Königin

Design // Volleyball // Time wasting // UCA

[heylookitshenri]

“Come seek us where our voices sound”

-Lionheart - GreenTeaCups

[upandoutcomic]

I forgot to post this here. whoopsieeee~

[stantler]

[mrhealyourgirl]

[real-uwu-hours]

[fanotastic]

[only-tiktoks]

[cthulhu-with-a-fez]

[thanksbulbapedia]

Officially, as stated by the owner of the Pokétch Company, there are two models of the Pokétch: a blue one for boys and a pink one for girls. However, the official art, sprites, and models of Barry show him wearing an orange Pokétch.

[teeny-tiny-baby-coffins]

[cozy-hearts]

mr. makoto chiba of queer eye japan dropped this line and i have never been the same since

[glisteringlord]

automatic bread slicer

[ottermatopoeia]

it's right shit at it mate

[power-chords]

My mom went to high school with this guy and showed me this Facebook post of his and if I were not already happily married……………..

[theanti90smovement]

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[powersnail]

they lock tom brady in a room and only let him out to do football

[virovac]

Or he could just be an introvert.

I’ve only had a strawberry once, and am not interested in recreational stimulants.

[nucleosynthetic-deactivated2021]

im sorry i keep reblogging this over and over but i have been thinking about this comment all day

[homunculus-argument]

My favourite harmless prank I've heard of was done by this girl whose dad was a geologist, and they'd go on day hikes with his geologist friends/co-workers and when she got bored on them she'd habitually pick up a random rock and go ask him what it is, and one of them would explain what kind of a rock that is, how it probably got here, and usually some notions of the more unusual features the rock had, if any.

And she had a friend who had once gone on a tourist trip to Iceland and brought back a volcanic rock. So she borrowed the rock and took it with her on the hike, and after two randomly picked up "hey dad what rock is this", she presented the volcanic rock, in the same fashion as all the others.

3 minutes later there are five middle-aged and older men circled around this mysterious rock, all agreeing on what it is, but not why it is. They keep asking her questions, where did she find it? Were there any other rocks around there that looked like it? Was it like this on the ground? People walking past the group try to stretch their necks to see over the geologists' shoulders to see what's the source of such amazement.

And in the end she couldn't take it anymore, burst into laughter and confessed. The geologists agree that it was pretty clever.

[feenyxblue]

Geologist enrichment

[l-esbiancar]

[997]

Hate seeing pregnant women in public like... okay little miss cummypants keep your breeding kink at HOME! 🤢🤮

literally the worst anon ive received in a long time…..

[animalcrossingmemes]

[sliversoakley2-deactivated20210]

[phantom-rin]

THE FUCKING ENDING

[cherrycreamfairy]

Turn on the sound please it's so much better lmao

[anxietyproblem]

[afriendlyblackhottie]

How do you get dragged musically by NPR 😭😭😭

You know they right though

[vikkidc92]

I don't know who that is, but they have been getting dragged everywhere

[afriendlyblackhottie]

I never got into little mix but this shit is just sooo funny

[ofcabbagezandkingz]

They compared her to camel… who is terrible herself

[afriendlyblackhottie]

But they didn’t just compare her they called her a bad version. I would never want my face seen in public EVER again thats fighting words

[ofcabbagezandkingz]

Exactly… just hang it up and retire. Bc how are you the bad imitation of an already bad singer?? Huh??!!

[okayysophia]

Double homicide. How do you even leave your house after this…???

[blackandhellagifted]

NPR deleted the tweet & everyone thought it was damage control, but no...

NPR basically said

Like...

"We got someone's name wrong but..."

[peachyteabuck]

The article is BRUTAL if yall havent seen it

[squidlywiddly87]