IT EVER WAS. please listen to the people whove been on the internet longer than youve been alive. our intentions are good and internet safety is vital. especially if youre queer, which i know for a fact a lot of you are.

[chortling-dingo]

It’s also no one else’s business. Like you don’t get to just have access to my intimate details just because you want them, random person.

[positive-lesbian-vibes]

Every time I see this Discourse I hate to get involved but it’s really not okay so in case nobody has told you: there is no such thing as a “bi lesbian” or a “bisexual lesbian.” The concept is extremely lesbophobic and biphobic and plays off both lesbophobic and biphobic myths.

Lesbians are not bi, and they are not attracted to men. “But historically lesbian meant any woman who loved women!” Because historically lesbianism was behavior, not a sexuality. The word doesnt mean that anymore. Lesbian is not an umbrella term, it is a specific identity that refers to women/women aligned people who exclusively love other women/women aligned people. We do not need to validate the myth that lesbians can be or are secretly attracted to men. The myth that lesbians can “find the right man” or “are secretly curious” are dangerous myths that are responsible for a lot of lesbophobic violence like homophobic rape and other forms of sexual assault against lesbians.

Likewise, bi women are not lesbians, and calling them lesbians is a form of bi erasure, which enables biphobic violence against bi women. Bisexuality is a complete, diverse label all on it’s own that does not need to be “augmented” with another label. The myth that bisexuals are “really just gay or straight” is exactly that - a myth, and implying that a bi woman has “chosen a side” by choosing to exclusively be with women is biphobic and erases her bisexual identity. This kind of biphobia has real world consequences that hurt bi women in and outside of relationships! Bisexuality is it’s own complete identity, not an “offshoot” of lesbianism or a type of lesbianism. Bisexual is a label that describes a wide variety of experiences, and that’s one of the reasons bisexuality is so amazing! But one of the experiences bisexuality doesnt describe is lesbianism, because the definitions of bi and lesbian are mutually exclusive. And that’s okay! They dont have to be the same! We dont need multiple labels for the same thing! And we already have words to encompass bi and lesbian women like sapphic and wlw.

It’s okay if you arent sure yet if you are bi or a lesbian. Thats an experience lots of wlw have! And you dont have to have it figured out right now, or ever. If you dont know if you are bi or lesbian and want to describe yourself as just sapphic, a wlw, or even reclaim queer as an identity for yourself, that’s all fine! Labels arent meant to make you feel like you have to shoehorn yourself into something, they’re meant to help you find other people you can relate to who have shared experiences. And among all that, theres just no such thing as a bisexual lesbian. You can be a bi woman who has decided to exclusively pursue women, which is totally valid, or a lesbian struggling with compulsory heterosexuality, which is totally valid, but you cannot be both. You can feel like you might be one of those and then feel like maybe later you are the other! And if you feel your sexuality has changed or your understanding of it has changed that’s fine too. You are allowed to change your label as you grow and learn more about yourself. But to call yourself a bisexual lesbian is to disrespect both lesbians and bisexuals by ignoring our chosen definitions of our words and to proliferate lesbophobic and biphobic myths that hurt all of us. It’s okay to be confused, and it’s okay to change your label! But recognize that labels you choose have meanings and that you cant be everything all at once.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bocceclub]

wow i wonder if that 300 year gap could be explained by any outside factors…….whoa! for some reason it lines up with the timeline of britain’s invasion and subsequent colonization of ireland! wild, huh? i wonder if the two are connected in some way? i guess the world will never know….

[trickstertime]

“why do the Irish hate the English so much? It couldn’t have been *that* bad!!”

This was in place till 1973.

[commie-cosmo]

Seeing non irish people reblogging this makes me happy