Disgruntled Pelican

Basically just a shitshow consisting of whatever interests me at any given moment. Icon from sunny-bunnny.

[bob-belcher]

Tyler James Williams as Gregory Eddie in ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (2021—)

[campmiasmas]

GET TO KNOW ME MEME: 3/5 FRIENDSHIPS ▸ JOSIE & PJ

I'm really proud of you. I'm proud of us. I do wanna say, um, I feel like you killed that guy. Oh, yeah. I mean, we killed, I think we killed... you killed that guy. No. Yeah, he's dead. That's dead. No. Oh, my God. Yeah, we killed a couple. We killed... We killed a lot of guys.

[stimman3000]

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

[krishnadewme]

[lionkins]

[wallpatterns-deactivated2019120]

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

[willisahappygrahamcracker]

[mountainashfae]

I’m going to miss the Honors Advisor from my university.

[wrathofthestag]

[snazzybees]

This is definitely my favorite email i’ve recieved from a professor, with the subject line “back at it”.

[aropride]

one of my all-time favorite emails

[illusion-of-death]

Take Classics courses and you too might get an email like this

[ashstfu]

idk but when i discover new books and music i’m just excited to be alive again. yes a bit dramatic but that’s how i feel when i discover them

[anticurses]

[sluglover666]

Hot take, but even if you ARE punching up (instead of punching sideways at a group that is in the same boat as you), there's a limit to what you can say without sounding like a violent facist but woke this time.

Making fun of a group of people that are privileged over you is one thing, but wishing non-cartoonish violence and death on them ("they should fall off a cliff" vs. "they should be wiped out"), wishing sexual violence on them, dehumanising them, claiming that they're less capable of creating art or living meaningful lives, saying that their relationships are inherently shallow and fake - these things are fucked up. I understand venting and saying extreme things when in pain, but when you find yourself regularly posting about wanting certain people tortured and killed, you need to examine that.

When the only thing stopping you from completely dehumanising someone is your own judgement regarding their privilege level relative to yours, you are not a safe person to be around.

[darkladynyara]

[emfrots]

"convince your followers that their Oppressor Class (whether real or imagined) is less deserving of human rights" is the oldest and most reliable trick in the book to incite mass violence, and you're not immune to it because you're a Good Person with Correct Opinions. you will continue to be a potential breeding ground for fascist thought until you stop dehumanizing people in any context, regardless of whether they deserve it or not, or how serious you are. there can be no acceptable targets.

[ramavoite]

Game Changer - "Kangaroo Court"

[youhavethesun]

this is genuinely the funniest interaction I hold it ridiculously close to my heart because Jess is just so unserious here. like what do you mean ‘what makes you think I care about you?’

by this point he has annotated an entire book for her. he did his terrible little close up magic attempt. he spent an ungodly amount of money just to be able to have a picnic with her!! then spent said picnic telling her how much he thinks she would like his favourite books. they had a late at night phone call to discuss both of their recommendations. literally just before this very scene he lent her a cd just because he thought she’d like it! he’s so hilarious with his attempts at being cool like he is such a funny little man I love him so much.

[zac-oyama]

Dimension 20: City Council of Darkness | Episode 2 "Blood, Business, and Beth's Husband"

[rosehathawhey]

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING (2003)

[tvandfilm]

LEGALLY BLONDE (2001) Dir. Robert Luketic

[grantwilson]

paul refeereno and paul robailiffo should fall in love. get foremanlino involved, call that a paulycule

[dankxsinatra]

[dankxsinatra]

[enchantedbook]

"Innamorato della Luna" (In Love with the Moon) Antonio Rubino, 1907

[nightmarebees]

ancient proverb

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[ontopofgravity]

I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference

and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”

[teakayblog]

Dude, fortify is bangin’. That makes things like you’re some kind of RPG character. Fortify is way better than “man up.”

[auspiciousleader]

Happy 10th anniversary to Fortify

[asystolle]

Logan & Jess in GILMORE GIRLS 6.08 | Let Me Hear Your Balalaikas Ringing Out