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winterinthetardis

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

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Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

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I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

tha--snazzle

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

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“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

baldheadedlilboy

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

cottonvibes

wishing i was on a balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me

pukicho

Wish I was the hulk

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wish i was the hulk on balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me

ithelpstodream

curlicuecal

This actually made me feel really good about my day because I somehow managed 80 points?

a fuckin. professional.

certainkindofsurgeon

I GOT 20 NYYYEESSS

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Deep talks are my favorite. If you can connect with me on a level not everyone can, you’re in.

jxhn-mulaney

some of y’all have never gone to make a happy birthday card, and thought “i don’t need to trace it. i know how big letters should be,” and begun with a big-ass H, followed by a big-ass A and… oh, no! oh, god! ok, all right. real skinny P with a high hump, and then we’ll put the second P below the hump of that first P, sort of like a motorcycle sidecar situation. and now you have no room for the Y, so you do a kind of curled-up noodle Y. block letters and cursive look good together. and then you go to write “Birthday” and you totally forget the lesson you just learned with “Happy.” you’re like, “yeah, but the past is the past. big-ass B. surely more letters will fit in the same space,” and it really shows.