[crazy-brazilian]

[philosophiums]

everyone on here always worried about “oh im a different person around different people so what’s my actual identity?” bitch take a drink of water and listen to brennan lee mulligan saying “people are like gems, right? they have facets to them, and some of them only get exposed within certain relationships” and maybe you’ll calm down

[soosfrasooh]

Sometimes I think it’s less that Your Person is someone you can be totally yourself around and more that Your Person summons the version of yourself you most like being

[everythingstarstuff]

[everythingstarstuff]

[toastbutteregg]

[quitesoftspot-deactivated202010]

[toastbutteregg]

[catasters]

[sandersstudies]

Completely unironically this is one of my new favorite pieces of literature

[doggosource]

[doggosource]

are you really going to scroll past without saying goodnight? 

[lipstickleatherdyke]

hey everyone i just wanted to share these elvira salt and pepper shakers i found and i’d also like to say that nothing in the world is more important than me owning these someday

[chrissongzzz]

[milky-katzchen]

They tried it

[shining-wizard]

Don’t think that my boy Andy doesn’t know that neither

[toaarcan]

Andy Murray drinks his Respect Women Juice.

[ajsicienwosocndjw-deactivated20]

i hate that opening other peoples mail is illegal. I wanna see

[ssueno-deactivated20180306]

someone: hey are you okay me with no hesitation: *starts crying*

[anexperimentallife]

My gf has now decided that any time we can't sleep at night it's because we are bearwatching

[autisticexpression]

She has a point

[meladoodle]

A fun thing to do this Halloween is say "who are you dressed as" to any man dressed very clearly as the joker. Follow it with a "ohhhh right, I kinda see it"

[yekkes]

Fun thing to do this Halloween is say “who are you dressed as” to any man not in a costume

[thyrell]

fun thing to do this halloween is say “nice joker costume” to any man not in a costume

[anxietyproblem]

[babyanimalgifs]