[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

[mellowminty]

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

[saahs]

canada a bit to the left

[officialvatican]

[conflagreat]

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

[starshipenterprisee-blog]

[danyinfj]

[te-odora]

i cried my ass of laughing

[plonts]

[prinxessleia-deactivated2016032]

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

[hypnomega]

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

[pebbles5ever]

[higherthanmyspacebuns]

NOT A SINGLE LADY CANADA

Genius.

[anxietyproblem]

[michellepsychologist]

🌹 Instagram 🌹

[cakemakethme]

Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom

[unpretty]

has anyone suggested that rich people keep writing shitty articles about millennials because the only millennials they know are their rich shitty children

[importantdykery]

Ngl I met a rich millenial once and so much clicked into place.

This guy literally inherited millions of dollars of property, but considered himself a self-made man because he also worked a job that was practically a hobby, completely unnecessary for him.

He also complained that “our generation is so entitled” - because all of his stinking rich friends just got cushy jobs at their parents’ companies. He seriously had no fucking idea that this was a thing exclusive to the rich.

So yeah, I definitely think this is 100% true. Explains the bizarre counterclaims, too, where some millenial acts like all Boomers are wealthy power brokers and no poor Boomers could possibly exist - again, it’s the filthy rich complaining about their own parents. The reason all their millenials vs boomers bullshit is so fucking out of touch with reality is that it’s all rooted in the capitalist class bickering about each other from their own incredibly insular, clueless perspective.

[dreams-are-my-sweet-reality]

[lithiumbot]

I dreamt that there was a show called “Dadbeard the Pirate” which was about a middle-aged pirate captain who suddenly had to raise two daughters that he didnt know he had. 

One was the daughter of a noblewoman and was classically trained in swordfighting and sailing, the other was the daughter of a tavern wench and had a lot of practical experience around shipyards. 

Dadbeard himself was bewildered at his role as a father but supportive of his new family. Episodes focused on the castmembers learning how to get along with each other while engaging in typical pirate activities, I.E. attacking trade ships and searching for treasure.

Dadbeard’s signature move was sweeping his daughers up in a huge hug that lifted them off the ground. 

[animatedamerican]

I would watch the hell out of this.

[adeles]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

me,swimming:wow this is amazing i love the ocean

me, when seaweed touches my foot: I imagine death so much it feels more like memory

[catsbeaversandducks]

“You will pay for this, Karen.”

Via Cats2K

[matissethecatto]

haute couture

[oatbee]

do dogs know that they’re cute?

[ahotknife]

those westerns finally make sense now. it’s like honey i’m going into town. i’ll pick up sugar, flour, beans, salt pork, bullets, and kerosene. do you want a bolt of calico? some maple syrup? i’m taking the wagon i’ll be back in three days

[higherthanmyspacebuns]

I’m back bitches

[luisonte]

[a-wandering-fool]

[classicalliberalleague]

Because some days you want a small private gathering…and some days Arthur and his Knights drop by.  

[drawnsnake]

That last comment

[infomics]

[floorwildcat]

Holy guacamole and cheddy cheese!

[anomalousdata]

“I mean, that’s not really that impres–JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.”

[pizzaotter]

JESUS FUCK

[super-metroid]

the fact that phones dont have little charm loops in them anymore only goes to show that humanity as we know it is on the decline

[zagreus]

there is honestly nothing more gorgeously tacky than bowling alley carpet

[zagreus]

Don’t even talk to me if all of your clothes aren’t made out of bowling alley carpet