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[dogydotcom]

[parkchanwoohoo]

"Dangerous"

[dumbpuppyfag]

i'm a real sick freak, a real fucked up kinda puppy, i'm into all kinds of problematic shit. yeah, i'll surrender to your loving embrace. yeah i'll curl up in your arms. yeah, that's right slut, stroke my hair and tell me you love me for who i've become. i-ignore the sobbing, it's all part of my twisted psychosexual game

[metamorphesque]

the unbearable lightness of being, philip kaufman 1988 / henri de toulouse-lautrec/ peter wever / egon schiele

[parkchanwoohoo]

I was like "I love you" to my partner and they said "I love you" and I was like "Prommy?" And they were like "I pr--" and then they physically recoiled from me and looked at me like

[yellow-kudzu]

My partner and I were in bed when I saw this, he was about to fall asleep when I showed it to him. He laughed and said he liked the post. I started to laugh and said "Uh oh I've given you a dangerous weapon, you can't use this word." And he said he wouldn't, and I immediately shot back with "Prommy?" I got him. I got him so good. Light laugh about that, then said he was trying to go to bed, so we said goodnight, I said I love you. He said I love you too. We then locked eyes, my lip quivered, and I started laughing into hysterics. Full blown tears, about to throw up kind of laughs. The mere thought of getting him with two attack "Prommys" sent my body into a crazed state. Probably laughed straight for 5 minutes. After I finally calmed myself down he said, "The least you can do is reblog their post" that added another two minutes of laughing like a crazy person. So thank you, have a weird lovely memory now due to this post.

[gorjee-art]

a comic about cuddles

[inthesensethat]

[thepersonalquotes]

someone gently playing w your hair is the most calming and cutest feeling ever

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

ive been developing this new sex technique called "Memories of Autumn" in which the giving partner lightly touches the tip of their middle finger to the receiving partner's penile frenulum or clitoris while imagining one branch of a felled white oak tree, buried under layers of volcanic ash, fossilizing undisturbed over the course of 14 million years. the giving partner embodies "silica binds to cellulose" and the receiving partner embodies "organic matter decomposes." if u do it right, it should trigger a mutual orgasm that enables both partners to locate themselves in the myriad intersecting wheels of the universe-body with perfect clarity for 1/3 of a second before collapse.

[girlnephew]

[stuckinapril]

I don’t care about it at all (I have carried its weight around like a rock on my chest since the very day it happened)

[tyaz]

Cigarettes were unhealthy as shit but at least they made you look fuckable. people looked fuckable. now everytime someone takes a hit from their vape, we lose more of our eroticism

[icaruspendragon]

how am i meant to show my love when i peel an orange but need a shovel to give you a slice

[icaruspendragon]

i wish i had the words to express what this means to me.

[str-ngeloop]

carl sagan said in contact that one measure of a relationship's intimacy is in how many of each person's sub-personas can see and commune with each other. and that hit. do you wanna see if our inner children want to play together 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[str-ngeloop]

She began to understand why lovers talk baby talk to one another. There was no other socially acceptable circumstance in which the children inside her were permitted to come out. If the one-year-old, the five-year- old, the twelve-year-old, and the twenty-year-old all find compatible personalities in the beloved, there is a real chance to keep all of these sub-personas happy. Love ends their long loneliness. Perhaps the depth of love can be calibrated by the number of different selves that are actively involved in a given relationship. Carl Sagan, Contact

AUGHHH

[caats]

[godshideouscreation]

[goodmorningmiles]

“Until My Fingers Bleed” Lithograph. 2023.