You can learn one cantrip to cast at will in real life. What do you choose?
Druidcraft
Friends
Light
Mage Hand
Mending
Message
Minor Illusion
Prestidigitation
Produce Flame
Thaumaturgy
Vicious Mockery
Eldritch Blast
Propaganda in the tags and reblogs is absolutely encouraged btw
Vicious Mockery. I call opposing counsel a doo-doo head and they immediately cede the case.
message. I’m just remembering grade school and thinking of how much easier passing ’notes’ in class would have been with a spell that literally can not be overheard by anyone but the target
Prestidigitation all the way.
It still takes time, but cleaning a cubic foot of anything with just a word and a gesture every six seconds is way less spoons-intensive than how we do housework now.
Your coffee or your Door Dash order got cold? No problem. Warm or cool one cubic foot of nonliving material for an hour.
As an aside, nonliving material includes clothing. You know that "fresh out of the dryer" feeling you get with clothes? Well, imagine that, but it lasts an hour.
Lets you flavour food - no more "Ugh, I wish [family member] would add more spice to food" or "I can't eat this; there's way too much [spice]."
"Make a colour, small mark, or symbol appear on a surface for an hour" - fashion heaven, particularly at no cost to recast. Everything from colouring your own hair to the ultimate in temporary tattoos.
You know when you go into a room and it just smells off? Not dirty, not anything like that, just ... off? Conjure a nicer smell. You are suddenly a living Yankee Candle.
I'm assuming that "instant, harmless sensory effects" can also include "the sound of a cellphone ringtone". Get yourself out of that social situation you don't want to be in by subtly conjuring the sound of your cellphone ringtone - or theirs, if you know it.
If you can have "shower of sparks" as your "instant, harmless sensory effect", you can have "localised shower of confetti or glitter" All of the festivity, none of the mess.
You can have three of the non-instantaneous effects going at a time, by the way. So you can have pre-warmed socks, vibrant purple hair, and whatever smell you want in the immediate vicinity all at once.
PRESTIDIGITATION. FIGHT ME.

















