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The US President says Maduro has been "flown out of the country", as Venezuela declares a national emergency.

It appears the USA has kidnapped the president of Venezuela.

Recordando también que la deuda externa argentina y el juicio por la expropiación de YPF dependen de unos jueces random de Nueva York. No una corte internacional, no La Haya, no las autoridades del país, no la ONU, no una especie de organismo bilateral o mulilateral, unos tipos random en Nueva York

"el orden internacional" si dale

politijohn

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tetrafelino

kill every yank now

tetrafelino

the US is attacking Venezuela because they're fucking ghouls scrambling to keep a dying empire up on its last leg, not because they're somehow afraid that after all these years people will suddenly actually do something about the Epstein crowd

the implication alone, that the median yanqui would actually care more about their country doing what it always does than an internal scandal, is unreal - as exemplified by this cartoon itself, since framing it like this is distracting from Venezuela.

in fact the only point an image like this could possibly have is "stop talking about what the US does to foreigners"

redstonedust

ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

heymrstargazer

you look like a weeping saint with your infected eye. or whatever.

#ITS MY FUCKING DAYYYYYY

homunculus-argument

Fun quick way to make character pairs with a working dynamic: take a standard trope character type, then make another one that's the complete opposite in every defining way, and then make them buddies. Let's take the character trope of The Gentle Giant. Oh wow what a twist, this huge mean-looking burly guy is actually a docile sweetheart. Boring. But now consider: he's got a buddy who's real fucking tiny, aggressive and mean as shit.

Like this big looming guy is facing some tough guy who's blocking the way, looking for trouble, like "move aside and nobody gets hurt." And the other guy is scoffing like psch or what? You're gonna deck me? You might be big but I can tell you're no fighter.

And the big guy is like "no. You better move or I'm gonna sic my little buddy on you."

#the lies of locke lamora

aneurins-barnard

30 Days of Period Drama Women (13/30) TAMLA KARI as CONSTANCE BONACIEUX THE MUSTKETEERS (2014-2016)

stardustrider

Aramis & Porthos // The Musketeers (2014)

gnomebud

i can be so normal about knights. come closer

#bbc musketeers

mrsterlingeverything

Im ready to get obsessed with someone or something again. And bartender make it unobtainable

#locke lamora

byjove

my wife and I saw you from across the roundtable and we liked your sniveling pathetic vibe and wanted to invite you to our castle to wage a slow psychosexual war on you

#sir gawain and the green knight