let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
noise dept.
$LAYYYTER
Kiana Khansmith
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
will byers stan first human second
i don't do bad sauce passes
PR's Tumblrdome
Keni
Jules of Nature
Misplaced Lens Cap
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Sade Olutola
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
RMH
Three Goblin Art
Show & Tell
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@heyitslaura
Book!Geralt: So, how do you greet your Jaskiers? I always loudly announce he’s my best friend and then take him for some ale and then we buy one bed and talk before sleeping.
Game!Geralt: I smile and softly call him my friend. He always wants something stupid from me so I agree and then we do something even more stupid.
Hexer!Geralt: I hug him tightly. Then I hug him again. Sometimes a third time as well. He sings for me.
Netflix!Geralt: …
.........thank fuck Loki's done for the season the discourse that flooded the bisexual tag was absolutely fucking rancid
also like... I'm halfway through but I'm just... not liking the show as much as I thought I would??? Like... I've looked forward to a loki series for a long time and honestly, I would have loved to see something like RTD-era doctor who with like, time travel and mischief across history and lokiness but like..... instead it's a dreary oppressive time authority multiverse set-up and The Return Of Selfcest Discourse (ft. Biphobia) and I'm just Kind Of Disappointed scoob
AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR (2018) / THE INCREDIBLES (2004)
Doctor Strange when he finds out what Wanda and Loki have been up to:
Black Widow’s director Cate Shortland on ‘involuntary hysterectomy’ clap-back
“So Eric, who is our writer, had written a joke about women being in bad moods because they have their period, Shortland recalls. And I remember Florence and Scarlett and I reading it and just being like, ‘Oh, my God, this is ridiculous.’
The director says she almost cut the joke entirely, but after discussing with her actors, ultimately decided to “answer it.” She didn’t clarify if that meant improvising on the day of or going back for traditional rewrites, but the outcome was the final digression on involuntary hysterectomies.
I love it, Shortland says. Because it’s like, if you’re gonna make that joke, I’m gonna unleash Florence Pugh on you. She’s gonna Yelena you. It’s one of my favorite moments in the film.”
the way yelena belova spoke for the entire women population when she got excited over pockets. like me too, girl.
BLACK WIDOW + references
Rock 'n' Roll never dies!
No, I don’t think I’m sorry 😂
the umbrella academy + reductress headlines (part i)
No offense to fic writers or whatever but actually the correct way that Peter should handle the end credits scene from far from home is go HARD with the whole “oh yeah I’m dEFINITELY sPiDeRmAn”
Peter Parker makes a tiktok account two minutes after JJJ blasts him on the news and the video is him, sitting in his room, clearly delighted with the fact that everybody thinks he’s Spider-Man because he is tOtAlLy Spider-Man
The fact that flash is an asshole helps considerably because Peter keeps dueting flash’s TikToks where flash rants about how puny Parker absolutely CANNOT be Spider-Man and Peter is fake offended the whole video
Peter does a series of tiktoks that’s just him trying to recreate spiderman stunts. There’s a video clip of the “do a flip!” dude playing in the background of peter trying to do a flip and almost breaking his neck. There’s one where he shouts parkour and almost breaks his ankle trying to jump over a wall, all while claiming that it’s actually because his totally there spider powers are failing
And Ned who is From The internet does a follow up where he’s just sharing clips of Peter from behind in terribly fitting khakis and then photos of Spider-Man and captioning it “BUT THE BUTTS MATCH”
Adventures of Jaskier who thinks a wolf he finds is a cursed Geralt, inspired by this post
Im sorry.. 🤣
#a bit of both
...okay but what about a fanfic where Jaskier DID get turned into Geralt's sword
It's just a soul eater kinda vibe and jaskier and Geralt can still communicate telepathically and every time Geralt slices through a monster he hears jaskier in his head going "eugh" or "uAaAh"
#also geralt draws Sword!Jaskier#and theres just#so many comments that are just#'ooh handsy' 'watch how you swing it~' and just. innuendos everywhere#'be gentle on my handle~' 'JASKIER.'
#outstanding concept#what if other people could also hear jaskier tho#geralt swings his sword and they hear WHAAARGHHHH
Geralt: The next time we’re in a fight, could you please, please make a sword noise?
Jaskier: all right. sword noise. got it.
Geralt: (pulls out sword)
Jaskier: SWORD
Geralt: .....
Jaskier: ...i panicked
Writer: There Was Only One Bed…
Smut fans: *gasp!!!!!*
Writer: So They Spooned All Night And The Brooding One Allowed Themselves To Feel Vulnerable For The First Time In Years And The Chirpy One Got Some Quality Snuggles
Fluff fans: *GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Alternatively:
There was only one bed and so they lay there together, only inches apart physically but it may as well have been miles for neither could muster the courage to tell the other the true depth of their feelings and so they lay there sleepless in their mutual pining
Angst fans:
There was only one bed. A carried B to it and gently eased them down. They were both badly injured but B’s conditions were much worse and A wouldn’t rest until they knew B was going to be alright. So A sat down next to B and brushed their hair back, holding their hand as B shivered through the night, their only comfort A’s presence by their side.
Hurt/Comfort fans:
Dear god you’re right, you’re so right
I feel like this needs to be a writing challenge… How many different ways can you write this one trope.
There was only one bed, but instead of making a big fuss, the tired pair went the fuck to sleep and got a full 8 hours.
My sleep deprived ass:
OH YEAH THAT’S THE GOOD STUFF
There was only one bed. This is normal. They’ve been married for a decade and have a small child. The child has climbed in bed to snuggle with them because thunder is scary. They have their baby curled between them and they share soft, warm smiles over his sleepy head as he snores little kid snores.
Me, who just wants domestic curtains found family fic:
I AM ALL OF THIS I WILL LITERALLY READ ANYTHING
There was only one bed, the two characters argued and bickered begging for them not to have to share it, but they somehow are here still. They agree that there both going to pick a side and stay on it. This was going fine until in the middle of the night A woke up screaming and crying, B gets them to calm down and they end up falling asleep next to each other feeling safe
Enemies to lovers fans
There was only one bed. A noticed B’s exhaustion and lifted them easily. “You don’t have to carry me like a child,” B noted, despite being clearly pleased by how matters were progressing. “I think we both know that’s not true,” A replied with a grin. The bed was warm, inviting, and yet something was missing. “Is this a private party, or can just anyone join,” C called from the doorway, clad only in their underwear and a smile. “Only if it’s you!” A and B replied in unison as they drew the covers back.
My OT3-loving ass:
There was only one bed.
It turned out to be a defective Murphy bed and it trapped them in the wall.
Crack fic fans:
I love all of this! 😂 It also shows you the flexibility of tropes and how they can be used to portray almost anything. Tropes aren’t inherently negative; they appear over and over again because they serve useful narrative functions.
