[edward-blake-unknown-knight]

[nerdyogre]

FISH HAMMER

[a-wa-c]

For beating the carp outta someone

[everythingfox]

He is actually a deer

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"born in the wrong era" but there's no particular time period i'd rather be living in, I'm just pissed af at having to live through the global resurgence of fascism

[two-thirtyy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[taykoutmccleod]

reblog if its friday and you made it

[wormbus-art]

I'm not easy to love!!

[mbmbimbo]

[shadowgremlin]

Love browsing petfinder it’s just like here’s a little guy he’s so cute and you scroll down and his name is Military Industrial Complex

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

my main man scoobert goes in

[internetromance-deactivated2017]

what about me? scorbort?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

i told you to never show your face in these parts again.

[despazito]

top 10 tumblr happenings of the decade:

10. the bone stealing witch

9. cole sprouse joining tumblr then leaving, claiming it was a social experiment or something and everyone got mad

8. that time the website broke in 2015 and it was really funny

7. piss jello

6. tumblr being bought for 1 billion in 2013 only to be worth 3 million in 2019

5. john green bullied off of tumblr

4. sixpenceee outed for having a child slave

3.  “female presenting nipples”

2. the summer 2014 war on tumblr by 4chan which ended abruptly because of

1. dashcon.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[delta-breezes]

James Lloyd Cole | @jameslloydcole

[cryptidsandchaos]

we’re just limitless like that

[no-chill-at-all]

[y0ungd0ve]

[airframeextender]

*dips very large grilled cheese in this*

[everythingfox]

“Please sir”

(via)

[arianod]

What a polite little fellow.

[jenniferrpovey]

Somebody has the opposable thumb bearers well trained.

[therubyjailcell]

@clownchecked

[crescentmp3]

Let me translate what he's saying

"Be patient, be patient"

"There. Drink :)"

"Wait, it's too much for you. Here"

[imprettysurewevehadsex]

I thought you were going to translate the cat.

[unclefather]

[scatterbone]

[sinnlosekunst]

once i’m mentally stable and fully covered in tattoos it’s over for you