[yorkshirearthurdent]

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

[lake-erie]

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

[football-in-tuxedos]

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

[tuckedinbugw]

Nothing like holding my love

[joeylynchlvr]

lorenzo saying ‘i want a girl that all men want’ , calling jasmine promiscuous & a sassy bitch and no compliments all in one episode is so ewww. get him out!

[ashstfu]

i knew this day would come. i saw it on the calendar

[strike-another-match]

"christian characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are atheist" "atheist characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are christian" stop fighting. all human experience is poorly written in movies because the writers are californian

[runawaymarbles]

Finally reading Pride and Prejudice The Actual Book (as opposed to all the variations) and I always thought that adaptations and parodies exaggerated the characters for comedic effect. But no they really are all just Like That. Incredible.

[xinakwans]

a one season television show is also a dead wife if you think about it

[bwaah]

foolproof, huh? well. let me proof to you how fool I can be

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[highemperorofall]

Announcing that Iván Fernández González is the Hidgens of my HEART his performance is AMAZING. The way he plays with every syllable!!! The comedy CHOPS!!! The most show stopping show stopping number!!!!!!

Uhm but yeah matinee of TGWDLM London was cool it was chill defo didn't like make my entire day and like make me feel the intense joy of theatre or anything weird like that. Nah nah nah.

[oranjesoranjesoranjes]

saw tgwdlm west end last night and i fear i will never be the same

[not-mary-sue]

Unintentionally funny moment at today's performance of TGWDLM. There was tech issues at the very start of the show (lights and sound cues not working) and Lauren called for a stop but before she did, the gang seemed fully committed to winging it in the dark.

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[asteroidtroglodyte]

Nature Documentary: these deep sea creatures can withstand crushing pressures of thousands of pounds per square inch!

Me: they’re not withstanding a goddamn thing. The pressure is a part of them. Their interiors and exteriors are equalized. Just because your respiratory system is built around a pair of fragile poppable bubbles-

[imnotafraidtodisappear]

the air fryer noise being played every time someone won 12 points on eurovision was incredibly confusing but also lowk funny how did they not notice 😭

[lunlumo]

Girl. GIRLLL WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH RN

[vix-the-fruity-bi]

Tradition lives on yall 🥰