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a flirty reunion
I have never witnessed something in my entire life that kept me so interested within a roller coaster of socio-economic company history and tax evasion schemes that really boiled down to the greatest personal conclusion of this man’s day.
No holy shit this is the greatest video ever seen in existence
The more he went on the more intriguing he became. And then by the end, I realized it really was the best video ever made.
i will always reblog grillquest
the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.
even if ‘they’ was grammatically incorrect for a singular pronoun, if you value grammar over a human being then there’s a bigger problem here
but tell me you wouldnt wear at least one of these
twitter is usually unfunny but this caught me off guard
New superhero: Crime Man.
He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes the criminals.
The Punisher does this and the crime is murder
The Punisher doesn’t stop crime, he punishes criminals. Big difference. Crime Man is more proactive than that.
So what you really mean is like. A totalitarian government that profiles people and arrests them before they commit crimes (which is a crime)
No, it’s more like stopping a credit fraud from happening by comitting arson.
*A mugger threatening me with a knife* Give me your money! *Crimeman appearing from the darkness with a bigger knife* NO CRIMINAL! You give me YOUR money!
I love the efforts to get deeply analytical and political but op just shuts them down with no crime man does CRIME
BUT BETTER
He finds out someone’s planning to rob the bank so he robs it first so there isn’t any money left when they get there.
Armed robbery? Hold their family hostage until they deliver their guns in an unmarked bag behind a gas station
shirt and pants with horizontal black and white stripes
A black domino mask
A dark grey wool hat
a big sack with a dollar sign on it where he stores his gadgets
a yellow sash reading “CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS”
I drew fanart
did I get it right?
Now that’s a hero if I’ve ever seen one.
Check out this amazing Crime Man comic by @micaxiii
You do the crime, you get the crime.
The plan is working!
HE LOOKS LIKE THE QUOTE ‘Be Gay Do Crimes”
He is gay, and does crimes.
Crime Man strikes again
I like Crime man
And Crime Man likes you too
¿ what are his Powers?
Resourcefulness, audacity, and a sense of humor.
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oh my god i forgot lucifer queer eyed a guy
HE REALLY AND TRULY DID COME INTO THIS GUY’S HOUSE FOR A MURDER INVESTIGATION AND END UP TRYING 2 TAN FRANCE HIS LIFE
Satan Eye for the Human Guy
Y’all r wildin OUT
HELLO?
ii but he sexy as fuck tho he could be my gangster penguin ill be his bird
No but have you seen king julien?
The artist is Crazy Tom
my brain record scratched
y’all
look up the artist there’s so much more of this
I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”
Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.
If anyone ever does this to me I’ll call them out on being a con artist.
Joke’s on you, buddy. That’ll only have consequences the first, what, couple dozen times? I can take a punch.
But then eventually, I’ll have money for the bike, and whenever I get called out, I’ll just speed off, and, sure, maybe I crash and die in a gutter and the police can’t figure out why I have hundreds of fake phone numbers stuffed in my jacket and it launches a huge investigation that becomes sort of a local legend, but you know whose problem that is? Not fucking mine.
Because I’m a slutty motorcycle ghost, and who’s gonna’ stop me then? The ghost cops? Nice try. Everybody knows cops can’t become ghosts because they just go straight to hell. It’s basic math.
Moral of the story, don’t be a con artist or you will die in a horrible accident and become a lonely ghost.
First of all, don’t you ever accuse me of having morals, narrative or otherwise, ever again.
And second, where did I say I’d be lonely? I’d be a ghost on a motorcycle. That’s the sexiest thing that there is. You look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn’t bone Ghostrider. Look me in the goddamn eyes.
snufkin tries to write a love letter
(i’m still learning how to draw them but,, i love them)
So I did the thing! and I gotta say I love these so much better. I hope you guys do too~ sorry again for being picky. I’m not that experienced with color The designs are by @the-gamecentral-express-is-back for their Black Sun and Blue Moon AUs. I’m just having fun with it.
That design document predated the decision to exclude gay relationships in the game. Its pages described a web of social interactions, in which every kind of romantic relationship was permitted. That week, Barrett confounded the expectations of his disbelieving boss. He successfully wrote the basic code for social interactions, including same-sex relationships.
“In hindsight, I probably should have questioned the design,” Barrett, who is gay, said. “But the design felt right, so I just implemented it. Later, Will Wright stopped by my desk,” Barrett said. “He told me that liked the social interactions, and that he was glad to see that same-sex support was back in the game.” Nobody on the team questioned Barrett’s work. “They just pretty much ignored it,” he said. “After a while, everyone was just used to the design being there. It was widely expected that E.A. would just kill it, anyway.”
In early 1999, before E.A. had a chance to kill the design, Barrett was asked to create a demo of the game to be shown at E3. The demo would consist of three scenes from the game. These were to be so-called on-rails scenes—not a true, live simulation but one that was preplanned, and which would shake out the same way each time it was played, in order to show the game in its best light.
One of the scenes was a wedding between two Sims characters. “I had run out of time before E3, and there were so many Sims attending the wedding that I didn’t have time to put them all on rails,” Barrett said.
On the first day of the show, the game’s producers, Kana Ryan and Chris Trottier, watched in disbelief as two of the female Sims attending the virtual wedding leaned in and began to passionately kiss. They had, during the live simulation, fallen in love.
TIL i learned that the team behind The Sims had originally decided to leave same-sex relationships out of the game until a newbie on the team by the name of Patrick J. Barrett III coded all basic interactions of the game due to one of his senior team members being on vacation, TIL Barrett unknowingly had been given an old design document and everyone just assumed someone else had reversed their previous decision and rolled with it, and TIL that all that plus a rushed demo led to the team’s presentation at that year’s E3 featuring an unplanned lesbian kiss