This is fucking killing me. Like what
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This is fucking killing me. Like what
i know that “EW” is the actual acronym used for “extinct in the wild” but it’s really funny to imagine that this thumbnail is shaming this poor tiger
Theyre being so mean to her
Hey man wanna grab lunch. We’re going to this tavern called Skullbreaker. All the ales are like 9 gold coins and they suck dick. Theres a bunch of foul sigils everywhere that say Be A Spiteful Cur and Me Gusta Beheadings. a racist gay couple from Cimmeria owns it. It used to be a bandit camp
This is easily one of the CRAZIEST videos I've ever gotten. I was rafting down a river when a Yellow Jacket came, landed on my bright pink waterproof phone pouch, and started drinking from the water droplets that had gathered there.
The most amazing part is how the water droplet magnifies the Hornet's mouth parts, so you get to see them up-close!!!! It was FASCINATING to witness!
Here's some of my favorite still shots from that video:
What do you think? 🥰
one of newton's lesser-known laws is that if you reload something that is buffering, it will start playing at the precise moment your finger completes the motion to refresh the tab
omg some of you are dumb. that's not newton, that's special relativity.. ya know, einstein!!
your special relative pounded me into the mattress last night. happy mother's day.
rlly fascinating phenomenon to me is when a character is extremely popular, and that popularity seems understandable enough because they've got something interesting going on, and then you look at the fandom and realize 99% of their fans don't actually care about engaging with any of the things that make them interesting and instead seem to be fans of an imaginary milquetoast version that exists solely for ship and/or angst content and is so far removed from the canon character they might as well be an unrelated OC at this point
jesus christ
It was important to me that she puts emphasis on the TOK
The propaganda:
peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it
dont do this
I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.
it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.
tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.
do not do this.
Unanimous consensus: Do not do this
Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this
Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight
Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)
Oh that is a... fascinating smell
Don't do this
Alright now I’m curious
Didn't have strips so I made what I call battery acid cereal
Don't do this
Roko's Basilisk is bullshit but I entirely believe in this specific infohazard
I love how Tumblr can agree on absolutely nothing except that you should not do this
some of us just don’t want to read problematic white authors so ao3 is our only option 🤷♀️
oh there is no saving youse
the famously unproblematic white authors of ao3
those words you never wanna hear... fee fi fo fum
randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing
Are khert hubs considered as old as the Dammakhert itself?
Certainly not. The Dammakhert used to rely on population density to maintain and spread, which greatly slowed growth of the Aldish Empire and made for much fuzzier borders. The invention and erection of khert-hubs was a later innovation that sped up and in many ways finalized conquest.
Khert-hubs have done a lot of good too though. They make complex spellwork much easier for less skilled wrights, and they enable systems of public benefit, like Cresce's Breath system.
Telling my dad I'm a proshipper...