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Was justanekoboywithglasses • He/they • Perpetually hangry •📍🏡NYC • Certified JJBA and Chainsaw man trash

[injuries-in-dust]

Weird and wonderful compilation of strange bird noises.

[peripecias-i]

Birds evolved from dinosaurs, and they really show huh.

Cassoary my beloved why so scary

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

it is just so damn dishonest to act like slavery had nothing to do with the Civil War or was of minimal importance

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

"the south wanted to preserve their way of life" which was made possible by what

"the south were protecting their rights" which right exactly was that

"the south didn't want to be in the union anymore" yeah what happened in the union that made it seem like it wasn't working out anymore

"the south was suffering economically" and what was the foundation of the southern economy

[trianglart]

Stages of having a short (gay) haircut! 

[thisloveforyourmom]

an advertisement drawn by alison bechdel, 1988

[enderbot-magic]

Hey tumblr user evilpepsiman who does it feel to be an absolute King

[goodlouse]

how to solve a rubik’s cube a gay valentine’s/anniversary comic about trying to impress a boy (my now boyfriend) [rbs&follows>likes]

[yvfu]

[nia--san]

[notverybrightraven]

[astraltrickster]

[flakmaniak]

Yet another post where the ambiguity of whether the poster actually got censored or chose to upload the “you got censored” image makes it significantly funnier.

[liberalsarecool]

No one is surprised. Get him a prison cell.

[apokoliips]

Prince Philip: *dies*

Piers Morgan:

[ruinedchildhood]

[honey-chanel]

[unabashedlyseveresandwich]

If you are an adult who identifies with the concept of Gifted Kid Syndrome and:

You have an unusually intense reaction to the concept of rejection, whether personal, professional, or academic

You have consistent trouble meeting deadlines

You have big dreams and ambitions that are completely achievable, but you consistently can’t take steps toward achieving them and you don’t know why

You procrastinate, like a lot

You like video games, like a lot

You switch seemingly at random between binge watching your favorite shows for absurd lengths of time or not being able to sit down and focus on them unless you’re doing something else at the same time

You cannot for the life of you keep your living area clean and organized

You struggle with substance dependencies, whether with alcohol, tobacco, weed, harder drugs, or even just caffeine

You struggle with texting/calling/emailing back, even for people you care about deeply and/or even for important deadlines

Please, please, please consider seeking out an ADHD evaluation.

I’m not a psychiatrist or any kind of a medical professional, but personally I can’t help but notice how many elements of what I was perceiving as personal failures before my diagnosis stem directly from my executive dysfunction. Meds and an adequate support system can make a world of difference!

Just some advice from your friendly neighborhood nonbinary-mom-friend blogger!

[leesacrakon]

...these are all seriously signs of ADHD?

You’re kidding

[sunrisingblue]

Not even a little bit.

[blazeeblake]

As someone who has recently started treatment for ADHD after literal decades of the stuff on that list (like, everything but substance dependency), do yourselves all the favors and look into it. Also, lighten up on yourselves, because this has nothing to do with inadequacy or failure.

[marshmallowbee13]

... Huh.

[keyofthetwilight03]

Yup! Just because this is an Otome game, it doesn’t stop me from shipping you with Joseph, Caesar.

[catneychu]

My sense of denial is stronger than my sense of reality.

[surprisebitch]

One time I was hooking up with this guy and he wanted to try handcuff play, I was like sure I’ve never done it why not. so we are doing stuff and I’m handcuffed and then he stops, and just kinda looks at me. he then gets his keys and uncuffs me and I ask him what’s wrong. He tells me I’m too pretty to die and then tells me to get out of his house and then blocks me and I’m still kinda freaked out about it years later

[oni-boyfriend]

[malwarewolf404]

[ike-loves-men]

[the-togepi-man]

[politiho]

if this was real you’d have REPORTED IT TO THE FUCKING POLICE

unless you really are just that dumb

[thetrueconfessionsofasonder]

And this is why you never do kink with someone until you know them extremely well. People, be safe. Get to know the person and then always be prepared for the worst to happen. Kink isn’t just fun, it’s trust

[hajnarus]

(Early) first interactions

[hajnarus]

Personally I prefer when they don’t talk, but really just the manifestation of the user’s spirit

[hajnarus]

it’s such a powerful feeling!

[hajnarus]

dumb family comics for today