Némo [🎀]

fr/en -- i love gambling all i do is reblogging i barely post anything of my own sorry :')

[i-am-the-oyster]

[papayajuan2019]

there's a new social cue coming out. no we're not telling you about it

[iamthemaestro]

found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.

[fishing-princess]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

“hi welcome to gas station what can I get for you?”

“yeah can I get drinks?”

“absolutely, do you want honey bun or just drinks?”

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the honey bun. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please the honey bun would be great”

[bestiolin]

maarten inghels

[animate-mush]

@sherbertilluminated there's a line somewhere in Ursula Vernon's Digger that goes something like "it is difficult to be metaphysical around the truly geologically minded"

[11990904]

[i-am-the-oyster]

[plasmalink]

Pronoun roles on discord servers aren't a bad idea, but there is the fun implication that you can ping an entire pronoun set.

Hey I got a problem with something, this is an all they/thems on deck situation

[datasoong47]

[pitchburgh]

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

[pitchburgh]

you should also be able to do this to job listings

[mizuthe-cat]

I wish I had this hat

[leoandreeda]

Green Soul

[evidently-endless]

being offered ai at every turn

[vivalich]

what the fuck is happening

[lakeclownn]

Little did he know that in the near future he would get himself and housewife, latino, polyglote, funny, cheeky twink.