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[condemnedouthouse]

[dungeon-vault]

[hollywolly3000]

[noelledeltarune]

"you can jack off you can eat grapes all else banned" is kind of the post of the summer because literally wtf else are you supposed to do once it’s 30°C outside

[gleamiarts]

just some guy™

[goldcanillust]

Spider Queen

[eggtempest]

[drakthug]

[thishasgonehorribly]

I don’t know what exactly peaked with the Madden Giferator, but I do miss it.

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[sugar-petals]

hot take in a roundabout way i think that's also why so many of us opt out of becoming parents ourselves

[exhausted-cryptid-deactivated20]

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

[doughfox]

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

[musicprincess655]

Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid

[bismuthcladbattleship]

And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!

[mutttooth]

[fightingbymoonlight]

Seeing people I know and like using AI is making me understand the protagonists of those old time sci fi dystopia's.

"Oh I don't normally use AI, I just wanted it to plan my trip"

You lived on this planet for decades, you know what you like, there are hundreds of websites where you can type into any search engine " things to do in [area]" and have at least a hundred different options.

"Oh I only use it so I can figure out what to make during the week with what I have"

The most popular website as you type in "recipes" into google have sections where you click dinner- quick and easy and those usually rely on staples + 1 or 2 items. I found 30 recipes on chicken alone.

"I had a writing idea, so I typed a few sentences into Chat GPT and I was able to write 20 pages with it."

Youdidn'twriteit.Youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.

[iphigeniacomplex]

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

[what-even-is-thiss]

Someone giving you information about something you’re doing isn’t always a demand that you change how you’re doing it.

I watched this documentary once about drinking culture in the UK and in it there was a doctor who was emphasizing how alcohol is a known carcinogen and drinking too often has these health risks.

She also admitted that she drinks alcohol more than the recommended amount.

Like somebody trying to inform you about what you’re doing isn’t always a demand that you change your ways. You can choose to do something that’s bad for you. You can choose to do something that’s mean or inefficient or boring or rude or whatever other negative descriptor. You’re just going to experience the consequences of doing that. And sometimes people will try to inform you of the possible consequences. That’s not automatically an attack on you.

I know it’s difficult to tell the difference sometimes. There are people who will demand that you change your ways for no good reason. But there’s also people who will tell you “hey sticking your tongue to that pole will make it freeze in place” and they’re not here to try and stop you from sticking your tongue to that pole. They’re just making sure you’re informed about what you’re doing. You can still choose to get your tongue stuck to that pole.

[patchoulism]

[asexualbookbird]

i forgot how good kimchi and rice was i love you kimchi and rice

[the-haiku-bot]

i forgot how good

kimchi and rice was i love

you kimchi and rice

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[yanguang]

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[power-handmaiden]

when I was in high school I had a literature teacher who had a policy of unlimited extra credit. All you had to do was read a book by a notable author (his discretion) and have a little chat with him after school to prove that you read it. No limits, no need for variety (one month I decided I really loved Kurt Vonnegut and just read everything of his I could get my hands on).

Yes, I was tearing through books constantly, and talking to this teacher at least weekly. Because even though I always loved reading as a kid, literature was always a very weak subject for me in terms of a teaching-to-standardized-test school setting (I just do awful on "what color were the curtains" type multiple choice questions. Those details don't stick in my memory THEY JUST DON'T). But that didn't matter for this class. I could just read my way out of any bad test score. I have always had fond memories of how I "fudged" my way through that class and "abused' the extra credit policy.

I was thinking about it again today, and only just now realized that he absolutely tricked me into being well-read, while my teenage self thought I was totally getting away with something. THAT MOTHERFUCKER. I hope he's doing well.